Chapter 85: Alien Creature

“Don’t play dumb! That matter isn’t over yet. Let’s get this straight—what if I get pregnant…”

“I didn’t do anything to you, how could you get pregnant?”

“Didn’t do anything? Then what’s that sour smell on it? You must have gone in while I was drunk!” Zhang Min acted aggressive and unreasonable, clearly putting on a spoiled act.

“There’s no sour smell on it. You were drunk and mis-smelled it.”

“You stripped off my pants, and I felt… hmph! You know! It’s still wet down there… You didn’t do anything to me… Do you think anyone would believe that? I certainly don’t!” Seeing Lü Yang soften his tone, Zhang Min immediately seized the opportunity and grew increasingly blunt.

If being kept as a mistress wouldn’t work, then just being ordinary friends was fine. Between ordinary male and female friends, accidents could happen sometimes.

“You definitely mis-smelled it…” Lü Yang’s head was spinning. If he really hadn’t done anything, he would be confident now, but the problem was he had indeed done some things he shouldn’t have, and making Zhang Min convulse all over was a fact…

“Alright, then let me smell it again. I’m sober now, so I’ll check if I was just drunk and mis-smelled it before.” Zhang Min’s sly plan had succeeded, and she demanded Lü Yang take off his pants for inspection again.

Helplessly, Lü Yang half-heartedly pulled his pants down again, and as soon as he did, the Plum Blossom Stake sprang out from inside, like a trapped beast set free.

Both of them were in the same room without pants on, and the atmosphere felt very wrong no matter how you looked at it.

Zhang Min leaned in, sniffed the scent there, and then looked up at Lü Yang.

“No sour smell, right?” Lü Yang confirmed with Zhang Min.

“It’s been a while, the sour smell faded. But there must still be traces of sourness; you just can’t smell it now.” Zhang Min reasoned very seriously.

“If you can’t smell it… that proves my innocence.” Right now, apart from the very hard Plum Blossom Stake, every other part of Lü Yang’s body felt soft, especially when Zhang Min’s alluring eyes stared up at him from below.

“The sour smell faded, and the nose can’t detect it, but… the tongue can still taste it.” Zhang Min looked at the vigorously youthful Plum Blossom Stake in front of her, smelled its scent, and finally couldn’t hold back anymore—she suddenly opened her mouth…

The first time she saw it, she could hardly resist, but she hadn’t dared to be rude then. This time, she didn’t want to hold back anymore.

“Ah! Ah!” Lü Yang cried out twice as a tingling, numbing sensation instantly shot upward like an electric current from there to his brain, making his mind go fuzzy for a moment.

Back in the mysterious domain at Qingyuan Residential Area, when Sister Mei’s little towel rubbed back and forth, it felt similar, but nothing as intense as this…

How could the touch of a towel compare to a woman’s lips and tongue? Not just physically, but psychologically too…

“No… even my girlfriend hasn’t done this…” Lü Yang thought it wasn’t right and wanted to push Zhang Min away… Logically, he was still a virgin, and Zhang Min was an older woman taking advantage of a younger man, gaining all the benefits. But physically… Lü Yang simply couldn’t resist a mature woman like Zhang Min.

Could it be… that he would lose his purity here today?

Yi Yi, I’m sorry, it’s really not that I didn’t want to hold on, it’s… just impossible to hold on…

Zhang Min was already burning like a fierce flame, ready to ignite at the touch of dry wood, and now she had the chance to pounce on that dry wood. The dry wood and fierce fire crackled loudly, and Zhang Min took the chance to push Lü Yang down onto the bed.

“No.” Lü Yang half-heartedly resisted, acting coy and reluctant, almost crying out in protest.

In that moment, he seemed like an extremely shy little bride, while Zhang Min became the desperately thirsty brute, wanting to force her way.

“Really, no.”

When Zhang Min tried to climb upward so that the dry wood and fierce fire below could touch and merge, Lü Yang reached out and pressed her head down, stopping her from climbing up.

Who said only women had to overcome psychological barriers the first time? Men had to overcome them too!

If the other person were the girl he deeply loved, close in age, and they could end up happily together, it would be fine—but… the other person was a nearly thirty-year-old mature woman!

She wasn’t a virgin, but I was—wasn’t that a raw deal?

But if Zhang Min persisted just a little more, Lü Yang’s arm holding her head might lose its strength. The psychological barrier for men the first time was actually quite easy to cross.

Zhang Min put herself in his shoes, recalling how Li Guoqing had tried to conquer her back then, and guessed that Lü Yang’s dry wood might not be burning fiercely enough yet. So she bent her head and worked hard again. And she really liked Lü Yang’s youthful, vigorous dry wood, wishing she could swallow it whole.

Lü Yang instinctively kept his hand pressing Zhang Min’s head. By now, his mind was utterly dazed; his whole body felt like only that intense sensation remained, and nothing else existed.

Since Zhang Min’s head was held down and she couldn’t climb up to make the dry wood and fierce fire connect, she instinctively adopted a roundabout tactic. While working hard with her head down, she tilted her body and, using the dry wood as the center, shifted sideways in a half-circle onto the bed. Then, catching Lü Yang off guard, she swung one leg over his body and reversed her position, lying upside down over him.

Dazedly, Lü Yang opened his eyes and saw… What the heck… isn’t this… the place where the plum blossoms bloom?

Not plum blossoms, but wood ear.

Wood ear growing inside plum blossoms?

Just as Lü Yang was about to hum a short tune of Three Variations of the Plum Blossom, the blooming plum blossom area suddenly descended and sat on his head, sliding over his forehead, across the bridge of his nose, and finally, the soft wood ear firmly pressed over his mouth, rubbing up and down on its own.

Damn! What the heck is this? Please! I washed my face this morning—no need to wash it again! Does it have to be so exaggerated?

Damn! I, Lü Yang, an utterly pure boy, was actually being defiled like this by a mature woman!

For a moment, Lü Yang felt like his face had been crawled over by a giant snail.

Or maybe… some kind of alien creature.

It was just too bloody, too violent!

“Wife, answer the phone! Wife, answer the phone!”

Right at that moment… Zhang Min’s mobile phone, which she had tossed on the bedside, suddenly rang…

Zhang Min was startled and quickly reached over to grab the phone. She didn’t need to check the number—from the ringtone, she knew it was Li Guoqing calling.

Damn it! Did he plant a spy near me? Did he find out about the affair right away? Although Zhang Min didn’t believe Li Guoqing had that kind of intelligence, her heart still raced with panic.

“Hello? What is it? I’m busy right now!” Zhang Min quickly adjusted her attitude and questioned Li Guoqing in her usual tone.

“Wife, Zheng Fan suddenly changed his mind. He said he wants to go back to his hometown, and I can’t persuade him to stay.” Li Guoqing had been arranged by Zhang Min to stay in a hotel suite these past two days, specifically to train Zheng Fan on what he could and couldn’t do after going to the Liu Family, what he could and couldn’t say. Once trained, he was supposed to help carry out Zhang Min’s plan of switching the babies at the Liu Family.

If Zheng Fan wanted to leave, it was a big deal. Li Guoqing didn’t dare delay and called Zhang Min immediately.

It seemed the plan had hit a snag. Who knew what Li Guoqing had done to make Zheng Fan refuse to be the switched baby at the Liu Family.