Chapter 81: Check

If she had her clothes tidy when he left, and he called Xiao Huang in to witness it as proof, then he wouldn’t have to worry about getting into any trouble later.

Well, he’d just deal with this problem right now.

Lü Yang went to the bathroom and looked around, and he actually found a tool.

A hairdryer.

Heh heh, he could take off Zhang Min’s panties, wash them a little with water on the sink, wring out that small piece of cloth hard, then dry them with the hairdryer for a while, and they’d be completely dry. After they were dry, he could put them back on her, she wouldn’t complain about them being wet or feel uncomfortable anymore, then she’d sleep peacefully, and he could leave calmly. Wouldn’t everything be settled then?

Having escaped two dangerous Mysterious Domains safely was enough to prove that Lü Yang stayed calm in crises and was very clever. Solving this little problem in front of him should be easy.

Lü Yang quickly returned to Zhang Min’s bedside, managed to take off her trousers, and then pulled off her panties… Who knew… just as Lü Yang had pulled them down to her ankles and was about to take them off completely, a cold voice suddenly sounded in his ear…

“What are you doing!?”

Lü Yang was startled. He looked up and saw that Zhang Min had sat up at some point, covering the area below her stomach with her hands, looking at him with a frightened expression.

“I… I…” Lü Yang’s mind went blank for a moment. Wasn’t she so drunk she didn’t recognize anyone? How could she…

“What did you do to me!?”

Zhang Min seemed to sense something. She instinctively looked between her legs, then suddenly got up and grabbed Lü Yang, looking frantic.

After a woman does that, the lingering sensation down there is very clear, especially since it had just happened…

“I didn’t… I didn’t do anything…”

“Why were you taking off my pants!?” Zhang Min became even more frantic.

“I didn’t take them off.” Lü Yang felt frantic too when he heard her words.

How can you lie with your eyes wide open like that? What are you holding in your hand? Zhang Min looked at Lü Yang’s hand, which was holding her panties.

Lü Yang was very embarrassed and quickly pulled his hand back, as if he had been electrocuted.

“I… I…” Zhang Min turned away and grabbed her hair hard. “I didn’t expect that drinking too much would let a bad person like you take advantage of me!”

“How could I? It was clearly you earlier…” Lü Yang was about to defend himself when Zhang Min suddenly started crying loudly, then threw the pillow, bedsheet, and everything she could grab at Lü Yang.

“Director Zhang?” Huang Li obviously heard the noise from the inner room and walked to the door to ask.

“Xiao Huang, don’t come in! Lock the door from outside!” Zhang Min shouted outside, while she tightly held onto Lü Yang.

“Oh…” Huang Li responded and actually took out a key to lock the door from outside.

“Director Zhang, you misunderstood… earlier, you…” Lü Yang quickly spoke up, preparing to explain to Zhang Min.

“Stop it! Say it! What are you going to do about today’s matter?” Zhang Min grabbed Lü Yang’s clothes, looking like she wouldn’t let it go.

“Nothing happened today.” Lü Yang refused to admit it, no matter what.

“What happened to your face and hands?”

“You scratched them.”

“Why did I scratch you?”

“Well… you’d have to ask yourself that…”

“Hmph! Ask me? Fine! I’ll tell you! A woman is most sensitive about her own body. I know very well what you did to me when I was drunk! And there’s still a feeling left in my body now.” Zhang Min looked down between her legs again, touched it, and seemed even more sure of her earlier judgment.

“I really didn’t, I didn’t do anything, it was you…” Lü Yang instinctively glanced at the place where Zhang Min’s plum blossoms bloomed, remembering the Three Variations of the Plum Blossom from earlier, and forgot what he was going to say.

Zhang Min looked at Lü Yang and quickly closed her legs. “Speak. How are you going to resolve this? A real man dares to do and dare to take responsibility. If you did something wrong, you have to take responsibility.”

“I really didn’t, I truly didn’t…” Lü Yang felt guilty and started considering whether to tell the truth… Earlier, he only performed the Three Variations of the Plum Blossom while helping Zhang Min wipe off the water, he didn’t do anything substantial. It was only because he wiped the wrong place by accident that caused that incident. Even so… it was Zhang Min’s own body being too sensitive.

But… sigh… he couldn’t admit to that kind of thing either…

“How can you prove you didn’t do anything?” Zhang Min stared at Lü Yang, not letting it go.

“I… how can I prove it? Do you have a camera in this room? We can check the footage…” Lü Yang looked around. After saying this, he felt it was inappropriate… If the Three Variations of the Plum Blossom was recorded, he still couldn’t explain it clearly… At the very least, it would be a charge of molesting a woman… In court, with this lawyer’s words, it might become rape.

“Hmph! This is a private space. How could there be a camera?” Zhang Min glared at Lü Yang, very displeased.

“Then… I can’t prove it either, but I really didn’t do anything, I just didn’t, absolutely didn’t…”

“If you didn’t do anything and have nothing to hide, then let me check. Only then can prove your innocence.” Zhang Min proposed to Lü Yang.

“Check what?” Lü Yang looked at Zhang Min strangely. Could such a thing… be checked?

“Hmph! Check your crime tool! First, if you committed the crime, that crime tool definitely can’t stand straight now; second, a woman’s body has acidic fluid inside. If your crime tool has a sour smell on it, don’t think you can deny it anymore!” Zhang Men glared fiercely at Lü Yang.

“Crime tool?” Lü Yang instinctively pulled his hand back behind him. “What crime tool?”

“Don’t play dumb…” Zhang Min pointed at the area below Lü Yang’s stomach.

“Uh… this?” Lü Yang felt relieved. Earlier, during the Three Variations of the Plum Blossom, he only used his hands and didn’t use that weapon at all. If he didn’t use it, how could it have the sour smell from Zhang Min’s body?

“What? Feeling guilty?”

“Who’s guilty? Check then. If there’s no sour smell on it, you can’t falsely accuse me anymore.” Lü Yang had no choice but to go all out. Although Zhang Min’s action might violate privacy, he was indeed at fault first. Now that Zhang Min wanted to check him, he could only cooperate.

“Take off your pants!” Seeing that Lü Yang agreed, Zhang Min didn’t hold back either.

Lü Yang hesitated for a moment. No choice, he had to take off his pants. He was a grown man, so what if he took off his pants in front of a beautiful woman? He wouldn’t lose anything…

Besides, Zhang Min wasn’t wearing pants either—he had taken them off himself earlier. Comparing like this, he wasn’t at too much of a disadvantage.

“Straight enough, right? Didn’t commit any crime, right?” Lü Yang asked Zhang Min, secretly laughing at her ignorance. Damn, even if I really did commit the crime earlier, couldn’t it still be very straight and firm now? Straight and firm like the Plum Blossom Stake used by ancient people for martial arts training.

It’s good to be a man. Youth is capital. Not only is it straight and firm, it’s simply bursting with youth.

“Hmph!” Zhang Min’s face turned red as she glanced at Lü Yang’s Plum Blossom Stake, then quickly looked away. After a moment, she looked back at Lü Yang’s Plum Blossom Stake, and her face turned even redder. “No! There’s one more thing to check.”