Chapter 80: Three Variations of the Plum Blossom
Chapter 80: Three Variations of the Plum Blossom
Such beautiful scenery, maybe I should sing a song to praise it…
Ordinary working people like Lü Yang often enjoyed singing while they worked.
“In the place where the plum blossoms… bloom…”
“Wrong, where are there plum blossoms? The song about plum blossoms should be Three Variations of the Plum Blossom.”
“Start over.”
“In the place where the wood ear… blooms…”
“…”
“…”
“The place that gave me life and raised me…”
“Damn! What kind of messy song is this? Who wrote it? Are the lyrics insulting oneself?”
“It’s too deep, I won’t sing anymore!”
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As an ordinary young man in modern society, Lü Yang had certainly seen quite a few violent pictures and videos before, including accidentally seeing Xia Yan’s, Chen Xingyu’s… those blooming places… but today… this was the first time in Lü Yang’s life that he observed a woman’s body from this angle, and… he had to personally help wipe her clean there.
It wasn’t that Lü Yang wanted to think dirty thoughts, but the scene before him made it hard not to… especially since Lü Yang was a healthy young man in his twenties, both mentally and physically, a typical youth full of vigor. Facing this scene, if he didn’t think dirty thoughts, then he’d be somewhat abnormal, almost falling into the category of an artsy youth.
He really wanted to…
Mount and ride, whip galloping through the place where the plum blossoms bloom…
Wrong, not plum blossoms… Sister Mei’s place was the plum blossoms.
Lü Yang was indeed a fine ordinary young man. He deeply understood that Zhang Min let him do these things for her because she mistook him for her husband. If he couldn’t control himself now, taking advantage of her while she was intoxicated in the bathroom, charging into her plum blossom blooming place, that wouldn’t just be moral corruption, that would be… a crime.
So Lü Yang suppressed all his instinctive urges, reached for more tissue paper, and wiped Zhang Min’s body wherever there was moisture, and finally… of course, he had to clean the source of it all.
As a reputed and self-disciplined decorator, Lü Yang was always a careful and meticulous person, just like when he chiseled grooves in walls to bury pipes, or mixed cement and laid tiles on the floor—he had to be thorough to satisfy his clients. He believed that if he was going to do something, he should do it well and completely; this was his consistent personal principle and work style.
You could say it was obsessive-compulsive behavior caused by professional habit.
Since things had reached this point today, he definitely had to help Zhang Min get clean, but what troubled Lü Yang was… every time he clearly wiped it clean, as soon as he moved the tissue away, new moisture immediately appeared there. When he wiped the new moisture away, even more moisture appeared, and it seemed to be getting increasingly out of control.
Not only that, Lü Yang realized he might have made a mistake, the same mistake Xia Yan and Sister Mei had made with him before… repeatedly touching places with the tissue that shouldn’t be touched, causing Zhang Min’s body to have strong reactions too… all this fiddling made the plum blossom blooming place swell up like a water-absorbed sponge or an inflated balloon.
Her little mouth opened and closed as if wanting to speak, but no words came out, only continuous drooling.
Was she throwing up from here because she drank too much?
Was she really that sensitive?
You never know until you see it; the world is truly amazing.
He couldn’t keep doing this; if he continued, it would really become Three Variations of the Plum Blossom.
But wouldn’t it be too irresponsible to stop before the job was done?
Maybe sing another song…
“What is love in this world? It makes people promise life and death…”
“Look at how many stories in the human world, the most enchanting is Three Variations of the Plum Blossom…”
Damn! I’ve been singing this song for so many years and never understood what these last two lines meant, but today I finally get it! No wonder that female lawyer said Three Variations of the Plum Blossom meant doing it standing, sitting, and lying down… of course, the most enchanting is Three Variations of the Plum Blossom!
She really knows how to enjoy herself!
Ah ah ah ah ah ah!
Keep singing.
“The first variation of the plum blossom makes the grape swell…”
“The second variation of the plum blossom makes the wood ear shine…”
“The third variation of the plum blossom makes the little mouth open…”
“In the depths of the misty clouds, the water is vast…”
“Vast water, oh vast water…”
“Vast…”
While singing, Lü Yang couldn’t help but fiddle a few more times at the tip of the plum blossom in the depths of the misty clouds…
Finally, he pushed something past the critical point.
Zhang Min’s body convulsed violently… she moaned loudly and incoherently… her always tightly closed eyes opened a few times to look at Lü Yang, and she began groping and grabbing wildly at Lü Yang.
Oh no, oh no! This has gone too far! I didn’t mean to… I absolutely didn’t mean to…
Lü Yang frantically tried to push Zhang Min’s hands away, but at this moment, Zhang Min burst with great strength, scratching several bloody marks on Lü Yang’s hands and face, and even biting his hand before she finally stopped moaning and went limp again.
“Damn! That hurts…” Lü Yang almost couldn’t resist slapping Zhang Min’s butt a few times.
What’s been going on these days? The bite marks from Yi Ya on my left hand haven’t faded, and now my right hand got bitten by Zhang Min… and now, I have even more scratch marks on my face and hands…
If she sobers up and sees me like this, will she think I attempted to rape her?
It’s over, it’s over!
Sister Mei, for your lawsuit, I, Lü Yang, have sacrificed way too much!
Lü Yang threw down the tissue, hurriedly pulled up Zhang Min’s wet panties and pants, then carried her out of the bathroom and put her back on her bed.
Just as Lü Yang was thinking about how to get away from here, Zhang Min suddenly muttered something in complaint, then fiercely pulled her pants and panties down again, clearly because the panties were wet from her own urine and uncomfortable to wear, so she instinctively took them off.
Looking at Zhang Min’s fair belly and thighs, and that patch of black in between… Lü Yang felt terrified… if he sneaked out like this, what if someone came in, or if Zhang Min woke up and found herself undressed like this, then asked Xiao Huang who was the last one to leave the room? Wouldn’t he be wrongly accused?
Plus these scratches on his face and hands…
Damn it!
He definitely couldn’t win a lawsuit against her, but it would be too wasteful to spend Eerie Points on exchanging for an Eerie Card just to clear his name over this.
What should he do?
Lü Yang sat down, stood up, sat down again, and stood up again. Clearly, the trouble he faced now was no easier than finding the Main Quest or the Path of Survival in the previous two Mysterious Domains.
Don’t panic… even the most dangerous Mysterious Domain has a Path of Survival; every problem has an optimal solution. As long as he grasped the key point, he could definitely resolve the trouble.
So, what was the key point in this situation?
Well, analyzing it this way made it clear… the current trouble was that he couldn’t leave here safely. Why couldn’t he leave safely? Because Zhang Min refused to wear pants after getting drunk… Why wouldn’t she wear pants? Surely because wet pants were uncomfortable to wear…
Just like a baby crying when they wet their pants.
So, the solution was to dry her pants and wipe her body clean. Once her pants were dry and her body wasn’t moist, she wouldn’t feel uncomfortable anymore and wouldn’t take off her pants on her own.