Chapter 208: I Only Accept Face Wash, Not Washing Water
Chapter 208: I Only Accept Face Wash, Not Washing Water
“This is the live broadcast of the first Women’s Boxing Championship! I’m your host and referee Fang Cheng, here with my assistant Sato Hayato to commentate for our viewers.”
“The opening chaos has entered its fiercest state. Contestants Mirai and Mai were eliminated first, while Ye Yuqing suffered a humiliating defeat. Let’s all laugh at these three losers!”
“Now only Kanzaki Rin and Uka Qingxue remain. Both maintain peak momentum and full stamina. The final clash approaches – let’s see who’ll claim the championship crown.”
Kanzaki Rin: (*￣ー￣)
Uka Qingxue: (￣ー￣〃)
Both simultaneously turned to glare at Fang Cheng, who kept provoking the situation.
Flames burst from Kanzaki Rin’s clasped hands as Uka Qingxue’s eyes turned crystalline, chilling the air.
Fang Cheng grabbed Sato Hayato as a human shield: “Final warning – attacking the referee means instant disqualification!”
They silently advanced from both sides.
“I’m just a bystander! Don’t drag me into this!”
Sato Hayato’s plea got cut short by a shoe smacking his face.
……
The first Women’s Boxing Championship concluded with no victor.
The final two contestants got disqualified by the referee.
Surveying the wreckage and fallen participants, Fang Cheng tossed away a broken table leg. “Told you attacking the referee gets you disqualified. Don’t you respect Thunder Hand Fang Cheng?”
Uka Qingxue lay sprawled on the floor, frost coating her face as she glared daggers. Never in her life had she been held down and spanked like this.
If she stood any chance, she’d have frozen this jerk into ice chips already.
Nearby, Kanzaki Rin ignored her bruises and tackled Fang Cheng. “Think this is funny? Explain yourself! Since when do you stir trouble during serious matters?”
Fang Cheng lay still, pondering before answering: “My mind’s been tainted.”
Kanzaki Rin nearly spat on him: “Since when was your mind ever clean?”
Fang Cheng wiped his face: “Watch it. I accept face wash, not spit-washing.”
Her cheeks reddened as she punched him. “Stop dodging! Explain properly!”
“You know I received gifts from evil gods. This morning… another one took interest.”
When gaining this new ability, Fang Cheng hadn’t understood the “mental contamination” warning.
Now he knew. He’d meant to explain earlier, but sudden impulsive mischief overrode his judgment.
Only now did he realize – that foreign urge to cause chaos wasn’t his own. Cold sweat dripped down his back.
The evil god’s influence had warped his behavior without him noticing.
Fortunately, what unfolded was merely a farce, but what if this occurred during a critical moment in battle? What if Fang Cheng made irrational decisions under the evil god’s influence, leading to disastrous outcomes? He reaffirmed the urgency of resolving this evil god problem. Otherwise, both his body and mind would gradually become the deity’s puppets, his consciousness controlled and played with.
After hearing Fang Cheng’s explanation, Kanzaki Rin grasped the severity. She knew his strong willpower, yet even he fell under the evil god’s sway unnoticed, making uncharacteristic choices. Thankfully, his vigilance caught the anomaly swiftly. The thought of him remaining oblivious chilled her.
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“Qingxue, I’m so sorry!!”
Post-misunderstanding, Uka Mirai clung to her maid, tearfully apologizing. Learning of Fang Cheng’s marriage plan had blanked her mind, erasing all memory of his fake marriage scheme with the girl monster. She’d acted completely unlike herself – were it not for retained memories, she’d have thought this a dream.
Watching Uka Mirai’s tearful outburst, Fang Cheng recalled his own evil god-tainted body. Had his close contact with her triggered her dark transformation? As for Ye Yuqing… well, that troublemaker always deserved a good punch.
Kanzaki Rin asked Uka Qingxue, “Is marriage truly the only solution?”
Calming the small dog, Uka Qingxue replied, “The Iron Fortress bars outsiders. Only a monster’s partner gains entry – even great monsters can’t bypass this rule.”
“Who’s to say that’s not just an excuse?” Ye Yuqing retorted, panda eyes glaring as she crossed her arms.
Sato Mai nodded, matching dark circles under her eyes. “Exactly! What ridiculous nonsense!”
In the living room, Sato Hayato silently cleaned, shoeprints marking his face. Why get dragged into others’ drama? Unfair.jpg
Ye Yuqing prodded Uka Mirai: “Hey, she telling the truth?”
Rubbing her eyes, Uka Mirai murmured, “Yes… only monsters and their partners may enter.” Though she’d initially supported finding Fang Cheng a bride, the reality now felt bitter.
Hearing her ally’s confirmation, Ye Yuqing scoffed but dropped the argument.
Fang Cheng questioned Uka Qingxue: “Would just us going suffice?”
“We must first fake-marry and apply formally,” Uka Qingxue clarified. “Only post-approval can you enter.”
“That complicated?” Fang Cheng frowned, having assumed verbal pretense sufficed.
“I must care for my mistress,” Uka Qingxue explained. “This is our only way.”
Ye Yuqing burst out laughing: “Do monsters have their own marriage bureau? Since when do weddings need approval?!” The concept baffled her – monsters were supposed to lurk in dark corners or deep mountains. Marriage itself seemed absurd, but requiring official sanction? Preposterous!