Chapter 76: You’re the One Who’s Sick!

Tang Chen stared blankly as Hu Weidong was sucked away by the Random Teleportation Card. By the time the light in the room faded, both Hu Weidong and the card had disappeared.

“System, this is just way too damn incredible.” Tang Chen was shocked. Even though he had seen many surprises from the System, watching Hu Weidong, a living person, get absorbed by a card seemed a bit unrealistic.

The System laughed lightly and calmly said, “Dear Host, could you please not act like a country bumpkin? It makes you seem like you’ve never seen the world. The things this System gives you are naturally amazing.”

Tang Chen knew he was being mocked by the System for being unsophisticated, but damn, this had nothing to do with being a country bumpkin. Holy crap, even if Jack Ma saw this, he’d probably faint from shock!

Remembering something, Tang Chen asked the System, “By the way, System, I just heard that this guy was supposedly teleported to the Song Dynasty. Is that true or false?”

The System said discontentedly, “Dear Host, you may doubt your own intelligence, but please do not doubt this System’s capabilities. Although he was sent to the Song Dynasty, I cannot calculate exactly where he will appear.”

Tang Chen smirked, feeling a bit gleeful, and said, “This bastard should really thank me for giving him the experience of time travel.”

Where was Hu Weidong now? When he woke up, he found himself in a tavern, a tavern with a strong ancient atmosphere. He looked to his left and saw a woman in ancient clothing lying in a pool of blood. He was so frightened he screamed.

“Ximen Qing, you beast, you’re not dead yet!” a furious shout came. Hu Weidong instinctively turned his head and saw a tall, strong man standing behind him. The man was shirtless, with solid muscles, and held a butcher’s knife.

“Are you talking to me?” Hu Weidong pointed at his own nose. He had vaguely heard the name Ximen Qing. Damn, wasn’t that a character from Water Margin? He clearly remembered being sucked away by a card Tang Chen used, but why was this big guy suddenly calling him Ximen Qing?

The big man grabbed Hu Weidong by the collar and roared, “Ximen Qing, you animal! You colluded with that whore Pan Jinlian to kill my brother, and you’re still pretending to be dead?”

Seduced Pan Jinlian and killed your brother? Holy shit, then you must be Wu Song!

“Are you Wu Song? It’s a misunderstanding! It’s a misunderstanding! I didn’t seduce your sister-in-law; I’m not even from this world!” Hu Weidong was on the verge of tears. What the hell was going on!

“You still call it a misunderstanding? A beast like you, I will definitely kill you to avenge my brother!” With that, Wu Song threw Hu Weidong to the ground, stepped forward and kicked him, then raised the butcher’s knife.

“No, no, I’m really not Ximen Qing! I’m not from here; I’m not even human!”

“You’re right, you’re not human—you’re an animal!” Wu Song roared again, and the butcher’s knife came down. Blood splattered three feet… Poor Hu Weidong died here for no reason…

Tang Chen didn’t know that his Random Teleportation Card had caused Hu Weidong’s death, and even if he did, he would probably laugh at the absurdity.

At that moment, he walked out of the apartment. It was past nine in the evening, and he figured Yang Mi was still sound asleep; otherwise, she would have called him already. He thought it would be better to go back early to avoid Yang Mi noticing anything wrong.

He entered an alley and, seeing no one around, was about to summon the Extravagant Battle Car when he heard hurried footsteps and cries for help. Tang Chen quickly ran out and saw a girl with a hot figure being chased by three foreigners on the road across. The distance was too far for him to see clearly, but Tang Chen naturally didn’t like foreigners, especially since they often harassed girls from China because of their…… size.

“Looking for trouble!” Seeing injustice on the road, he had to step in for the girl. Since it was a remote residential area, there were no residents nearby, which explained why the girl’s cries for help went unanswered.

What Tang Chen didn’t expect was that the girl being chased by the three foreigners was police officer Liu Yanran.

Logically, as the deputy captain of the Special Police Team, Liu Yanran could easily handle these three lust-blinded foreigners. So why was she being chased? The reason was that she was on a mission and had to act weak to lure in the big fish.

“Stop, you beasts! Instead of going home to…… do whatever, you dare try to harass a girl from China!” Tang Chen appeared righteously, pulling Liu Yanran behind him. He was about to say more when he turned and looked—damn, isn’t this Liu Yanran?

“Police Sister, what are you doing here? Were you being harassed?” Tang Chen asked in surprise. He was genuinely shocked that even a tough girl like Liu Yanran couldn’t handle these foreigners. How strong were they?

Liu Yanran also didn’t expect to run into Tang Chen at this moment, and it seemed like he was trying to be a hero. Oh no, she was on a mission! He was just making things worse!

Thinking this, Liu Yanran quickly winked at Tang Chen, signaling him to leave. Unfortunately, Tang Chen didn’t understand at all. Instead, he hugged her and said seriously, “Police Sister, don’t worry, I will definitely protect you. I won’t let these three beasts bully you!”

At that moment, the tallest foreigner rattled off a bunch of words. Tang Chen waved his hand and said, “What kind of gibberish are you speaking? I didn’t understand a word, but it doesn’t matter. Young Master here is here to beat up bullies!” With that, he kicked out.

The tallest foreigner’s eyes turned cold. He cursed “Fuck!” and blocked Tang Chen’s kick with his hand while throwing a punch at Tang Chen’s head. The other two foreigners coordinated well, attacking Tang Chen’s ribs and legs.

“Tang Chen!” Liu Yanran cried out, both angry and worried.

“Interesting. Police Sister, don’t worry, Young Master will teach these three bullies a lesson!” Saying this, he first dodged the tall foreigner’s punch, then stepped back, kicking the foreigner on the right in the leg while sweeping his left foot at the other foreigner’s knee.

Thump! Thump!

Tang Chen’s kicks broke through the two foreigners’ attacks. He was fine, but the two foreigners cried out in pain, feeling as if they had been hit by steel, cursing “Shit! Shit!” repeatedly.

“So weak!” Tang Chen shook his head. Taking advantage of the three foreigners’ momentary confusion, he flew into a kick aimed at the tall foreigner’s crotch. As the man bent over, Tang Chen delivered an uppercut that sent him crashing to the ground. He then grabbed one foreigner’s leg and punched his knee hard. The man’s leg bent into a C-shape, and he screamed loudly. Tang Chen flung him hard, making him collide with the third foreigner. All three unfortunate guys fell to the ground.

“Still want more?” Tang Chen clapped his hands. Just being tall is useless. So pathetic.

The tall foreigner gave Tang Chen a hateful look, cursed something, and the three helped each other away.

“Really useless. With that, you still want to pick up girls from China? It’s not just about size, idiots.” Tang Chen spat on the ground and stomped his foot.

Tang Chen turned and walked over to Liu Yanran. He coughed and smiled, saying, “Police Sister, I know my image in your heart must have grown taller and more majestic, but there’s no helping it—Young Master has always been this awesome. If you want to thank me, that’s fine, but don’t offer yourself to me. Your figure is too good; I don’t want to have to undergo a sperm donation surgery so soon.”

Liu Yanran looked at the smirking Tang Chen and felt so angry she could explode. This jerk even said he didn’t want her to offer herself? Jerk!

Slap!

Liu Yanran slapped Tang Chen across the face and angrily scolded, “Tang Chen, are you sick? Who asked you to save me! Can’t you see I’m on a mission?”

Tang Chen held his cheek, then trembled with anger. “You’re the one who’s sick! Why did you hit me? I kindly helped you solve your problem, and you hit me? Don’t think I won’t drag you to a secluded spot and force myself on you!”