Chapter 75: Random Teleportation Item Card!

Hu Weidong was so angry that he vomited blood because of Tang Chen. He had never seen such a shameless person. How shameless would someone need to be to say words like this?

“Tang Chen, if you have the guts, kill me! Otherwise, I will definitely take revenge on you!” Hu Weidong shouted, his eyes almost splitting open. Clearly, he was driven mad by that bastard Tang Chen!

Slap!

Tang Chen slapped him across the face again. He sneered coldly, “Hu Weidong, if I were you, I wouldn’t say such idiotic words. Do you think acting all tough would make me spare you? That’s so naive! Let me tell you, playing tough in front of me is useless. Your idiotic subordinate Yu Zeyuan started off just like you, but in the end didn’t I still beat him into a vegetable?”

If Tang Chen hadn’t mentioned Yu Zeyuan, it might have been fine. But the moment he brought up Yu Zeyuan’s name, Hu Weidong erupted again. He roared furiously, “So it really was you! It really was you! Tang Chen, even if I become a ghost, I won’t let you off!”

“Do you think dying is that easy?” Tang Chen grinned with a bloodthirsty smile. He then stood up, raised his foot, and stomped hard on Hu Weidong’s head, saying angrily, “I take full responsibility for what I do. If you want revenge, come find me. But you really shouldn’t have gone after my men! When my subordinates get attacked, it makes me lose face. If I lose face, it’s no big deal for me, but the price you’ll pay is way too high!”

Hu Weidong screamed loudly. He quickly thrust out his hands, grabbed Tang Chen’s foot, and yelled, “Go die!” As he said this, he tried to pull Tang Chen down to the ground!

“You’re asking for death!” Tang Chen said coldly. He then lifted his right foot and stomped on Hu Weidong’s wrist. After that, he crouched down and threw a series of punches at Hu Weidong’s head.

After a series of thumping sounds, Tang Chen threw over a dozen punches before stopping. Hu Weidong’s face was beaten to a bloody pulp.

“You dare play dirty with me? Do you really think I don’t dare kill you?” As he said this, Tang Chen grabbed Hu Weidong’s head, dragged him out from under the desk, and then slammed him heavily onto the ground. Yes, just like pounding mochi, he slammed him hard onto the floor.

Hu Weidong felt as if his organs were about to shatter. He had only one thought now: he wanted to die. He would rather be killed directly by Tang Chen than be tormented like this!

“Cough, cough, kill me, kill me!” After being slammed onto the ground, Tang Chen had no intention of letting Hu Weidong go. Instead, he walked over, grabbed Hu Weidong by the neck, and within just a few seconds, Hu Weidong’s face turned purplish red.

“Kill you? Don’t be ridiculous. I’m a good student—I never do illegal things like murder.” Tang Chen smiled innocently, but to Hu Weidong, it looked like the smile of a devil!

What kind of good student? If you’re a good student, then there are no bad people in this world! He began to regret it now—why did he have to provoke such a jerk in the first place?

“What do you want? Just say it. Either kill me or let me go!” Although Hu Weidong felt scared inside, he was still the Boss of the Small Knife Society. He couldn’t afford to lose his dignity, right?

Tang Chen tugged at Hu Weidong’s ear and said with a grin, “You little punk, when you stabbed me in the back, did you ever think you’d end up like this? I’ve always followed the principle of ‘don’t provoke me, and I won’t provoke you.’ This time, it was you who started it.” He paused, then tightened his grip a little more and continued, “Actually, this whole thing started because of you. If that mad dog Yu Zeyuan under you hadn’t injured me last time, I really wouldn’t have bothered with you. But you kept pushing, going too far. I couldn’t take it anymore. I beat up your dog to teach you a lesson. But instead of learning your lesson, you dared to go after my men! Don’t you know that Fang Wenxin and the others are under my protection?”

Hu Weidong couldn’t speak. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to argue back, but Tang Chen was choking him so hard that he couldn’t utter a single word.

“Not talking? Damn it, do you think what I said is wrong?” Tang Chen obviously knew that Hu Weidong couldn’t speak because he was being choked and losing breath, but he shamelessly pretended not to know and punched Hu Weidong in the stomach.

Hu Weidong cried out of helplessness. Tears, snot, and even boogers all streamed out. This was too shameless—clearly, you’re the one not letting me speak, and yet you act all innocent. Damn it.

“Dear Host, the System kindly reminds you that if you don’t let go soon, he really will be choked to death,” the System said quietly.

Tang Chen replied disdainfully in his mind, “So what if he dies? Scum like him only waste air anyway. It’s not like I’ve never killed anyone before.”

The System was speechless. It said, “Dear Host, if you kill him here, you will be wanted by the Police Station within half an hour. I remember you once said you hate being chased by the Police, didn’t you?”

Tang Chen thought the System made a good point, but he still felt somewhat annoyed and said, “But System, I’m really pissed off. This jerk messed with the brothers of the Zhongmen Society. If I don’t teach him a lesson, he’ll think I’m easy to bully. Think of a way for me—I don’t have to kill him, but I also don’t want him to exist in this world anymore.”

The System sounded a bit troubled and said, “Dear Host, what do you think I am? Although I’m quite intelligent, I really can’t solve your problem.”

Tang Chen twitched his mouth and softened his tone a little, saying, “System, good System, please think of a way for me. My brain isn’t that smart—I can’t come up with anything.”

Tang Chen was desperate. In order to properly deal with Hu Weidong, he didn’t mind putting down his own super brain as not smart.

It seemed like the System had been waiting for Tang Chen to say this all along. It immediately said with satisfaction, “Dear Host, you’ve finally realized that your brain isn’t that smart. I told you that a long time ago.”

Tang Chen’s face darkened, and he scolded, “If you don’t think of a way for me soon, I promise I’ll drag you out and beat you to death!”

System: “Dear Host, don’t get excited. Actually, there is one way. I have a Random Teleportation Item Card. Using this card, you can teleport Hu Weidong to any place. That way, you won’t have to kill him, and he won’t exist in this world anymore.”

Tang Chen was shocked and said in disbelief, “System, you actually have such an awesome thing? Are you kidding me? Do you think you’re Doraemon, with an Anywhere Door?”

The System corrected him unhappily, “Dear Host, please don’t compare me to that fictional dead fatso. Also, what I have is a Random Teleportation Item Card, not an Anywhere Door.”

Tang Chen said “Oh,” and just as he was about to ask for the card, he suddenly remembered something and asked, “By the way, System, if you’re giving me an item without a Mission, there must be some requirement, right? You’re not that kind.”

System: “Dear Host, you’re right. Actually, the requirement is very simple—it’s just to deduct a little bit of your Aura Points.”

Tang Chen didn’t expect it to be such a condition. He asked, “System, didn’t you tell me that besides showing off and attracting girls, Aura Points aren’t useful for anything else? If that’s the case, then go ahead and deduct them.”

System: “Okay, Host. I will now give you the Random Teleportation Item Card. You just need to point the Teleport Card at the person you want to teleport.”

“Ding! System prompt: Host is rewarded with one Random Teleportation Item Card. At the same time, ten Aura Points are deducted from the Host.”

After the System prompt, Tang Chen released his arms and kicked Hu Weidong, sending him rolling against the wall.

Hu Weidong was finally able to breathe freely. He took deep, gasping breaths, and his face gradually returned to a more normal color. Trembling, he used his hands to support himself on the ground and said to Tang Chen, “Kill me! Why won’t you kill me?”

Tang Chen chuckled and said, “I’m not sparing you because I’m afraid of trouble—I just don’t want to dirty my hands by killing a pig like you. Hu Weidong, goodbye!” As he said this, he reached into his pocket and pulled out a green square card.

Hu Weidong first tensed up, thinking that Tang Chen saying “goodbye” could mean two things. The first meaning was that he was leaving, truly saying goodbye. The second meaning was that he was going to shoot him, saying farewell forever.

But Tang Chen neither left nor pulled out a gun. What did pulling out a card mean? Was he going to play a few rounds of cards with him?

“What are you doing?” Hu Weidong forced a pained smile, seemingly baffled by Tang Chen’s action.

“Don’t ask so many questions. Goodbye.” After saying “goodbye” once more, Tang Chen extended the Random Teleportation Item Card and pointed it at Hu Weidong’s face. A prompt sound rang: “Ding! Random Teleportation Item Card activated. Teleportation destination: Song Dynasty!”

Whoosh!

A beam of light shot out. The card emitted a direct beam that sucked Hu Weidong into it. Without even a scream, he disappeared along with the card.