Chapter 43: The Ultimate Reward Item! The Most Awesome Extravagant Battle Car!

This feeling was very strange. Tang Chen not only saw stars before his eyes, but also heard a buzzing sound in his ears. Panicked, he said to the System, “System, what’s going on? Are you going to give this Young Master a poisoned apple like the old witch did to Snow White to poison Young Master?”

System: “Respected Host, this System has to say you’re really overthinking it. This is the normal reaction after you ate the Green Apple. The lottery draw will start now.”

“Ding! The shy Green Apple activates an additional reward. The awesome lottery draw method starts. The wheel appears.”

After the System prompt sounded, Tang Chen felt the discomfort he just experienced disappear instantly. Then a wheel appeared before his eyes—exactly the same wheel that was used when the System rewarded him with the Invincible Black Stockings. However, the small grids on it had changed this time. They no longer showed various strange patterns; instead, each small grid had two different words written on it.

Some read “awesome,” some read “idiot,” and two others read “ultimate.”

Tang Chen threw the Green Apple onto the bed and asked curiously, “System, why is this lottery wheel different from the last one?”

System: “Respected Host, this is because the previous wheel was just a small wheel for ordinary rewards. This wheel is the awesome lottery wheel, so of course it’s different.”

Tang Chen said “Oh,” then continued asking, “So do the words written on it represent whether the reward is good or bad?”

The System hummed in agreement and said appreciatively, “Correct, respected Host. After this System’s subtle education and the influence of its style, you have changed from an idiot fool to a Host with some brains. Just as you see, ‘awesome’ means there is a reward, while ‘idiot’ means empty.”

Tang Chen’s mouth twitched, and black lines appeared on his forehead. Did you all hear that? It’s not that Young Master wants to curse, but this bastard’s mouth is really too cheap. And you say your style influenced Young Master? You’re not even human, where would you get any style? You bastard, is it really okay for you to be so human-like?

However, Tang Chen focused his attention on the wheel at this moment and didn’t argue with the System. Instead, he asked puzzledly, “Then what does ‘ultimate’ mean?”

System: “Respected Host, I advise you to ignore that. It represents the ultimate reward item. The items inside are also unheard of and unmatched in awesomeness. However, the possibility of drawing such an item is zero. With your shitty hands and luck that has never been cared for by the Goddess of Luck, you’d better hope you don’t draw ‘idiot’.”

“Fuck your fifth aunt!” Tang Chen finally couldn’t hold back from cursing. Damn your third concubine’s little sister! Is Young Master’s luck really that bad? If Young Master’s luck was really that bad, Young Master wouldn’t have met you, you bastard!

System: “Respected Host, this System’s little aunt is still a system. You even want to fuck a system? You’re really an animal.”

Tang Chen: “…”

“Stop the fucking nonsense, start the lottery draw now. Spin.” Tang Chen barely restrained the impulse to beat the System to death, then issued the command.

“Ding! Awesome lottery draw starts, pointer spins!”

The golden pointer began to spin rapidly on the wheel. Tang Chen nervously clenched his fists, then shouted, “Stop!”

Whoosh! The pointer stopped instantly. Then Tang Chen’s mouth fell open, and the air in the entire room seemed to freeze!

Ten seconds later, Tang Chen suddenly laughed heartily, laughing so hard he bent forward and backward, waving his arms and dancing. What did he see? He saw the pointer had stopped exactly on the grid that said “ultimate”!

Holy fuck, when did his luck become so good? He actually drew the ultimate reward! Goddess of Luck, Young Master loves you to death!

The System seemed somewhat embarrassed. Was this considered being slapped by its own words? It had just confidently said that Tang Chen’s shitty luck couldn’t draw the ultimate reward, and now this bastard had actually drawn the ultimate reward!

“Ahem, respected Host, please be more reserved.” The System was also speechless. Had this guy’s character exploded today? Or was it that idiot Author Jun giving him special treatment?

Tang Chen laughed until his face hurt. He proudly said to the System, “Reserve your uncle! This is the first time Young Master has felt so good in so long, and you want Young Master to be reserved? Fuck, quickly give Young Master the reward.”

System: “Respected Host, although this System is very reluctant, congratulations on drawing the ultimate reward. Issuing the reward now.”

“Ding! Host-sama’s character exploded as he drew the ultimate reward. Special reward: one Extravagant Battle Car. From now on, showing off knows no limits, breaking through the bottom line of being an animal!”

Extravagant Battle Car? Haha, Tang Chen laughed again. He felt that with his style, he should get a cool ride, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

“System, you finally did something good. Where’s the car? Young Master will go drive it.” Tang Chen chuckled with anticipation.

“No need to go out to drive it. The car is in your pocket.” The System said, then a pair of virtual hands appeared in the consciousness space, seemingly covering its ears.

In Young Master’s pocket? Tang Chen was puzzled, then reached into his pocket. When he took it out, his face immediately darkened.

“Fuck your mother’s cunt system! Damn it, Young Master isn’t a child anymore! What the fuck do you mean by giving Young Master a toy car? Fuck your uncle! Come out! Young Master wants to duel with you! Young Master wants to duel with you!” Tang Chen was really going crazy. What had he taken out? A black car model the size of his palm!

Damn it, the System was messing with him! What are you doing giving Young Master a car model? Is this called the ultimate item? Item your second grandmother! We agreed to be each other’s little buddies! Is it really okay for you to mess with Young Master like this?”

After Tang Chen finished roaring, the System finally spoke: “Respected Host, this System expected you would react like this.”

“You expected it and still gave it to me? You bastard just like being cheap, right?” Tang Chen trembled with anger all over. He shouldn’t have had expectations—the System wouldn’t be this good to him.

Perhaps the System detected Tang Chen’s rage, as it slowly explained: “Respected Host, please don’t be angry. This System would not trick you. Please view the Extravagant Battle Car usage instructions.”

Tang Chen was already too tired to complain. Then, with a “Ding” in his mind, a hot babe wearing a short tank top and ultra-short shorts appeared. Why did her outfit look so similar to a racing girl?

Just as he was about to ask something, he saw the hot babe smile and speak: “Hello, I’m the salesperson for the Extravagant Battle Car, Big Boobs. I’m here to explain how to use the Extravagant Battle Car. Please don’t underestimate the Extravagant Battle Car’s small body. As they say, small size hides great energy. This is just its shape before transformation. After inserting the key, it will immediately become wildly cool and awesome.”

Tang Chen was also completely drunk. The damned System was really cheap enough to bring out a racing girl to explain how to use the Extravagant Battle Car. Are you fucking trying to sell it to Young Master?

As she spoke, the virtual girl took out a car model identical to Tang Chen’s, then took out a golden key and inserted it into the back of the car. With the sound of an engine starting, she threw the car model into the virtual space. Then, with a series of clanking, Transformers-like sounds, under Tang Chen’s astonished gaze, the car model transformed instantly.

First, its small body directly enlarged into the shape of a real sports car. The entire body was cool black with a streamlined shape. The doors on both sides automatically rose like bat wings. At its headlights, two round golden barrels slowly extended. The four tires were also golden. With a click, the tires changed, retracting into the car body. Then white streams of air sprayed out from where the tires had been, directly propelling the car into the air.

Tang Chen was already staring dumbfounded. What… what was going on? This car was so awesome! Not only was it equipped with weapon devices, but it could also fucking fly!

During the one-minute demonstration, Tang Chen watched speechlessly as the Extravagant Battle Car transformed from ordinary driving mode to flight mode, submarine mode, and combat mode. He saw mortars and machine guns extend from around the car body, as well as automatically changing high-density bulletproof glass!

This wasn’t a car—it was practically a tank!

“System, is this really for me?” Tang Chen asked in disbelief.

System: “Respected Host, are you satisfied? Such a lightweight, easy-to-carry battle car that can go to heaven and earth, even with built-in attack devices—are you satisfied?”

“Satisfied, Young Master is very satisfied.” Tang Chen nodded repeatedly. If he wasn’t satisfied with something like this, he could only say he was too ungrateful.

The System hummed in acknowledgment, then the virtual babe disappeared.

“By the way, System.” Tang Chen recovered from his shock and asked a key question: “There must be some conditions for operating such an awesome car, right?”