Chapter 35: Superman Can Fly

“System, you better come out, this Young Master will definitely kill you!” Tang Chen yelled angrily after running back to his rental apartment while covering his face.

Tang Chen was about to lose his mind. This damn system just had to mess with him or it would feel uncomfortable. Why did it have to put the Gao Fu Shuai underwear directly on him? Damn it! So many people saw it, and they probably thought he was cosplaying as Superman!

Tang Chen had run out of the restaurant covering his face, with some customers behind him constantly shouting “pervert, pervert.” On the street, he got so many stares that he became famous beyond belief.

What? You ask why he couldn’t just take off the underwear? That’s a great question. Tang Chen really wanted to take it off too, but the problem was that the underwear given by this beastly system couldn’t be removed once put on. Was this for real? Tang Chen felt like the system had completely played him.

“Respected Host, before rewarding you, this system asked for your consent. You were the one who requested the reward immediately.” The system’s voice sounded so innocent, but Tang Chen wanted to grab a knife and slash this bastard to death!

“Damn you! That’s because you didn’t tell me this Gao Fu Shuai underwear would be put directly on me! You just wanted to embarrass me!” Tang Chen was so angry. This was even more humiliating than streaking. Only someone really chuunibyou would run on the street with underwear worn outside. His image was totally ruined.

System: “Respected Host, please calm down. It was you who didn’t specify clearly.”

Tang Chen’s mouth twitched. He collapsed onto the bed, took a few deep breaths, and said, “System, I won’t argue with you anymore. Just quickly take this underwear off me.”

System: “Respected Host, didn’t this system already tell you that once this underwear is put on, it cannot be taken off? Just give up and get used to it.”

Get used to it? Get used to your grandma’s crossed legs! Damn it! If he had to go to class wearing this red underwear, he would probably make it onto the news tomorrow. Shit.

“Stop the nonsense. I know you have a way. Quickly take it off, or I’ll pee and poop all over this underwear.” Tang Chen shamelessly threatened the system, though the threat sounded really disgusting.

The system also felt disgusted and was defeated by Tang Chen. It said, “Respected Host, you could actually be even more disgusting. This system really looks down on you.”

“Ding. The Gao Fu Shuai underwear has automatically detached from the host’s body and returned to its normal underwear state.” The system made a notification sound, and then Tang Chen felt the underwear slip off his legs. Tang Chen picked up the underwear and examined it carefully. Curiously, he asked, “System, I remember you told me before that this underwear was awesome, but now it doesn’t seem that way. Can you tell me what other uses this crappy underwear has besides making me a pervert?”

System: “Respected Host, of course it does. Please don’t underestimate this underwear. How about this: I’ll show you a video of someone wearing it, and then you’ll understand.”

Tang Chen grunted in agreement. Then, an LED screen appeared before his eyes again. With a flash of light, a figure appeared on it.

It was a foreign man with yellow hair, wearing tight blue and red clothing, a cape, a large inverted triangle on his chest, and red underwear worn on the outside over his pants…

Damn it, this guy looks really familiar!

Tang Chen watched the yellow-haired man flying through different parts of the city on the screen. After a moment, black lines formed on his forehead, and his mouth twitched as he said, “System, are you fucking sure you’re not messing with me? Isn’t this fucking Superman? Do you really think this Young Master had no childhood? Get out here, I’m going to kill you!”

Tang Chen finally understood: the system was totally messing with him. Damn it! He remembered not long ago he had asked the system if this Gao Fu Shuai underwear would let him fly like Superman’s underwear. At that time, the system vaguely told him to look forward to it. Now, he had indeed looked forward to it—looked forward to your damn mother!

This damn system, even if your underwear had no other uses, you didn’t have to cut a clip from a Superman movie to fool me. Before editing, could you at least cut out the subtitles at the bottom?

System: “Uh, respected Host, please don’t get excited. This system absolutely does not mean to tease you. Although the video is edited, this system wants to tell you that as long as you wear the Gao Fu Shuai underwear, you can achieve effects like Superman, even stronger than him.”

Tang Chen’s mouth twitched. He said, “How much stronger?”

“You can fly up into space and Mars, and dive down to the deepest dragon palace.” The system said calmly, determined to keep bluffing to the end.

Tang Chen really didn’t want to say another word. Listlessly, he put the Gao Fu Shuai underwear under his pillow. He didn’t believe a single word this damn system said anymore.

“System, can this Young Master say one thing to you?” Tang Chen lay on the bed looking at the ceiling, his expression somewhat profound.

System: “Respected Host, this system is here to serve you. Please speak.”

“Fuck your second aunt.” Tang Chen calmly spat out the words, then closed his eyes to rest.

System: “…”

In a bar, Xie Tingfeng sat sharply there. He had a large bandage on his head, making him look like an idiot. Today he was discharged from the hospital, finally leaving five days after being beaten by Tang Chen.

The young master Xie, who usually loved women, didn’t call any girls to keep him company this time. Instead, he sat alone at the bar drinking gloomily. He was in a very bad mood, extremely bad.

After being beaten by Tang Chen, he had hoped his father would use his position on the school board to deal with Tang Chen. But that afternoon, when he saw his father lying on a hospital bed being pushed next to him, young master Xie cried. He cried from frustration.

Why did it turn out like this? Why was Tang Chen so bold? He had used his father’s influence but still couldn’t take down this guy. His father’s exact words were: Don’t act impulsively for now. After we remove the principal from his position at the upcoming school board meeting, everything will be easier.

Xie Tingfeng couldn’t understand at all what removing the principal had to do with getting revenge for him, but he had to listen to his father. Still, the anger in his heart was hard to swallow.

“Oh, isn’t this young master Xie? That look is sharp enough.” A mocking voice came over. An eighteen or nineteen-year-old youth walked up to Xie Tingfeng, forcefully holding two hot girls by his side.

“Hu Weidong, this Young Master is in a bad mood. Don’t bother me.” Xie Tingfeng glanced at the youth and coldly said.

Hu Weidong, a show-off youth, an expert in love, who believed all women in the world should kneel before his jeans. He looked okay, but his body was worn out from wine and women at a young age.

Like Xie Tingfeng, Hu Weidong’s father was a shareholder on the school board, so they were roughly equal in status. Their bosses were good brothers in business, but these two kids didn’t get along.

Hu Weidong let go of the two hot girls and sat familiarly next to Xie Tingfeng. He said, “Young master Xie, I know why you’re upset. It’s no big deal. Who doesn’t face setbacks in life?”

Bang!

Xie Tingfeng slammed his bottle hard on the bar. He coldly stared at Hu Weidong and said, “Hu Weidong, instead of having the leisure to mock me here, why don’t you go manage your gang or help your father run the company properly! I’ve paid for my drink; no need to see me out.” With that, Xie Tingfeng left with his bandaged head.

“Heh, idiot.” Hu Weidong sneered, then said to the hot girl on his right, “You, go investigate thoroughly the guy who beat Xie Tingfeng. Include whether he has any family background or backing. If possible, I want to meet him.”

“Yes.” The hot girl agreed and left, swaying her hips.

“Xie Tingfeng, you probably don’t know how happy I was when I heard you got beaten. You brought this upon yourself!” Hu Weidong seemed to think of something, his tone turning somewhat cold.

“Young master Hu, don’t be angry. It’s bad for your health.” The remaining hot girl, seeing Hu Weidong like this, quickly reached out and hugged his waist, cooing sweetly.

“I need to vent.” Hu Weidong said to himself, then picked up the hot girl and placed her on the bar. With one forceful tug, he pulled off the belt of her denim shorts…