Chapter 3: I’ll Give You a Billion, Your Hotel Is Mine
Chapter 3: I’ll Give You a Billion, Your Hotel Is Mine
“Damn it, are you saying I’m showing off? And you have the nerve to talk about giving me face? Xiao Li, hurry up and kick this beggar out! Him standing here is ruining my appetite!” Young Master Guo was shaking with anger. Hell, he was a rich second-generation heir—shouldn’t people be a little afraid of him?
“Yes, Young Master Guo.” Xiao Li rolled up his sleeves, turned on his stun baton, and walked straight toward Tang Chen. He said with a fierce look, “Kid, I’m saying this for the last time. If you don’t leave now, I’ll make sure you leave lying down.”
Tang Chen curled his lips. At that moment, the System’s prompt sounded in his mind: “Ding, Beginner Task triggered: teach the arrogant rich second-generation heir and his idiot lackey a lesson. Task success reward: one random item. Task failure penalty: Host automatically becomes Young Master Guo’s permanent lackey.”
Tang Chen felt happy inside. This mission came at just the right time—he was worried about how to deal with these two idiots. He said to the System, “System, give me something to beat these two bastards to death.”
“Ding, Host’s body automatically activated the Invincible Slapping Divine Palm. Additional task initiated: make sure all their faces are swollen from slapping. Task failure penalty: take back the random item and Host gets slapped a thousand times.”
Tang Chen’s lips twitched. This damn System was really screwing him over. It looked like he couldn’t afford to fail this time—he really didn’t want to get slapped a thousand times.
“Kid, are you ignoring me when I’m talking to you?” Xiao Li shouted, raising his stun baton and charging at Tang Chen.
Tang Chen stretched out his right hand, feeling the palm warm up. He grinned and said, “Taste my Invincible Slapping Divine Palm!”
Smack!
The moment Xiao Li’s stun baton touched Tang Chen’s hand, it was sent flying. While Xiao Li was still stunned, Tang Chen quickly slapped him across the face, and then crisp slapping sounds rang out one after another.
Smack! Smack! Smack!
“You look down on me? You show off in front of me? Damn you!” Tang Chen angrily swung his hand again, and Xiao Li spun 360 degrees in the air before landing face down and passing out.
“You… you dare hit someone?” Young Master Guo was dumbfounded. Was this guy even human? How could he knock the stun baton away?
Tang Chen shook his neck and said, “Nonsense. You were going to electrocute me—why wouldn’t I hit you? You’re next.”
“Stop!” a furious roar came, and then a middle-aged man walked out of Junyue. Some customers who were eating also came out.
The middle-aged man had a big head and looked to be in his early forties, with a large belly. He looked like a manager.
“Manager Yu, you came just in time. Someone is causing trouble here—ouch!” Before Young Master Guo could finish his sentence, Tang Chen walked over and smacked him across the face. The poor guy spun 360 degrees in the air and landed face first on the ground.
“Did I say you could talk? You can talk after I finish slapping you.” Tang Chen said unhappily. Damn it, he had just gotten the Invincible Slapping Divine Palm—couldn’t they at least let him have some fun first?
“Young Master Guo!” the hot girl next to Young Master Guo cried out, then turned to Tang Chen like a shrew and said, “How dare you hit Young Master Guo? I’ll fight you!”
“Fight my ass, you’re asking for death!” Tang Chen snorted coldly and kicked the hot girl in the stomach. The poor girl flew three meters away, crashed into a Maserati with a bang, and passed out on the spot.
Everyone watching gasped. Ruthless—this kid was too ruthless. He could even hit a woman that hard. At the same time, they also felt secretly pleased. Causing trouble in front of Manager Yu—this kid really didn’t want to live.
Sure enough, after witnessing this scene, Manager Yu’s face darkened immediately. He said coldly, “Kid, you dare cause trouble at Junyue and even hit Young Master Guo? You’re looking for death!”
“Shut your damn mouth.” Tang Chen said disdainfully, then spoke words that shocked everyone: “If you want to cause trouble for me, wait until I finish beating this little bastard. My hands are itching.” After saying this, he rushed right up to Young Master Guo, lifted him up, and started slapping his face back and forth with both hands.
Manager Yu had had enough. Although the slaps landed on Young Master Guo’s face, it felt more like they were hitting his own face. This was his turf—this kid clearly had no respect for him!
“You’re looking for death! Security guards, what are you standing around for? Get over here and take this bastard down, then hand him over to the Police Station!” Manager Yu screamed hysterically, directing his security guards to step forward quickly.
“Yes, let’s do it!”
“Damn brat, you dare cause trouble in front of us? You’re dead! Beat him to death!” Several security guards rushed over with stun batons, swinging them at Tang Chen to zap him.
“Screw your grandma banana paradise! I’m beating someone here, damn it, get lost!” Tang Chen roared. The Invincible Slapping Divine Palm was indeed awesome. He turned and waved his hands, striking the security guards’ faces in quick succession. For a moment, loud cries of pain rang out, and within seconds, all the security guards were knocked to the ground by Tang Chen’s slaps.
Tang Chen picked up a stun baton and zapped Young Master Guo right in the chest. A crackling electric sound was heard, and the poor guy’s body convulsed. He rolled his eyes back and passed out cold.
“Trash. So unsatisfying.” Tang Chen threw the stun baton on the ground, looking disappointed. They couldn’t even take a beating.
Everyone around looked stunned. Where did this fierce guy come from? Not only did he beat up Young Master Guo, but he also knocked out several security guards with stun batons. So violent!
“System, does this count as mission completed?” Tang Chen asked the System in his mind. What he cared about most wasn’t whether Young Master Guo lived or died, but whether his mission was finished.
“Respected Host, I must say you really have the potential to become a grandmaster of showing off. The mission is complete. The random item will be distributed at a random time.” The System prompt sounded.
Tang Chen’s lips twitched, and he said dissatisfied, “Damn you, System, you’re screwing with me again. Since when does a reward item get distributed at a random time? Are you playing with me?”
System: “Respected Host, do you think you’re fun? I never said the random item would be given to you right after you complete the mission. This System is very trustworthy.”
Trustworthy my ass, you damn System, you’re just messing with me. Damn it.
Tang Chen inwardly cursed the System, then looked at Manager Yu and said curiously, “Huh? Why are you still here, idiot?”
The onlookers felt like vomiting blood. This bastard’s words were too insulting. Did he even know who Manager Yu was, to talk to him like that?
Although Manager Yu was surprised that Tang Chen had taken down all his security guards, he was even angrier at the kid’s tone. He said furiously, “Watch your mouth. Do you know who I am? If you make me mad, I can ruin your life in minutes.”
“Screw your mom.” Tang Chen waved his hand dismissively and said, “Are you stupid? Is fat clogging your brain? Ruin my life in minutes? Do you believe I can slap your damn face to a pulp in minutes?”
Everyone showed strange expressions. It was the first time they had seen Manager Yu being humiliated. This kid’s insults were really sharp—so damn talented.
Manager Yu’s face turned completely dark. He didn’t dare say anything like “I don’t believe you.” This grandson hit so brutally—he could guarantee that if he said he didn’t believe, this guy would definitely come over and slap his face hard. Then he would really lose all face.
“You wait. I’m calling the police to arrest you. Anyone who dares cause trouble at our Junyue—just wait for the payback.” Manager Yu had no choice but to make threats, then prepared to take out his mobile phone to call the police.
Smack!
Tang Chen walked over and slapped the mobile phone out of his hand onto the ground. He said domineeringly, “Bastard, you’ve really pissed me off. I just wanted to come here and have a simple meal, but then I ran into that grandson showing off in front of me. Him showing off was one thing, but he also called your hotel’s security guards to beat me. I was just planning to slap some faces and call it a day. Who knew you’d come show off too? Today I’ll let you know what happens when you show off in front of me. Call your Boss out. Your level is too low—I don’t want to talk to you!”
Manager Yu’s face turned purple with anger. His level was low? He was the lobby manager—low, his ass!
“Who do you think you are? Our Boss isn’t someone you can just demand to see.” Manager Yu foolishly said.
Tang Chen grinned, showing his white teeth: “Fatty, either obediently call your Boss here, or I’ll teach you a lesson first and be polite later. You choose.”
Damn it, choose nothing—you’re just blatantly threatening me!
“I—”
“I’m here.” A deep voice came through at that moment, and another middle-aged man stepped out. This man had thick eyebrows and big eyes. Not ugly—the kind that was easy on the eyes.
The Boss’s surname was Pang. Boss Pang had been video chatting with a YY female streamer in his office when he got a call from an employee. They told him someone was causing trouble in front of the hotel and had even hit people, so he needed to come down and handle it. So Boss Pang had to say goodbye to the female streamer for a while and quickly came down.
Boss Pang’s gaze fixed on Tang Chen’s face. This guy was ridiculously young—didn’t even look twenty. Then he glanced at the ground. Damn, why were the security guards also lying on the ground? And why was there someone whose face was swollen like a pig’s head? Did this kid do all that?
“Boss, it’s this kid causing trouble. He beat up the security guards, and he beat up Young Master Guo too.” Manager Yu finally had someone to rely on and hurried over to Boss Pang’s side.
Boss Pang heard this and thought, damn, Young Master Guo? That guy with the pig’s head was Young Master Guo? This was big trouble.
Thinking this, Boss Pang’s face also turned a bit unpleasant. He said to Tang Chen, “Little brother, you’re so young—why come to our Junyue to cause trouble? Do you know what the consequences are?”
Tang Chen sneered at this. He didn’t answer the question and instead said calmly to Boss Pang, “Are you the Boss here? I’ll give you a billion. Your hotel is mine.”