Chapter 152: The Brainless Online Love Girl

Tang Chen was really speechless. How could he always encounter such bizarre things? He looked at the girl in his arms, then said helplessly, “Hey, if you want to kill yourself, can you do it somewhere far away? Why did you make me save you?”

The girl seemed to be the feisty type. She tossed her hair, then dropped from Tang Chen’s arms to the ground. She immediately started shouting, “Who asked you to save me? I’m the one blaming you for meddling!”

Tang Chen was dumbfounded. How could there be such a person? He saved her, and now she was blaming him. Tang Chen was so angry his lips twitched. He shouted angrily, “Miss, you don’t look too bad. How can you be so ungrateful? Do you think this Young Master wanted to save you? If you want to jump off a building, just jump. Why did you have to jump into my arms? Is that my fault? And even though this Young Master didn’t want to save you, he still saved your life. You didn’t even say thank you, making it seem like I bullied you. Do you have any manners?”

This girl was clearly very strong-willed. She immediately sneered, “You’re the miss! Who are you calling ‘miss’? Your whole family are ‘misses’! This young lady was just jumping for fun. Who asked you to save me? You idiot.”

Tang Chen was truly furious. Damn it, he had never met such a shameless woman. Jumping for fun? What kind of fun is that? What the hell!

Probably even the System couldn’t stand this little bitch. A mission came directly: “Ding! Beginner Task triggered. The little bitch doesn’t appreciate kindness. Please, Host, become an educator and teach her a proper lesson. Mission success reward: 15 Aura Points for the Host. Mission failure: Host and the girl jump off a building together and die.”

Tang Chen was baffled by this mission. The damn System’s missions were always so strange. Catching someone at a bar was dangerous, and it didn’t give him a mission. Now, meeting a stupid bitch, it easily gave him a mission. But this mission didn’t seem to have any real reward. What use were those Aura Points to him?

“System, after my body was strengthened twice, can I fly to the top of this building in an instant?” Tang Chen asked the System. He already had a good idea for punishing this little bitch.

The System thought for a moment and said, “Respected Host, after precise calculations, this System confirms it can be done easily.”

Tang Chen grunted in acknowledgment. Since it was possible, things would be much easier. He looked at the little bitch and sneered, “Hey girl, you think jumping off a building is fun, right?”

The girl glared coldly and said angrily, “Why are you asking so much? You’re such a psycho.”

“Wait!” Tang Chen shouted. He then walked over, picked the girl up sideways, and sneered, “Since you want to play so much, this Young Master will play with you once.”

The girl struggled but couldn’t break free from Tang Chen’s hold. She swallowed and asked, stunned, “Play? Play what?”

“The jump tower!” Tang Chen gave a sinister smile, then pushed off with both feet. Whoosh! His body accelerated instantly, and in a few seconds, he reached the top of the building with the girl in his arms.

“Ahhhh!” The girl screamed as if she was having an orgasm. She was completely dumbfounded. Looking down at the cars and pedestrians that had become as small as ants, she felt like she was going to wet herself.

“You… you’re not human!” The girl looked at Tang Chen as if he were a monster, her heart pounding.

Tang Chen’s face darkened. He said, slightly angry, “You’re the one who’s not human! Your whole family isn’t human! This Young Master is so handsome, how is he not human? You like jumping off buildings, right? This Young Master will let you jump to your heart’s content.” Without warning, he kicked the girl’s butt. The poor girl let out a second orgasm-like scream as she fell straight down from the rooftop.

Whoosh!

Tang Chen jumped down immediately after. Just as the girl was about to hit the ground, he tightly caught her and landed steadily on the ground.

“Ah, I don’t want to play anymore! I don’t want to die! I won’t die!” After all, she was a girl. After being messed with by Tang Chen like that, she immediately squatted on the ground and cried loudly, looking extremely wronged.

Tang Chen had a twisted sense of humor. Who could handle being played with like that? He gently squatted down and sneered, “So? Do you still fucking want to die?”

The girl didn’t speak, just continued sobbing loudly. Tang Chen got irritated and slapped her butt hard. He shouted angrily, “Stop fucking crying! Stand up for this Young Master! Answer me, do you still want to die?”

The girl’s butt was burning. Her face flushed with embarrassment, and she couldn’t help but think of some scenes from adult videos. Trembling, she stood up and quickly shook her head, saying, “I won’t die, I won’t die.”

Tang Chen nodded in satisfaction. He pinched the girl’s chin and said flirtatiously, “Actually, you’re not bad-looking. You’re just not very smart. Tell me, why did you want to kill yourself? Isn’t living a good life fine? If you die, how could you face your parents?”

The girl’s eyes reddened again. She said, “I don’t have parents. I’m an orphan.”

Tang Chen was slightly stunned. The anger in his heart lessened quite a bit because this girl was just like him—an orphan.

“Sit down and tell me slowly.” Perhaps realizing he had gone too far, Tang Chen took off his jacket and spread it on a bench by the street. He said, “Sit. I’ll listen to you slowly.”

The girl didn’t dare to look Tang Chen in the eye, probably scared by him. She timidly nodded, then sat on Tang Chen’s jacket. Softly, she said, “Thank you, Big Brother.”

Tang Chen’s lips twitched. He said, “Don’t call me Big Brother. My name is Tang Chen, and I probably look younger than you.”

The girl said, “Oh,” and quickly corrected herself, “Okay, I won’t call you Big Brother. My name is Fang Xiaoqi.”

Tang Chen grunted in acknowledgment. His mission was to educate Fang Xiaoqi to give up her suicidal thoughts. He wouldn’t leave until he completed the mission. He said, “Okay, Fang Xiaoqi, then tell me, why did you want to kill yourself? Don’t you know human life is the most precious thing? If I hadn’t saved you tonight, you would have really left this world and gone to hell to play the jump tower.”

Fang Xiaoqi said somewhat sadly, “I had my reasons. I didn’t want to die either. I’m a freshman at a university this year. I grew up in an orphanage, so I’m quite introverted. I don’t have many friends at school either. A month ago, I met a guy online called ‘Handsome Guy.’ I fell in love with him at first sight. He was very handsome, as handsome as Wu Yanzu. His voice was very magnetic. What I liked the most was chatting with him by voice. We got together in less than a week. It was an online relationship, and he was my first love.”

Tang Chen was dumbfounded. He didn’t expect this girl to be into online love. How can there be love at first sight online? He curled his lips and said, “Then, have you met him in person?”

Fang Xiaoqi shook her head and said, “During the time we were together, we only chatted by voice. We never met even once. He modestly said he was ugly and didn’t want to video chat. But he was clearly very handsome. Just yesterday, I invited him to meet again. After hesitating for a long time, he finally agreed. We arranged to meet at a bar tonight. Even though I’m a good girl and hate going to such places, I went to see my love. I walked into the private room we agreed on. What I saw made me completely lose faith in online love. He looked nothing like Wu Yanzu. He was very ugly, unbelievably ugly. He was in his forties, had a big belly, and was holding two spicy girls wearing belly bands. I’ll never forget him grinning with his big gold teeth and calling me ‘wife.’ I threw up on the spot.”

Tang Chen was dumbfounded again. Damn, this girl’s online love experience was so insane. It really made him speechless. He said helplessly, “Didn’t you just say he looked like Wu Yanzu? How did he become an uncle in his forties? And why don’t you girls in online relationships use your brains? Can’t you tell it’s a Photoshopped picture?”

Fang Xiaoqi sighed, full of deep helplessness, and said, “How could I care about those things? I loved too passionately, too deeply. When a woman is in love, who cares about those details?”

Damn it, this Fang Xiaoqi was just brainless. And she talked about loving too passionately and deeply? You haven’t even met him; what do you know about love?

“Just tell me why you wanted to jump!” Tang Chen didn’t want to waste more words, in case some readers said Author Jun was padding the word count. They didn’t understand that every character’s appearance served an important purpose.

“The reason is he wasn’t just a liar; he was also the Boss of that Nightclub. He wanted to keep me there to work as a ‘miss.’ But I didn’t want to. I used all my strength to escape from the tiger’s den. When I thought about my first love being such a person, I couldn’t take it and wanted to kill myself.” Fang Xiaoqi summarized it briefly, like a machine gun.

“I prefer this simple version.” Tang Chen said casually. So that’s how it was. In summary, it was a sad story about a brainless girl in an online relationship who wanted to kill herself after discovering she was deceived. No, it was a stupid story…

“Ding! Beginner Task changed. Becoming an educator turns into dealing with the scumbag. Help Fang Xiaoqi regain her confidence in life. Mission success reward remains the same. Mission failure: Host becomes the universe’s number one scumbag, despised by everyone.” The System’s voice came again, catching Tang Chen off guard. Why did an ongoing mission change?