Chapter 102: The Ugly Duckling’s Grand Transformation, Become Beautiful, Xiao Ruiqi!

“You’re looking for gangsters to deal with this Young Master? Screw you, with your lousy appearance, what kind of people could you possibly find!”

Tang Chen stomped hard on Shuangzhu’s head, saying very angrily, “This Young Master hits you not because you threatened to ruin today’s groundbreaking ceremony, because your threats are completely useless to this Young Master. There are two kinds of people in this world. Smart people and idiots. Smart people know not to oppose someone as awesome as this Young Master, while idiots are like you, always asking for a beating!”

As he spoke, he pointed at Xiao Ruiqi, then continued to Shuangzhu, “Her, a girl, with a thin and weak body, working in your Construction Team, is already very hard. But you, not only don’t know how to be considerate, but also keep insulting her by calling her ugly. This young lady is right, you say she is ugly, but what about you? Where exactly are you good-looking? A person’s appearance is shaped by their parents’ genes. No matter what we look like, we must learn to accept it optimistically. This Young Master is so handsome. Have I ever complained? So-called people, should not only have beautiful appearances, but also beautiful hearts. This Young Master hates most those who are impressive only on the surface. Although this beautiful lady’s facial features aren’t incredibly stunning like a fairy. I believe her heart must be pure. It’s precisely because of this that she is kind enough to endure your verbal abuse again and again without caring. Such a kind-hearted girl, how can you have the nerve to call her ugly? I think she is the most beautiful girl in the world!”

Clap clap clap!

Boss Pang took the lead in applauding. He never expected that Tang Chen, who liked to show off, would say such touching words. Xiao Kuan and the others also couldn’t help but applaud.

Xiao Ruiqi, who was locking eyes with Tang Chen, stood frozen in place, thinking over Tang Chen’s words repeatedly. Did the big boss hit someone for my sake?

Tang Chen lifted his foot. Then he kicked Shuangzhu hard on the temple. This idiot passed out on the spot. Just as Tang Chen thought he could exit amidst the applause, the damn System Mission arrived.

“Ding! The Host’s kindness value is maxed out. The System is very moved. Hereby releases a System Beginner Task: Help the target Xiao Ruiqi, the ugly duckling, achieve a grand transformation into a white swan. Make Xiao Ruiqi’s appearance so stunning it amazes everyone. If the Mission is successful, Xiao Ruiqi’s heart will forever belong only to the Host. If the Mission fails, the Host’s eight-pack abs will disappear. The Host’s appearance will instantly degrade to that of an eighty-year-old.”

Hearing this Mission, Tang Chen almost fell over. Damn it, really screwed the dog, what kind of Mission is this!

Although Tang Chen didn’t discriminate against Xiao Ruiqi’s appearance in his heart, to be honest, her looks were indeed below average. This damn System wanted him to help Xiao Ruiqi become a stunning beauty who dazzles the whole room. This was clearly making things difficult for him.

“System, this Young Master gives up. I can’t do it.” Tang Chen sighed and said. The difficulty level was too high. He wasn’t the Divine Brush Ma Liang, able to just erase her face and draw a new one.

Damn it, although the brain-dead Author Jun wrote this book with an invincible protagonist, he couldn’t possibly be invincible to this extent!

The System said calmly, “Respected Host, this does not match your style. In the past, no matter how difficult the Missions assigned to you were, you never mentioned giving up.”

Tang Chen said, flabbergasted, “That’s because previous Missions were just about slapping faces and showing off. But this Mission is just too damn ridiculous. Do you think this Young Master is a mobile Korean plastic surgery hospital? Can just fix anywhere? Besides, her face is just too weird. Even if I could really do plastic surgery, I don’t have skills that good.”

The System said disdainfully, “Respected Host, you really are a hypocrite. Just now you were saying things like inner beauty is most important, and now you’re criticizing someone else’s appearance like this. Is it really okay for you to be this shameless?”

“Okay your damn head!” Tang Chen cursed angrily, saying, “Although this Young Master said inner beauty is the most important, you have to understand, someone as handsome as this Young Master must be paired with the most beautiful woman in the world. Being constantly on the minds of those beautiful women, I live such a tiring life.”

“Respected Host, you are truly very narcissistic. Also, what do you mean ‘on the minds of those women’? Currently, you only seem to have one wife. And the only one seemingly interested in someone as shameless as you appears to be Miss Lu Xiaoqing.” The System added a casual sharp remark; it couldn’t stand the Host showing off in front of it.

“Screw you!” Tang Chen’s face darkened, saying, “Stop talking nonsense. Think of a way for me, otherwise even if you kill me, I can’t complete this Mission.”

System: “Respected Host, if only you had admitted weakness earlier like this. No real capability, yet still showing off in front of this System. Actually, there is one item that can help you accomplish this.”

Tang Chen was about to curse, but upon hearing the last part, he smiled flatteringly: “System Oppa, I knew you wouldn’t be this damn annoying. What item is it? Give it to me now.”

The System said, “Respected Host, this item is called I Spray I Spray Spray Out Beauty Return My Beautiful Saliva.”

“What I Spray I Spray? Are you doing a tongue twister?? System, you bastard, why must your items always have such long and trashy names? Can’t you just have a simple, direct name?” It wasn’t surprising Tang Chen complained. From Invincible Black Stockings to now I Spray I Spray Spray Out Beauty Return My Beautiful Saliva, none of this damn System’s item names were less than two words.

The System couldn’t be bothered with more talk and directly displayed the item description in Tang Chen’s mind: “I Spray I Spray Spray Out Beauty Return My Beautiful Saliva, made from the essence of Tianshan Snow Lotus blended with human saliva. To use, the Host holds the essence in their mouth, mixes it with their own saliva, then sprays it on the target’s face. Guaranteed to refresh the target’s face within seconds, making them attract attention wherever they go. Truly the ultimate treasure in cosmetics.”

Looking at this description, Tang Chen was utterly dumbfounded. It actually required spraying saliva on the other person’s face. Damn it, could it be any weirder?

“System, can this Young Master change to another one?” Tang Chen really felt too embarrassed to spray saliva on Xiao Ruiqi’s face in front of so many people. If he did that, his image would be completely ruined.

“Respected Host, this System will only say this once. Either spray, or you instantly age to the state of someone in their seventies or eighties.” The System was set on prevailing over Tang Chen, its tone very smug.

“You win!” Tang Chen cursed in his heart, then turned around. Boss Pang hurried over and said, “Young Master Tang, today it was my fault for not arranging things properly. I’m really sorry.”

Tang Chen smiled and shook his head, saying, “It’s fine, it’s not your fault.”

Yang Hengmin, recovering from his shock, was about to come and apologize when, before he could speak, Tang Chen directly interrupted him. Tang Chen walked straight to Xiao Ruiqi’s side and said directly, “Sister Xiao, do you want to become more beautiful?”

Him calling her Sister Xiao was something no one expected. After all, someone of Tang Chen’s status shouldn’t be so polite to a migrant worker. But then again, Tang Chen was indeed younger than Xiao Ruiqi, so calling her sister was normal.

Xiao Ruiqi said apprehensively, “Young Master Tang, I don’t deserve to be called sister.”

Tang Chen stared straight into her eyes and said seriously, “There’s no such thing as deserving or not. This Young Master just asks you one thing: Do you want to become more beautiful?”

Xiao Ruiqi showed a bitter smile, touched her own face, and said bitterly, “I do. Because I know I’m not pretty. But I can’t make it happen.”

Every girl loves beauty. Xiao Ruiqi was the same. Although she had never complained about her face, seeing the faces of those models and celebrities on TV, it was impossible to say she wasn’t envious.

Xiao Ruiqi didn’t hope for that much. She just wanted her face to look normal, ordinary, to have men pursue her, to be able to hold the hand of someone she loved.

Talk about those girls we chased together back in the day, how many girls were actually pursued so dramatically?

Xiao Ruiqi found it strange. She didn’t understand why Young Master Tang was asking her this. Even Boss Pang, who often followed Tang Chen, couldn’t figure out Young Master Tang’s ways.

Tang Chen smiled. He reached out and touched Xiao Ruiqi’s face, then said softly, “Your face, I will help make it more beautiful. I’m sorry.” As he spoke, to everyone’s astonishment, Tang Chen took a bottle of white liquid from his pocket, gulped it down into his mouth, and then sprayed it directly onto Xiao Ruiqi’s face.

Splat!

“Ah!” Xiao Ruiqi exclaimed in surprise. The liquid sprayed all over her face. Something magical happened!