Chapter 61: Biochemical Weapon

Soybeans with cold water! People without certain life knowledge had difficulty understanding its meaning. Here was our little life encyclopedia program. First, we needed to talk about beans. Beans themselves contained substances that could produce large amounts of hydrogen, carbon dioxide, and hydrogen sulfide, as well as protein and oligosaccharides. Protein contained amino acids, which would produce extremely pungent ammonia gas during digestion and decomposition. Oligosaccharides could not be absorbed by the human body. When they entered the intestines, colon bacteria would come to eat these sugars and also produce large amounts of gas. Hydrogen, carbon dioxide, hydrogen sulfide, amino acids—the more beans one ate, the more these gases would accumulate in the intestines. Finally, unable to hold it in, one would naturally release them from the body. The released gas was commonly called a ‘fart’!

As for cold water, it was even simpler. Water that had not been filtered or boiled at high temperatures was raw and contained many microorganisms and bacteria. It could cause many gastrointestinal diseases. The fastest reaction was acute diarrhea, called ‘laxi’ in foreign languages…

At this moment, Qin Wan’er, without any common sense and never having studied physics, chemistry, biology, or other subjects, was eating soybeans in large mouthfuls and gulping down cold water.

Actually, given Wen Jun’s level of cleanliness, Qin Wan’er would probably be kicked out before the cold water took effect. But just in case, and since drinking some cold water would increase the intensity, it ensured that nothing would go wrong.

“Mm… Don’t just watch me, you eat too. Not to mention, these roasted beans are really fragrant!” Qin Wan’er ate ravenously, without any grace of a well-bred lady. Before dawn, she had been taken away for makeup and training without a drop of water to drink. By now, she was already starving. She ate like there was no tomorrow but still remembered to share with others. Liu Liwa didn’t dare touch them at all, and Little Loli didn’t seem interested in beans either.

Qin Wan’er was truly hungry. She alone finished nearly half a kilogram of flavorless beans and drank a large bowl of cold water. Patting her stomach and burping, Liu Liwa sneakily moved aside. Soon, she would be holding her stomach instead of burping!

Qin Wan’er looked upstairs. The noise of Wen Jun and the other drinking and making merry was gradually fading. It seemed they were almost done drinking. Qin Wan’er suddenly grew nervous: “They’re almost finished drinking. Is it time for me to accompany them?”

“It’s fine, just accompany them. It’s only this once, and it won’t be long. I even dare to guarantee that from now on, this Wen Jun will never ask for your company again!” Liu Liwa said confidently.

“Really?” Qin Wan’er was overjoyed.

“Of course it’s true, unless you yourself are willing to accompany him.”

“I would never!” Qin Wan’er said with a red face, shyly. “I only realized today that sleeping on a table is more comfortable than sleeping on a bed. Besides, I have new bedding now, and someone even warms my bed for me…”

“Even if no one warms the bed, we wouldn’t feel cold if we exercised together…” Liu Liwa laughed. Although this girl had been trained, at most she was open with her words. But deep down, she still adhered to conventions, knowing what it meant to follow the one she married.

The two looked into each other’s eyes, full of affection, with sparks flying between them. Just then, a young maid ran over and said, “Miss Qin, the manager asks for you.”

Sweet moments were always short. The critical moment had finally arrived. But Qin Wan’er was no longer nervous. Infected by the confidence Liu Liwa showed, she walked boldly with her chest out and head held high, following the young maid. Liu Liwa, however, grew nervous. She had just drunk a large bowl of cold water. What if her stomach was naturally weak and the bacteria acted too violently? What if she sprayed as soon as she entered the room? Given Wen Jun’s disdain for women, if it were just a few released ‘gases,’ he might at most find it smoky and drive Qin Wan’er away. But if she directly ‘sprayed’ beside his dining table…

Liu Liwa grew more and more scared the more he thought about it. He couldn’t help but sneakily follow. Ahead, Wu Liniang personally led Qin Wan’er upstairs. Watching their backs, Liu Liwa unconsciously raised his own scarred, cat-scratched right hand, lamenting the injustice to his little hand. Qin Wan’er’s bottom indeed wasn’t as big as Wu Liniang’s!

Liu Liwa wanted to go up and take a look. His excuse, of course, was to find Young Master Ye. But the main reason was to take this opportunity to carefully, seriously, and closely observe Wu Liniang’s full bottom.

Qin Wan’er was right beside him—the woman who had just dual-cultivated with him. But now it wasn’t a matter of morality or principles; it was a matter of primal wildness. Every woman was different, each with unique traits that attracted men. Qin Wan’er was pretty and indeed attractive, but at this moment, Liu Liwa only saw their backs. So, Wu Liniang was more enticing.

He quietly tiptoed, soundlessly stepping onto the stairs. Looking at Wu Liniang’s millstone-like full bottom, the more he looked, the more he liked it, and the more he liked it, the more he wanted to look. Unconsciously, he drew closer and closer, almost within reach. He could almost feel its elasticity and warmth when suddenly a soft sound reached his ears: ‘Pfft…’

Liu Liwa felt a gust of warm wind brush his face, mixed with an unforgettable smell. The two women froze at the same time. Wu Liniang coughed awkwardly twice, and Qin Wan’er smiled sheepishly. Before Liu Liwa could even cover his nose, he was already dizzy and disoriented, unable to tell who had launched this poison gas bomb!

By the time the two women turned around, Liu Liwa had half-crawled, half-rolled down the stairs. Qin Wan’er thought he couldn’t bear to part with her. Wu Liniang, with a red face, looked at him with some resentment, though it was unclear what she was thinking. Liu Liwa had no time to worry about them. He scrambled to the door, leaning against it and gasping for fresh air. Had he been any later, he would have either died from poisoning or suffocation. Did eating beans have such power? And at that moment, there had been a strong gust of wind against his face. Given Qin Wan’er’s hip size, she didn’t seem like someone with such firepower. Could it be…

Regardless, the power was too great. It belonged to the biochemical weapons strictly prohibited by international war law!

Watching the two women enter the room, it wasn’t long before Young Master Ye, who was already drunk unconscious, was carried out by two personal guard soldiers and placed in another room. Not long after, the two soldiers also came out. Soon after, Wu Liniang emerged as well. As soon as she came out, before she could even close the door, Wen Jun also came out…

Holding a pure white silk cloth over his nose, he still couldn’t help dry heaving continuously. After heaving for a while without major issues, this guy actually went back in as if risking his life. It seemed he had drunk quite a lot. Drinking too much could make one forget everything. This guy probably forgot he had a cleanliness obsession, right?

Liu Liwa felt that things were taking a bad turn. If he forgot about his cleanliness obsession, Qin Wan’er was in danger…

As soon as this thought crossed his mind, just as he was about to take action himself, he suddenly saw the door burst open violently. Wen Jun rushed out like a whirlwind, leaning over the railing and vomiting wildly, as if he wanted to vomit out all his internal organs. Liu Liwa stood downstairs far away but could still clearly smell a mix of salted fish and stinky tofu soaked in a toilet…