Chapter 351: Shut Up! That Perverted Female Teacher!

No, this was not the time to panic yet!

Calm down, he absolutely had to calm down!

Being panicked, such an extra feeling, not only wouldn’t solve any problems, but it also made things even more messy.

At that moment, he could only gamble!

He bet that the Female Teacher’s look was just a coincidence.

…

“Which one do you like? Himekoji. The smaller Yukinoshita, the super huge-sized Yuigahama, or maybe… our Hiratsuka-sensei who’s got more of that vintage feel, so she’s even more collectible?”

After the Female Teacher’s look swept over, Kasumigaoka actually looked exactly at Himekoji’s hideout too.

If one person was possibly a coincidence, but when two people both looked this way one after the other…

Himekoji’s heart immediately went “thud.”

It was over!

Totally freaking over!

No matter how hopeful he tried to be, right then he couldn’t keep lying to himself anymore.

There was no other way but to face the truth.

Exactly.

His spying was without a doubt found out!

…

“Hey, what do you mean by vintage feel making her more collectible? Don’t talk about me like I’m some old fossil!”

The Female Teacher turned back and complained to Kasumigaoka angrily.

“Aren’t you just an old fossil?”

After ignoring that voice on purpose, the Female Teacher started shaking her head and walking toward Himekoji’s spot with a bottle of alcohol in hand.

And as for Himekoji, well, he was under the water sucking on a Straw all shaky and deathly scared.

She was coming!

What should he do?!

He was gonna get caught red-handed!

What would happen after getting caught?

Would he get beaten to death?

Or would he have to go to the police station again for an awkward chat?

Just as Himekoji was worrying about useless stuff like that, the naked Female Teacher showed up right in front of him.

Under the water, there was no steam, so the view was actually clearer and way more mind-blowing than on the surface.

But Himekoji didn’t even get a chance to stare much and enjoy the sight. In a flash, he got choked for some weird reason.

Yeah, choked!

Some hot spicy liquid rushed into his throat suddenly when he wasn’t ready at all.

Damn, it was Hiratsuka-sensei!

Himekoji understood what was happening in the next moment.

The Female Teacher had taken a sip of alcohol and blew right into his survival Straw…

She blew into it!

So, “second-hand booze” just flooded in through the Straw and invaded…

Himekoji totally didn’t expect it!

Underwater, he was only breathing with his mouth on the Straw. Now, not only was he half-dead from choking, but the Straw got messed up and controlled by the Female Teacher too. So, of course, Himekoji ended up struggling to breathe again out of nowhere.

This time, there really was no way out!

A loud “splash!”

Water burst up from the surface. Himekoji, who’d been hiding and sneaking peeks underwater for a long time, couldn’t stay hidden anymore.

“Cough, cough, cough!”

When he popped his head up, the first thing Himekoji did was cough frantically.

He felt like his lungs were gonna come out from all that coughing.

It was honestly painful and super awkward.

He thought to himself, wasn’t Hiratsuka-sensei so unfair?

If she caught him, that was one thing, but why did she have to force him out like that?

“Okay, our Himekoji has had his drink now.”

So that was why?

Why did he feel like half of what he drank was her freaking spit?!

…

“Akito?! You really did come?!”

“In the Onsen, besides Straws, Goggles, and Underwear, there’s actually a man?!”

At Himekoji’s “sudden appearance,” Yuigahama and Komachi put on the loudest show, squealing and yelling like crazy.

But the others besides them either still felt really low or looked like they knew it all along. They didn’t seem that shocked at all.

“Okay, Himekoji, time to answer my earlier question?”

Now that Himekoji had finally caught his breath and stopped coughing, Kasumigaoka’s question was right there waiting for him.

“Earlier question?”

Himekoji, after getting his breathing right, acted super cooperative.

After all, he was caught in the act—it was like being half a prisoner.

He might as well act properly and hope for a lighter punishment.

At that point, Himekoji just wished these ladies would take it easy, go from big deals to small ones, and give him a break.

With that thought in mind, when he heard Kasumigaoka speak, and she didn’t even mention the spying thing, he jumped right into her topic.

As long as they didn’t talk about spying, everything was fine!

Maybe as they chatted, everyone would forget about that spying mess?

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“Yeah, that’s right, Himekoji, we’re all waiting for your answer. Between Yukinoshita and Yuigahama’s bodies, which one do you like more?”

The Female Teacher said the question again.

But was that really what the question was?

Something seemed off about it!

Yuigahama, who’d just been shouting over Himekoji’s sudden arrival, suddenly went silent.

Even Yukinoshita, who was feeling down, turned her gaze straight toward Himekoji.

…

“How could I possibly answer that!”

“So who do you like, HimeHime-kun? Yukinoshita? Yuigahama? Or perhaps… Hiratsuka-sensei?”

Ignoring Himekoji’s complaint completely, Kasumigaoka pressed further.

“Where did that extra option come from?! The teacher is impossible!”

“Huh? What was that, Himekoji-kun? I deliberately left myself out just now, but that hurts! Especially after doing such things with me and even holding a wedding ceremony…”

“Teacher, you’re drunk!”

Hearing the Female Teacher’s increasingly wild statements, Himekoji hurriedly interrupted.

“…A wedding?”

Yuigahama caught that word with sharp ears.

“Drunk talk! Just nonsense from drinking!”

Worried about being misunderstood, Himekoji instantly denied it.

“Pervert-kun, which one?”

Surprisingly, the one stubbornly pressing the question was Yukinoshita.

Usually, she remained utterly uninterested in such silly topics.

“Wh-What do you mean ‘which one’…”

So shocked was Himekoji that he even stumbled over his words.

“Between me and Yuigahama, which do you choose? Wait, should I include Hiratsuka-sensei?”

Himekoji couldn’t believe these words came from Yukinoshita!

Besides, “choose”?!

Could he really just pick?

No way. Impossible.

Surely she just wondered about a guy’s perspective on “size” differences.

And he happened to be the only guy here, nothing more.

“I said I won’t answer this…”

Whichever he picked, someone would be offended.

Avoiding the decision was the smartest move now.

“Then I’ll ask something else.”

Hiratsuka-sensei cut in, reeking of alcohol,

“Which one do you want?”

Changing “choose” to “want” — was that really a new question?!

“That just sounds worse! Did you do that on purpose, teacher?! You definitely did!”

“You’re way too picky. Fine, another question then.”

“Teacher, if it’s such trouble… just don’t ask anything at all!”

No surprise, his complaint was ignored as the Female Teacher calmly continued,

“Alright, thinking in terms of size differences, Himekoji-kun… who do you most want to do… stuff with?”

Want to…?

Do stuff…?

The answer flashed in Himekoji’s mind instantly.

Huh?!

Wait!

A jolt of panic shot through him—something felt dangerously wrong.

He frantically shook the half-formed mental image away.

When he spoke again, veins of frustration bulged on his forehead.

“I… I’ve had enough! Teacher, don’t you understand what you’re saying?!”

“Of course I do. I simply asked who you’d most want to share…”

“Enough! Shut up already, you drunken, lewd teacher!”

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