Chapter 34: System 2.0 Version Shocking Release!
Chapter 34: System 2.0 Version Shocking Release!
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Hiratsuka Shizuka woke up, the bed sheets were wet.
This made her question whether she had wet the bed last night…
Her face flushed red, and she quickly shook her head to dismiss that idea, it was too absurd!
Then, the female teacher tried to get up, but as soon as she moved, a burning pain immediately shot through her lower body.
No, instead of saying it was pain and a burn, it was more like an extreme coolness that brought an unbearable pleasure; it was both painful and pleasurable…
Instantly, she climaxed!
As if she had already experienced it countless times in her dream last night, that feeling washed over her steadily and persistently. Clenching her legs tightly and hard was useless; that part leaked continuously like an old showerhead.
It kept flowing down both sides uncontrollably and brought an overwhelming sense of relief. This feeling was simply fiery all over her, so blissful she couldn’t stop it, as if she had died ten thousand times, yet lived ten thousand times again.
No way! What on earth was happening!
There was clearly nothing inside, yet it felt full and complete—it was terrifying! If she pointed a fan right there and kept it blowing, Hiratsuka Shizuka thought she might even get dehydrated…
When she finally got up, it was already noon.
Her whole body felt sore and weak, so the female teacher had no choice but to ask for leave from school.
She walked bare below in her room and discovered with shock and disbelief that, for now, none of her underwear was wearable—all were soaked through by a scary, mysterious liquid…
Plus, that wasn’t the only unbelievable thing—
She also found that her bedroom, her living room, her bathroom, kitchen, and storeroom were all brand-new.
Before, the floor was covered with instant food bags, cans, and all sorts of trash, but now it was completely cleaned up.
Clothes, shoes, magazines, teaching materials, and various daily items and trinkets were sorted and neatly stacked.
The expired food in the fridge had all been replaced.
On the dining table, there was a bento in a thermal box, cooked by someone unknown.
The cooking range hood that had been broken for weeks had been fixed.
Even the clogged drain was now flowing smoothly and cleanly.
Hiratsuka Shizuka stared wide-eyed.
Also, a sticky note was on the table—
“After waking up, if your forehead is still swollen and painful, you can keep using a cold towel compress. Wait until tomorrow for a warm compress; that will boost blood flow to the area and help with bruise absorption.”
It was common life advice.
Normally, these things shouldn’t have required Himekoji to specifically remind her. But after seeing Hiratsuka-sensei’s messy bedroom state and disastrous life skills, he changed his mind and reminded her worriedly before leaving.
“This handwriting looks familiar…”
The female teacher’s face still had a faint red flush from being drunk earlier. Now, biting her lip, her brows suddenly and prettily knitted together.
“Way too familiar!”
“Hold on, forehead swollen and painful?”
The female teacher read the note aloud and seemed to sense something, gently reaching up to touch her forehead.
The next second, a scream like a dying pig echoed through the living room—
“Who did this?!”
It was “Shizu-chan” ’s roar, filled with murderous rage.
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On Thursday, Himekoji Akito laid his head on his desk, sleeping nonstop all morning.
He was a bit tired. Last night, he had stayed up late helping someone clean their room and handle chores, even taking on extra jobs like fixing the cooking range hood and unclogging the drain. After finishing, he realized he was too exhausted to bear it…
So, his lack of energy today was unavoidable.
The only good news was that the system was still upgrading, so he avoided the miserable state of enduring its malicious torture when his mind was weak.
What a huge relief…
The system update took twelve hours, meaning it would finish around after three PM today.
That meant Himekoji Akito could still sleep soundly for a few more hours—not bad at all.
Just as he was thinking this, suddenly, a “ding dong” sound—
“Surprise!”
“Congratulations! The system has upgraded earlier than planned!”
“Note: For this, we skipped the last testing phase, so the system takes no responsibility for any bugs that happen later.”
The voice popping into his mind out of nowhere startled Himekoji.
Surprise? Surprise your head!
He didn’t need such extra surprises! Plus, don’t just skip steps to slack off! For any bugs in the future, please be sure to fix them!
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“New features are live!”
“‘Amazing 10-Draw Gacha’ is now available!”
“‘Permanent Skills’ have been unlocked!”
“‘Monthly Quests’ are open for challenge!”
“‘2D Stock Market’ is launching today!”
“Option optimization patch loading…”
“Option optimization complete!”
Hold up, slow down, explain one at a time!
The system just updated with all these apps at once, dumping the content and settings in one go, leaving Himekoji Akito dazzled.
All these new features sounded pretty reliable by name…
Could he finally turn his fortune around and start living the good life?
At that thought, Himekoji Akito couldn’t help but feel a twitch of excitement inside.
Even though he’d said before he didn’t have high hopes, right now he was doing just the opposite—he excitedly tapped into the “System 2.0” interface and happily started browsing for himself.
“Amazing 10-Draw Gacha: Change your fate! Escape non-luck! Hit the jackpot!”
“Cost: 3000 2D Points.”
“Permanent Skills: All one-time skills can now be bought forever. New system, new look, best value!”
“Instant gift pack on login—do you claim it?”
What? This scamming thing actually learned to suck up to users with free gifts?
After the update, it really was like a different person…
No, more like a different dog.
Their past grudges wouldn’t just vanish over one gift pack, so this doggy system didn’t deserve to be called human!
“Claim it!”
Himekoji Akito endlessly cursed the system in his mind while wearing a big smile on his face as he accepted the gift pack.
Hmm, what else would you expect from Mr. Himekoji!
“Gift pack delivered.”
Himekoji rubbed his hands and eagerly opened the skill pack without a word.
“Ding!”
“Opened new skill—”
“‘Perverted Prince.’”
“Skill description: You have the aura and looks of a prince, but sadly, you’re a pervert!”
“Skill effect: Charm +5, Pervert value +10, Luck -1.”
“Ding!”
“Opened new skill—”
“‘Super Scholar.’”
“Skill description: You neglect your work, you’re sloppy, but you’re a super scholar! Without a doubt, this makes you academia’s cancer and classmates’ biggest headache!”
“Skill effect: Ace every course! Charm +2, Reputation +3, Hatred +5.”
“Ding!”
“Opened new skill—”
“‘Housekeeping Gigolo.’”
“Skill description: Shopping for groceries, washing, cooking, dishwashing, pot scrubbing, mopping, laundry, folding clothes, shoe cleaning, sweeping, trash taking out, washing chopsticks, clearing tables, tidying closets, buying staples, cleaning toilets, fixing drains, window washing, organizing junk, room tidying, buying essentials, even wifely duties… You excel at all!”
Wait! What was that last bit about wifely duties?! I knew it snuck in something weird!
“Skill effect: Housework skill max! Charm +2, Wife score +2, Housework value +10.” Stop! What’s wife score? I said, ban the weird stuff!
“Ding!”
“Opened new skill—”
“‘Born Talent Must Be Used.’”
“Skill description: Forbidden art, use with caution! While active, you turn into a human-shaped walking artillery that can make women pregnant just by walking near them.”
“Skill effect: Charm max! Hormone booster! Affects all enemies instantly! No age limit! No gender limit! No species limit!”
“Duration: Thirty minutes.”
“Downside: Overload! After using, you’ll be weak for a full week—your manly functions will disappear temporarily.”
Himekoji Akito: “…”
For once, he had no will to complain.