Chapter 307: Himekoji Had Never Been So Humiliated!

Himekoji turned back in surprise, a jumping egg in his left hand, white liquid in his right.

At the door, two girls and a cat were staring closely at him…

The air suddenly stilled, the scene frozen in that moment.

Time itself seemed to stretch endlessly long in that instant.

…

“Meow!”

Finally, it was Hikari’s meow that shattered the incredibly awkward atmosphere.

Himekoji snapped back to reality.

“No! It’s not what you think!”

He hurriedly argued, even though he knew such a feeble explanation was hard to believe. He could only do his best and hope for luck.

“Yes, it’s exactly what we saw!”

“Akito, taking advantage of someone.”

“Meow!”

Each of the two girls and the cat spoke one phrase, immediately leaving Himekoji speechless.

He looked at the toy in his left hand, then looked at the small tube of liquid in his right. Knowing better, he gave up arguing.

He exercised his right to remain silent!

What is a pervert?

Someone who sticks to their own path, no matter the misunderstandings from others!

So, the most urgent thing Himekoji needed to do now wasn’t clearing his name, or standing there gaping stupidly. It was getting Nanami to drink the fever medicine!

Thinking of that, Himekoji instantly banished distractions and focused back on the task he hadn’t finished.

“Caught red-handed, yet still unrepentant! Truly my Onii-chan!”

Akiko was deeply shocked by Himekoji’s dedication to “perverted things.” Pointing at her brother, she voiced her ‘admiration’ in a thrilled shout.

Himekoji could only pretend he didn’t hear her.

His mind was focused solely on feeding the medicine. He tilted the tube, the opening resting against Nanami’s slightly parted lips.

The milky liquid started to flow downward.

One step away from success!

“Eh, wait, Onii-chan, that little toy in your left hand… why does it look so familiar?!”

It was recognized at such a critical moment!

Himekoji’s hand holding the medicine trembled. He couldn’t help but turn his head and retort —

“You’ve got so many of them, borrowing one won’t kill you, will it?”

“It will! Of course it will kill me!”

Akiko’s voice suddenly went higher. She covered her burning cheeks with her hands, squirming.

“I’ll die of shyness!”

That excited voice of yours doesn’t sound shy at all, geez!

Himekoji was busy grumbling inside. It actually made him miss a beat with the important task in his hands.

“So… so that means, I used the same one as Nanami?”

“Sharing the jumping egg?”

Mashiro beside them murmured thoughtfully, thinking she’d captured a useful idea or maybe a business opportunity.

“Meow!”

This strange topic was finally ended by Hikari!

While Himekoji was distracted by Akiko’s words, Hikari suddenly moved at high speed, pouncing toward the milky medicine.

Nobody noticed, lightning fast!

Himekoji’s focus was still on the jumping egg in his left hand. He didn’t expect a sudden pain in his right hand. When he turned his head in surprise to look, the medicine had already gone into Hikari’s mouth.

What the hell, has this cat lost its mind?

Himekoji was horrified.

“Hikari, wait!”

Shouting to stop her, Himekoji himself lunged forward, trying to use his quick reflexes to snatch the medicine back.

But Hikari was faster than Himekoji!

Holding the tube to her mouth with her paws, she tipped her head back and drained every last drop of the “Fever-to-Flirtiness Potion” Himekoji bought for a whopping 9888 2D Points — bankrupting him.

“Gulp.”

The beast even let out a satisfied little burp afterward, lying back on the floor. She lazily waved her little paws, scratching her bulging little belly.

Damn, with a belly that fat, how could she still jump so fast?

Seeing not a drop of medicine left in the tube, wasted by Hikari, Himekoji felt like he was struck by lightning. He stood rigidly in place.

Talk about raising a cat leading to disaster!

“Onii-chan! If Hikari drank that… she won’t end up pregnant with your child, will she?!”

Akiko, who saw everything, blurted out something utterly shocking.

And Mashiro actually took it seriously.

“I’ll get the contraceptive pills,” the girl said, immediately running off.

“Eh? Wait, why do you even have contraceptive pills?”

Akiko asked, puzzled, turning to call after her. But Mashiro, desperately afraid Hikari might bear Himekoji’s child, had already vanished from sight.

Mashiro ran to get the contraceptive pills, racing against time.

This was probably what they mean by emergency contraception…

Himekoji was already heartbroken over losing his 9888 2D Points. Now hearing his Imouto make jokes like this made him furious. Acting on impulse, he pounced onto Hikari and clamped both hands firmly around her neck.

Wait, no! This rotten cat was so lazy and well-fed, she was so fat he couldn’t even find her neck! Her head went straight onto her puffy body!

“Spit it out! Give it back to me now! That’s my hard-earned money!”

“Meow… meow… meow…”

Under Himekoji’s attempt to force it out, Hikari rolled her eyes back. Her mouth gaped open, tongue hanging out, face completely glazed over.

She looked the very picture of ecstasy!

Hold on, isn’t this the ecstasy facial expression?

Was the “Flirtiness Potion” taking effect on this cat?!

The more Himekoji looked at Hikari’s eerily human-like expression, the more creeped out he felt.

Right at that moment, Akiko decided to add more chaos —

“Onii-chan, watch out for the baby! The baby is innocent! It’s the flesh and blood of our Himekoji family! Even perverts have parental feelings, please show mercy!”

“Flesh and blood, my ass! Don’t you know it was this thing that just ruined Nanami’s tomorrow… Wait, Nanami?”

Himekoji cut himself off suddenly, remembering Nanami was still asleep nearby. He panicked and clamped both hands over his mouth.

He hadn’t controlled his volume when he got angry. Please don’t wake Nanami—she already had a fever. If she lost sleep too, tomorrow would be doomed for sure.

“Ugh.”

His foolproof “fever-reducing plan” had been destroyed by a cat. Himekoji felt utterly worn out. Dejected, he grabbed the troublemaker, Hikari, and backed out of Nanami’s room.

Akiko followed quietly, carefully pulling Nanami’s door shut behind her.

“Akito, I brought the medicine.”

Right outside, they bumped into Mashiro.

To Himekoji’s shock, the girl had actually brought contraceptive pills. It stunned him completely.

“How do you even have contraceptive pills?”

Himekoji’s question echoed Akiko’s earlier reaction.

How could she just casually pull out birth control pills? The more he thought about it, the creepier it seemed!

“Ayano said they might be handy.”

“Which Ayano?”

“Iida Ayano.”

“Isn’t she your editor?”

“Yep.”

“What kind of editor teaches kids stuff like that?!”

“I’m not a kid.”

Mashiro always fixated on the most unimportant details.

“That’s not the point here!”

“Right, the important thing is to get rid of Akito’s baby now,” Mashiro declared, her little face deadly serious, like it was some crisis.

“Huh? Why?”

Himekoji asked without thinking.

“Because the baby isn’t mine and Akito’s.”

“What?”

“Akito and Hikari’s baby… must be eliminated.”

Mashiro clenched her small pink fist, determined to take decisive action.

God, what kind of soap opera is this?!

Himekoji lost all hope.

“Hikari and I don’t have any damn baby!”

He rubbed his forehead, exasperated.

“No?”

Shockingly, Mashiro actually paused to think.

“Is it… because of different species?”

She knows biology?

Part of Himekoji wanted to praise her, but he was way too irritated right now.

“Because I don’t do it with cats!”

After that retort, Himekoji ignored the two girls and the cat—the trio that ruined his important plan—and stormed off to his bedroom.

“Onii-chan! Give back my Jumping ♂ Egg!”

“Akito, take the pills!”

The girls kept chattering and actually chased after him, oblivious to his mood.

So, once inside his room, Himekoji slammed the door shut—WHAM!

“Hah—”

Finally, quiet.

But he hadn’t helped Nanami.

If he’d just done things faster… just a little faster…

Sorry, Nanami.

Just thinking about tomorrow filled Himekoji with guilt.

“Meow!”

“Huh?”

A sudden cat cry snapped Himekoji out of his guilt spiral.

He looked down towards the sound—

Damn it! A fat cat in heat was clinging to his calf, frantically humping his leg.

It looked incredibly gross, utterly shameless, and downright disgusting.

You’re a cat, not a rabbit, idiot!

Annoyed, Himekoji kicked Hikari away.

Then he ignored her.

He was exhausted after the whole night. It was late, so he naturally climbed into bed and switched off the light.

But the instant his eyes closed, that stupid cat was back at it.

It leaped onto his bed, squirmed under the covers, and gripped his thigh like some creep—humping vigorously.

“Get OFF!”

“Meeeooow~~~”

It wouldn’t let him sleep!

When he couldn’t take it anymore, Himekoji tossed the cat out and locked his door… but it didn’t work!

The beast always found a way back in.

How is this possible?!

Himekoji spent the entire night being harassed by a cat in heat.

He’d never felt so humiliated!

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