Chapter 268: And That’s a Thing You Can Do?
Chapter 268: And That’s a Thing You Can Do?
Everyone was lying.
…
“I’ll help you hide it.”
The old doctor was lying.
“Nope! Wasn’t worried about you at all! Worst!”
Nanami was lying.
“I heard it. You’ll be fully cured in three days.”
Yukinoshita, Yuigahama, Akiko, they were lying too.
All telling the same lie.
[Yukinoshita is already gone.]
Even further, the System was lying too.
The only one telling the truth was Himekoji—
“This time, I really wasn’t lying to you.”
Truth, truth, truth.
…
[Begin the operation!]
The System commanded steadily, radiating the aura of a great general. Truly worthy of the powerhouse that could nurture a Pervert.
“Roger that!”
Himekoji rolled off the bed, and then…
Huh?
What was he supposed to do next?
He froze suddenly, standing there.
“Hey! Old me can’t see!”
Losing his vision – for a Pervert, that was like a driver losing the steering wheel.
No steering wheel? How could he possibly drive a car?
[Don’t panic, listen to my command!]
Damn, listening to your command is the most panic-worthy thing!
If it weren’t for listening to your nonsense, would I have ended up a Pervert?
Though he grumbled silently in his mind, Himekoji said nothing aloud. He just looked unhappy and nodded slightly.
[Direction nine o’clock, eight meters, push open the Bathroom door!]
The System’s first command was given.
Himekoji heard it and immediately panicked.
“Wait! Isn’t this way too reckless?! Yuigahama will find out! Are you stupid?”
[Foolish, mortal!]
[This System has its own means!]
Mortal?
Since when did the System start talking like a middle-schooler?
Himekoji rolled his eyes, annoyed, and sarcastically snapped back,
“Well, aren’t you amazing then.”
[Ding!]
[Skill “Multi-Size Technique” has been delivered!]
[Please check your package.]
“Multi-Size Technique?”
[Later, just use it on Yuigahama’s breasts, and she’ll be completely robbed of her sight, just like you.]
“Completely robbed of sight? How cruel!”
Himekoji was currently suffering this very pain…
Because he knew it himself, he couldn’t bear to do it to someone else.
[Duration five minutes.]
“Oh, good.”
Hearing that, Himekoji finally sighed in relief.
However, there was still another problem, namely—
Even right now, Yuigahama’s breasts were already unbelievably large. Doubling them? That would probably exceed the aesthetic range for normal people.
Using the “Multi-Size Technique” on Yukinoshita seemed more appropriate.
The thought that flashed through Himekoji’s mind was unexpectedly read by the System without permission—
[Impossible! That would only make Yukinoshita flatter!]
[A “flat” thing multiplied equals “double flatness”!]
“Makes sense! I was being foolish! Brother System speaks true!”
Himekoji sensed the System was dissing Yukinoshita again and immediately put on a fake, earnest expression, nodding in agreement.
Two Perverts, in some aspects, really were “birds of a feather”.
…
[Alright! No more chatter! Begin the operation! I shall protect you!]
“Nope! Don’t you dare!”
Himekoji coldly rejected the System.
“This kind of thing, I’ll do it myself. Don’t need your protection.”
Don’t think he didn’t know.
The System’s so-called “protection”? Wasn’t that just its lousy “Pleasure Enhancement”…
…
Direction nine o’clock, eight meters, push open the Bathroom door.
Himekoji followed the steps the System had laid out.
Step by step closer… the sound of splashing water from the Bathroom became clearer.
He couldn’t help imagining the scene.
Indeed, even when you couldn’t see, just the sound alone was incredibly exciting.
Was this the reason why an Eye Patch could sometimes also be used as a… plaything?
…
Yukinoshita watched as Himekoji rolled off the bed. He then crept sneakily and creepily toward the bathroom.
What was this pervert trying to do? Peep? Seriously? Even though he was blind, he hadn’t given up? Talk about being dedicated to his work! Plus, I was standing right here… Peeping in broad daylight?
Yukinoshita stayed silent. She stood quietly to the side with her arms crossed, watching coldly to see what Himekoji would do next.
Himekoji pushed open the bathroom door! He crawled inside with a slouched back!
Oh my gosh! Yukinoshita was completely shocked. This pervert really dared to get this wild right in front of her? Maybe because she was too stunned, she stood there gaping, even forgetting to stop him.
Now that she thought about it, wasn’t this what that guy was practicing those movement skills for? Mastering how to get from the hospital bed to the bathroom… This thought suddenly flashed through her mind.
Scary when you think about it! As expected of a master-level… pervert!
…
“Creak—”
The moment he pushed open the door, Himekoji used his “Multi-Size Technique”!
“Yukino-chan?” Yuigahama, who was busy rubbing soap bubbles, instinctively turned around upon hearing the door open. “Huh?”
Then, a scream came the next second. “Ah! I-I-I-I can’t see!”
Her two heavy chest areas suddenly swelled up rapidly, like they’d been pumped with air. Her vision was completely blocked by these enormous… female features.
She couldn’t see, couldn’t see at all! Immediately after, Yuigahama lost her balance.
It was no wonder. Heavy chest, unsteady feet, and a slippery bathroom floor…
…
Himekoji hadn’t even done anything yet after barging in when he suddenly felt a rush of air hit his face. What’s going on? He frowned, sensing something wasn’t right.
“What happened?” he asked inside his mind, to the System.
Before the System could answer, Yuigahama was already crashing down onto him… or more accurately, she was crushing him with her “giants”.
Those two huge, shameless, round white objects violently smashed right into Himekoji’s face.
“Yukino-chan, are you alright?” The innocent Yuigahama thought it was Yukinoshita she’d pinned under her.
No, not her body… her chest.
[What happened?]
[Something like this.]
The System finally answered—with a visual effect. This picture popped into Himekoji’s mind. It was amazing! Explosive! Super realistic! Full of adult content…
Sadly, it had holy lights everywhere. But because of the holy lights… it actually looked even more suggestive!
…
The System didn’t stop there. Following through on doing “a good deed”—
[Then—]
[Receive this System’s divine aid!]
“No!” Himekoji actually refused.
[Pleasure Enhancement!]
Darn it, I knew it…
[Multi-Size Technique!]
“Huh?” Himekoji was surprised. There was such a thing? He hadn’t known that!
A sudden burning heat raced through his lower body which then began to swell up like balloons…
…
[Take action!]
“Don’t say something impossible to do, please!” Himekoji yelled back at the System, his face red with effort.
He couldn’t breathe at all! Crushed under the immense weight of those two “giants” right on his face! Barely managing just to stay alive, let alone do anything else!
Darn it, this Multi-Size Technique is way more than just double!
……