Chapter 208: Every Pair is Wonderful!

Again?

Didn’t the skill level up?

What happened to the guaranteed immunity?

Himekoji felt furious, like his naïve self had been tricked by the shameless System once more!

Darn it!

[Ding!]

[Friendly Reminder—]

[After skill upgrade, a cooldown period begins automatically. It becomes usable again after 24 hours.]

“…”

Fine. You’re the System, you make the rules.

Himekoji felt speechless at the System’s half-hearted excuse.

Since he couldn’t argue with it anyway, he just glared unhappily at the options—

“Hmm…”

Sure enough, this time’s options were also super embarrassing!

…

“So… Teacher Koji really looks down on small chests?”

Seeing Himekoji suddenly stay silent, the female reader asked again, unwilling to give up.

She looked like she might cry any second!

[Congratulations, Quest Completed!]

…

Himekoji stayed silent?

Actually, from silence to explosion, all it took was one choice.

…

“Look down on small chests? Ridiculous!”

The silent Himekoji suddenly slammed the table and leapt to his feet.

He grabbed the microphone prepared earlier but unused until now, took a deep breath, and spoke with fiery passion!

“Big ♂ breasts, small breasts, overflowing breasts, no breasts… While this world has so many different kinds and varieties of chests, that’s just names made by humans! God only gave us the word ‘boobs’! Dividing them up, saying you like this or hate that—don’t you think that’s stupid? So, at this signing, I want to say—”

Himekoji paused slightly, seeming to finally make a decision. Gritting his teeth, he stepped up onto the chair. Rising higher, he looked around the whole crowd!

“All sizes! All shapes! All colors! I love every single one! I love every single chest! There is no superior or inferior when it comes to breasts!”

“Look down on small breasts? No, no, no! I love small breasts the best! Not just love them best—I most truly, absolutely love big ♂ breasts, overflowing breasts, and flat chests too!”

[Ding!]

[Congratulations, Quest Completed!]

[“Pervert Charisma” is now Actively Working—]

…

The signing fell quiet for one second.

Then, the next moment, very suddenly—

Thunderous applause erupted!

Clapping sounds filled the air nonstop.

“So cool! Truly Teacher Koji!”

“Amazing! Even cooler than his books!”

“Such a powerful speech!”

“Said it perfectly! Spoke my heart!”

…

Fans all gazed at Himekoji standing on the chair with eyes full of worship.

Himekoji flushed bright red.

This was, hands down, the very first time he felt this strange kind of embarrassment since becoming a pervert.

Not because what he did was shameful, but—

It felt super-duper embarrassing because after doing something perverted, he got showered with praise!

What had happened to this world?

Himekoji weakly raised his head, looking up at the sky.

…

The girl with small breasts reacted the most intensely.

Under the mental attack of “Pervert Charisma”, her reason completely fell apart.

She was so moved by Himekoji’s perverted words she actually broke down crying, even seeming ready to marry him on the spot.

Himekoji had to repeatedly tell her—he wasn’t an adult yet, just a kid, and had no marriage plans for now. Only then did she reluctantly give up her spot, clutching his signed novel and constantly looking back as she made way for the next reader.

He hadn’t signed on her chest.

…

“What is Big Brother even doing? So embarrassing!”

Thank goodness one normal person remained in the long line.

Protected by the System, Akiko wasn’t affected by the “dumb halo”. Hooray… hooray…

…

Thanks to the System’s interference, the line at the Book Signing Event crawled even slower.

Every reader, boy or girl, seemed desperate to shake Himekoji’s hand forever or ask some bizarre request.

Requests for photos. Requests for hugs.

Sticking to his principle of “treat readers with the warmth of a spring breeze”, Himekoji refused no one!

If it was a girl, he touched without hesitation! He hugged without hesitation!

If it was a boy… well… he pretended not to hear!

Just not hearing, not refusing.

Yeah, nothing wrong with that!

…

The event had lasted over two hours, yet the line showed no sign of ending.

Himekoji, however, felt pretty much done.

His hand ached badly. His face felt stiff from constant smiling.

Ah, when would this utterly ridiculous Book Signing Event ever end?

Just as Himekoji felt this way—

“Teacher Koji, I want a kiss!”

An even bolder female fan appeared, demanding a kiss the moment she spoke!

This won’t do!

You’re disrupting the market order!

Until now, the wildest request anyone dared make was just a hug. But you charged ahead with this giant leap?

What if later everyone starts demanding kisses? Things will go crazy!

“This… isn’t appropriate.”

While signing a copy of Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai, Himekoji raised his face awkwardly.

“Eh eh eh?! Akiko?!”

He jumped in shock upon recognizing the “fan.”

“Why is it fine for others but inappropriate for me?”

Akiko crossed her arms, fuming.

She’d waited all morning in line to reach the signing table! After all that effort, her own Onii-chan wouldn’t even kiss her!

What kind of brother was he?!

“It’s inappropriate for everyone too! Wait—how did you get here?”

Himekoji couldn’t believe it—had she been tailing him? Impossible!

“Hmph! Can others come but not me?”

Just thinking about it annoyed Akiko more.

“Siblings—and couples—should be honest with each other! Yet Onii-chan hid this from me!”

“Shhh, keep your voice down…”

Himekoji shot nervous glances around—people were definitely listening!

“Siblings?”

“Couples?”

Fragments of whispers drifted to his ears.

“Now a kiss isn’t enough! Onii-chan must compensate me with a wedding!”

…

“What?! A wedding?”

A wedding—nonsense!

“Has Teacher Koji engaged already?”

No! False! Not happening!

“Is that his fiancée?”

She’s just my imouto!

“Unacceptable! Teacher Koji is mine!”

Shut up, you gay! Embarrassing! Leave the line! I refuse acknowledging gay fans like you!

…

Rumors swept through the winding queue, collapsing into total chaos.

Himekoji was terrified of his imouto.

He hastily shoved the barely-signed novel into Akiko’s hands.

“Akiko, please wait for me in the back lounge? Onii-chan is begging you! I’ll find you after the Book Signing Event!”

“Huh? Ore no Imouto ga Konna ni Kawaii Wake ga Nai?”

…