Chapter 207: Can a Pervert Become Popular?

Huh? Sign on my chest?

Himekoji froze for two seconds before confirming he hadn’t misheard.

So that meant—

They were thinking the same thing!

No need for him to ask first!

Easy win!

……

“There? That’s her chest!”

“Gah! That little witch, daring to flirt with our proper, handsome Teacher Koji!”

“Pfft, Teacher Koji is so shy. He must be terrified by that wild fan now!”

“Right, Teacher Koji would never do such perverted stuff.”

Nearby fans who’d witnessed the odd scene couldn’t help chatting.

……

Hearing this, Himekoji flushed.

Well.

Sorry, everyone.

You’ll be disappointed…

‘Cause I do this perverted stuff daily!

The shy, proper Teacher Koji you imagine…

Is fake. Gone!

……

Luckily, this time the fan herself asked for the “chest sign”—saving his image a little.

Otherwise—

“Shocking! Pervert author at book signing shamelessly demands to sign female fan’s chest!”

That headline would’ve spread everywhere!

If that horror happened, his pervert fame wouldn’t just stay at school—the whole world would know!

Could he even live anymore?

Thinking this, that bold fan felt like his savior.

If he pretended it was “a kindness he couldn’t decline,” scribbled quickly on her eye-catching chest, the System should count it.

Perfect!

……

“Ahem, this might not be appropriate…”

Himekoji faked reluctance.

While speaking, he sneaked a glance at her chest and jolted inside.

Whoa! Really eye-catching!

She looked so young, just fifteen or sixteen. How’d she grow so big?

Kids these days!

“It’s just a signature. As an author, can’t you grant this little wish? Sniffle…”

The big-boobed girl sniffled dramatically.

Oscar-level acting!

Well then, this pervert must oblige!

“Then… o-okay.”

Himekoji pretended he “couldn’t refuse,” picking up his pen.

……

“Look! He’s doing it!”

“My gosh! Was Teacher Koji secretly cool all along?”

“How else could he write such crazy books!”

Hearing the chatter, Himekoji burned with shame.

Just then—

[Ding!]

[Pervert Charisma] activated!

Ultra-rare chance when doing pervy deeds! Absolute charm boost!

The System chimed.

Pervert Charisma?

It took Himekoji long seconds to recall—a reward from outsmarting that kidnapper!

Marked “super low odds,” he’d ignored it.

Never expected it to trigger now!

……

“Teacher? It’s fine—don’t hold back! Do it!”

Seeing him frozen mid-pen, the bold fan tugged her low-cut collar, eager.

“A-alright.”

Himekoji took a deep breath.

Ignore the chest. It’s just another book for signing!

He chanted mentally.

……

“Wow! Teacher Koji is so gentle!”

Shouldn’t it be “so pervy”?

“Yeah! He agreed even to such an extreme request!”

Not extreme! Every male author would jump at this!

“Teacher Koji is so handsome!”

Okay, that one’s undeniable! Next!

“I only loved Teacher Koji’s books before… but now, I think… I like Teacher Koji himself!”

Wait! Big bro, you’re a guy! Not allowed! Not allowed!

“Ohh! Awesome! That focused and endlessly gentle gaze of Teacher Koji when signing for fans! I wanna be looked at like that by Teacher Koji too!”

…

Himekoji realized the skill “Pervert Charisma” was truly overbearing, domineering, and unreasonable.

This was way more than just a charm buff!

It probably slapped an IQ Debuff on every reader around him too!

He was just doing something perverted in front of everyone!

Signing on a female fan’s oppai… and that’s considered gentle and handsome?

Please apologize to “gentle” and “handsome” for this!

…

[Ding!]

[Quest Completed!]

[Reward: Skill “Option Immunity” Upgraded! “Absolute Option Immunity”!]

This time, even the System was surprisingly agreeable.

…

“Akito-kun, I need to look at you differently. I didn’t expect you to be this gentle sometimes.”

Alright, even Machida-san standing nearby was “hit” by it!

The female editor sent Himekoji an “appreciative” look.

Himekoji: “…”

Well then, when I stole your underwear before, why didn’t you appreciate me more, huh?!

…

“Hey! The person in front, are you done yet? You shook Teacher Koji’s hand, got his signature, so could you please move aside? There’s still a long line waiting back here!”

The large-breasted female reader who’d helped Himekoji out a great deal was soon pushed away from the signing table by the eager readers behind her.

“Teacher Koji, I want my signature here too!”

As it turned out, the next person was also a female fan!

“Y-you also want it signed on…”

Himekoji suddenly felt huge pressure.

“Mhm! Please sign right on my oppai!”

What the! Are you serious? This signing event was totally out of control!

Cancel “Pervert Charisma” for me right now!

I absolutely don’t need charm value this high!

“Teacher Koji, please!”

This female reader was a cute flat-chested girl. As she said this, she playfully stuck her tongue out at Himekoji, coquettishly.

“Hmm, well… that seems a bit difficult.”

Himekoji held his pen, glanced at her small chest, and genuinely felt stuck about where to start.

“Hmph, is Teacher Koji looking down on flat chests?”

The flat-chested female reader pouted, looking wronged.

“Not at all…”

Himekoji opened his mouth to explain, but just then—

[Ding!]

[Please Choose!]

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