Chapter 2: Nanami, Please Feel My Sexy Boobs

“Running with the wind, freedom is my direction, chasing the force of thunder and lightning…”

Wait! This shouldn’t be the time to hum little songs while running! How could I seem so happy? Geez, after just pulling such a perverted stunt, didn’t your heart feel one tiny bit of shame?

Huh, right… shame… Do I?

Seemingly… no?

Whoa, oh heavens, this is true! None! Absolutely none! Shame or anything, not at all!

Himekoji Akito placed his hand painfully into his pants, fiddling with the white beret he’d just stolen.

Soon, he grew bored of playing with it.

Thus, switching to a sorrowful expression lamenting the world, he lifted his head and sighed deeply toward the sky—

Alas, to think I could be such a pervert. Had I thrown all my morals and sense of shame to the dogs? But come on, dog food doesn’t need to be this extravagant, does it!

Even as Himekoji Akito remained immersed in his heart-wrenching self-reflection, murmurs suddenly trickled in from the people around him—

“Hey hey, look, it’s the Perverted Prince.”

“Really? To be so energetic down there so early in the morning… truly worthy of a pervert.”

…

Along with the gossip came strange, probing stares lingering on the unusually bulging front of his pants—the result of stuffing a hat there.

“He claimed it himself, didn’t he? Eighteen centimeters?”

“Eww—so gross! Who would ever just blurt out something like that?”

“Oh, he did say it—actually boasting about it~~”

“Like I said, the Perverted Prince.”

“It’s a shame about his face. Maybe only when he’s asleep and quiet could he pass for handsome?”

“No, you’re wrong! He’s a pervert even when he breathes! So really, he can only be handsome after he dies!”

…

Hearing this, Himekoji Akito stumbled and nearly tripped over his own feet.

“Hey hey, isn’t going that far a bit too cruel?”

I’m about to cry here.

Himekoji Akito inwardly grimaced, complaining gloomily.

Ah, truly, to become a pervert, one must first endure what ordinary people cannot endure, tolerate what ordinary people cannot tolerate, do what ordinary people cannot do, decide what ordinary people cannot decide, and achieve what ordinary people cannot achieve!

Exactly! Being a pervert is a career! Since I can’t resist, I can only accept—no, I must fight for it!

Long live positive self-delusion! (A nod to Ah-Q spirit).

[Ding Dong!]

Suddenly, the System’s prompt rang in his mind again.

“Done for! I pushed it too far this time…”

Himekoji Akito paled instantly at the sound.

[Recognizing the user’s high level of enlightenment, presenting today’s second task to choose!]

[A: Stop the female classmate behind you, drop your own pants, and make this request to her — “Please let me feel your sexy boobs.”]

[B: Stop the female classmate behind you, take off your own clothes, and make this request to her — “Please feel my sexy boobs.”]

[Completion reward: 20 2D Points.]

It didn’t have to mess with me like this!

It was eight twenty in the morning, peak commute time for school, and the location? Right by the school entrance!

Surrounding him were students from Toyonoshi Academy—wait, not just that! There were teachers too. Himekoji Akito even spotted Hiratsuka Shizuka-sensei eyeing him with ill intent from a distance, arms crossed.

That look, how to put it… it was like a lion gazing upon its prey, both mocking and expectant.

No, expectant? What on earth was this female teacher expecting? Huh?

[Choose now!]

The System pressed relentlessly, making his head throb painfully as if splitting open.

“Alright, alright, I got it!”

Waving his hand helplessly, Himekoji Akito declared in self-abandonment once more.

Hold on—though intensely embarrassing, a tiny spark of excitement fluttered inside him!

Himekoji Akito decided to turn around.

The moment he made to turn, he suddenly remembered something—

If he remembered the options correctly, it said “the female classmate behind” him?

Ahem, the System must have glitched this time.

How could there possibly be a female classmate behind me, Himekoji-sama, the Perverted Prince?

No exaggeration, isn’t every girl at Toyonoshi Academy taking detours the moment they see me? Hmph! My radius of three meters should be completely empty! Which means, there can’t possibly be any female classmate behind me!

That’s right, tremble before me! You sick, perverted, shameless, despicable, outdated System! Are your rotten eyes so useless they’ve caused a glitch? Break down already! Set me free!

Himekoji Akito spun around with bursting confidence.

No girl would ever dare come near him—he was one hundred percent sure of that!

This was a simultaneously tear-jerking and tragically stirring fact.

Okay, so maybe pride over such a thing would be weird, but Himekoji-kun was absolutely taking pride in it just then.

…

“Ao… Aoyama-san?”

Turning around in an instant, the expected panorama of endless avoidance and students recoiling did not appear. Walking right behind Himekoji Akito was his classmate—Aoyama Nanami—yawning, looking sleepy-eyed.

Her light brown hair tied into a neat ponytail at her nape, the face delicate, her demeanor at first glance earnest and diligent. Notably, the girl maintained excellent academic performance at the school. As a member of the students’ council, she was never late, never absent, embodying the perfect model student.

She seemed to have hurried over to school early after another shift at her part-time job.

Regardless, she had completely shattered Himekoji Akito’s pride as a pervert! What happened to my three-meter empty zone?

[Choose now!]

The System reminded him sternly; no more putting it off.

“B! I choose B!”

Amidst the confusion of the crowd, after shouting out those inexplicable words, Himekoji Akito immediately dropped his bag to the ground and began feverishly, hastily stripping out of his clothes.

“Please… please feel my sexy boobs.”

A potent mix of excitement and relief mingling intensely with the shame, Himekoji Akito’s mind at this moment was in tatters.

Why are my eyes brimming with tears? Because my love for perverted acts runs so deep…

Just moments ago, still listless from lack of sleep, Aoyama Nanami snapped into sudden, complete wakefulness upon hearing Himekoji Akito’s thunderous proclamation in the middle of the crowd.

“What a… Pervert…”

Utterly stunned, the girl’s eyes widened as she let slip a faint, hoarse whisper.

“Please, don’t just mutter your scolding at me…”

Himekoji Akito pleaded weakly.

Granted, he was indeed being incredibly perverted, but the gazes all around him were already piercing through him like thousands of cuts. If only the ‘victim’ right before him could show him a little understanding right now—how wonderful would that be?

Taking a giant step back, he was a victim too!

His shattered, trembling heart was desperate to be healed by someone’s kindness…

Even perverts can be hurt!

Hearing him, Nanami seemed to nod in agreement, and then—

Took a deep breath and shouted!

“PERVERT!!!”

“That’s not what I meant by speaking clearly!”

Nodded… Wait… Himekoji Akito hadn’t even had a second to feel happy before this second crushing blow landed.

Alright, forget that weak nonsense about “perverts can be hurt!” From this moment on, this perverted boy shall remain unharmed!

Himekoji Akito made a determined decision.

“Well now, Himekoji-kun, I believe you need to come to the office for some tea with me.”

Having satisfied herself with the spectacle, Hiratsuka Sensei strode forward with brisk, heroic steps. Smiling, she reached out and grabbed Himekoji Akito fiercely by the nape of his neck, announcing as she moved.

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【Make a choice!】

【A: Save】

【B: Save + Recommend】