Chapter 184: Drunk! Drunk!

[Pervert or Die!]

All right, all right! You’re so tough, you get to decide!

So you want me to be lewd? Want explicit? Want perverted?

Fine!

Himekoji went all out!

He closed his eyes tightly and spoke out loud!

“Aoyama, your breasts are so big and white and pretty, I really want to lick… lick them!”

Is… is that okay?

Lewd enough! Explicit enough! Perverted enough!

[Ding!]

[Quest Completed!]

[Got skill reward—”Clothing Explosion”!]

[“Clothing Explosion”: After bursting like fireworks, completely naked, all attributes boosted 500%! After Clothing Explosion, no one can beat you!]

The moment he heard that ding, somehow, Himekoji felt no joy or sorrow in his heart. He did not care about any skills or rewards.

He just opened his eyes, then closed them calmly again, quietly waiting for Nanami to deal with him in her anger.

I admit I’m wrong! It’s my fault! Hit me or scold me, whatever you want! I… I won’t fight back!

Himekoji made a sad and brave decision.

Tak tak tak.

Footsteps came near from far away.

Though he faced the other way, though his eyes were shut, still, a picture of the girl walking toward him naked rushed into his head without permission.

His heart beat so fast!

“Turn around.”

Nanami gave the order, her voice as calm as if her anger had faded away.

Tu… turn around?

“Is it really okay?”

His heart beat even faster!

Himekoji gulped down some spit dryly and asked the girl to confirm, unsure.

“I said, turn around.”

It was not his imagination, it was for real!

Though he could not believe it, Himekoji was stiff and slowly turned his body, doing as told.

What did Nanami want to do?

Surely not…

“I did not tell you to open your eyes yet!”

Nanami in front of him had both hands covering her private spots tightly. Except for her pale skin and slim figure, he saw nothing else.

“Oh, oh oh oh!”

Himekoji quickly shut his eyes again in a panic.

“You… won’t scold me?”

Was she giving up on him for good? Letting him go?

“Why scold? I think girls shouldn’t yell and swear easily. It makes them seem uncivilized.”

So that was it!

She really was well-mannered and high-class Nanami! She even forgave him after he said such perverted and dirty things.

It moved him so much, he almost cried!

“You’re right!”

Himekoji agreed right away.

However, he agreed too soon.

Because Nanami’s words were only half done!

After a small pause, the second half came out coldly from the girl—

“It’s better to slap someone, so they learn what power means!”

Right after her words, swish! A sound cut through the air.

A sharp wind blew past Himekoji’s cheek.

The turn in her words was too strong, and that sudden attack made him react without thinking. Without meaning to, Himekoji was so shocked he snapped his eyes open.

What he saw were two uncovered, bouncy little bunnies, full of life and youth!

The hand that Nanami used to slap him was the one she had used to cover her chest!

“Ah! Ah ah ah!”

Himekoji yelled in fright.

This time, even if he refused to admit it and said he saw nothing, Nanami wouldn’t believe him!

He saw the bouncing breasts right close up, from her swinging her arm…

“I told you not to open your eyes!”

The girl was furious and embarrassed. Her face turned as red as blood in an instant.

She had to block it fast!

That was the only thought in her head.

But she could not pull back the hand she used to slap Himekoji. If she did not land that slap and did not teach that pervert about her strength, Nanami would boil over with rage and die.

So, in her fury, without thinking, she did something foolish—she tried to plug one hole by opening another.

The hand she used to cover her lower body was quickly sent up above.

As Nanami moved like that, Himekoji’s gaze dropped straight down.

It was all without meaning!

“Ah! Ah ah ah ah!”

Then, Himekoji screamed a second time.

He saw Nanami completely!

Both top and bottom!

Compared to Mashiro, they each had their charms!

Meanwhile, Himekoji didn’t even need to face the full force of Nanami’s furious strike.

This was a huge loss!

She’d paid a steep price to mount the attack, yet Himekoji easily lifted his hand and blocked it.

“Aaaaaah!”

He’d seen everything, but he wouldn’t even let her land a slap!

Nanami was going crazy!

“I’ll fight you to the death!”

“Before you fight to the death, please put some clothes on!”

Fighting naked was asking for calamity!

“Can’t care about that now, I’ll chop you dead!” Nanami predictably burst out in Kansai dialect at a time like this.

Bursting out in Kansai dialect didn’t help either!

“Put your clothes on! Quickly! What if someone else sees?”

“You’ve already seen everything anyway!”

Crap, had she really just given up?

No, this was way too weird!

Nanami seemed drunk! No, she must be drunk! Himekoji noticed the girl’s flushed cheeks and glazed eyes.

Anyway—

“Hurry and stop! I meant being seen by someone else!”

Sure, he’d said he wouldn’t fight back or argue back before, but he never imagined it would turn into some naked hand-to-hand combat!

The girl’s punches were feather-light, probably because she was drunk, hitting him like tickles.

“Who else is here?”

“What if Shiina comes back!”

“What would happen?”

“Well, of course… huh?!” Himekoji stopped halfway through answering, suddenly realizing something was wrong.

That last question didn’t come from the naked, drunk, troublemaking Classmate Aoyama in front of him.

The familiar voice came from behind Himekoji.

No way?

Speak of Shiina and Shiina appears?

Himekoji stiffly turned his head. Standing quietly in the entryway was Mashiro.

Reality was just this coincidental and awkward!

“What would happen?” the girl asked again, her dignified face utterly expressionless, her eyes faintly hinting at curiosity.

“Nothing would happen!” He decided to try that answer for now.

“Oh.” Then Mashiro accepted it… “H-how are you back so quickly?”

Even if the other person showed no reaction, having such an intense scene witnessed by someone else made Himekoji feel incredibly awkward, prompting him to quickly change the subject.

“Fast? It’s been over an hour.”

Over an hour?

Ah, he’d almost forgotten – on his way back earlier, the whole battle of wits with the police had eaten up most of the day.

…

Of course, there was someone even more embarrassed than Himekoji!

Aoyama Nanami.

Even though her head was spinning from drunkenness, leading her to do loads of outrageous things she’d never normally do, some basic sense of shame remained.

Mashiro had seen her! Fighting Himekoji up close and personal, completely naked!

She was dying of embarrassment!

No, she had to think of something, fast!

Oh! Got it!

Remembering something, Nanami suddenly produced the bottle of Kuchikamizake she’d already drunk a portion of. Tipping her head back, she boldly chugged down the remaining half of the bottle, gulping loudly!

Drunkenness! More drunkenness! Drunk, she could escape it all!

Luckily, the System-made Kuchikamizake had a strong delayed effect. Soon enough, this escapist achieved her wish, passed out drunk. Her bare body went limp like mud and collapsed straight onto Himekoji.

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