Chapter 131: The Man Who Can Make Women Climax Just by Singing

Damn, why were there so many Danmaku like “Gokuraku Jodo,” “Gili Gili Love,” “Croatian Rhapsody,” “Might as a Ruler,” and “The Disappearance of Hatsune Miku,” and such?

Don’t just say things that can’t be done!

Himekoji didn’t know any of those songs above!

Also, he wouldn’t risk trying songs he wasn’t sure about!

If he failed, he might end up as a “hiccup king,” darn it!

That’s right— when Himekoji said he would “glance at Danmaku,” he was just picking out the wrong choices.

The guys on Danmaku loved causing trouble, and the harder the task, the more they cheered and clapped happily.

After all, even if the mission failed and someone got punished, it wasn’t them— it was Himekoji!

So, you couldn’t listen to the guys’ advice, not even a bit!

After tossing out the terrible ideas that popped up in Danmaku, Himekoji thought it over quickly and made his own choice.

He didn’t understand a thing about waving a conductor’s baton to direct a performance.

Really, he was only good at waving a green onion.

He remembered back in middle school, for a class event where everyone had to put on a show, he panicked and pulled out “The Onion Tossing Song”…

So, he decided to go with “The Onion Tossing Song”!

Himekoji made extra sure that the song wasn’t in Danmaku!

Safe!

…

Himekoji had no experience with conducting, and time was tight, so he grabbed the baton and used it like a green onion, flailing it wildly without another thought.

“Ara chacha ya bibbi la bibi,

Labari bon biun bon lian n bon bo,

Wa ba li ba ba ba li ba li,

Ba li bilibili bili su dian dian bon bo…”

He tried hard to remember the tune in his head, and good thing he had a great memory— he almost got the whole thing down perfectly.

Wow, his brain was really amazing.

Even if he wasn’t a pervert, he could do great things in other fields, couldn’t he?

Of course, it was no surprise— he was Himekoji, after all!

Hey, this was getting off track, back to the point—

Now, Himekoji’s challenge was how to show this song clearly with just one baton.

Random flailing wouldn’t work at all.

All the girls’ hiccups jumbled together, sounding really messy and nothing like a proper performance.

It was more likely he’d get beaten up.

Because Yukinoshita was glaring at Himekoji angrily…

Oh, she hadn’t connected the hiccups to him yet, but just Himekoji standing brazenly in front of the Classroom, waving a baton at them like some hotshot, had already riled up proud Yukinoshita.

If it weren’t for her hiccups messing with her movements— they were so strong they made her whole body shake— Yukinoshita Yukino would’ve charged at Himekoji and finished him off right then.

…

[Ding!]

[Friendly tip, keywords: merge both sticks, be focused and absorbed.]

Huh? The System was being nice to him now?

Was the sun rising from the west?

But wait!

He got “be focused and absorbed”— that made sense— but what was this “merge both sticks” stuff?

Both sticks?

No way! It had nothing to do with his own little “stick” down below, did it?!

[Countdown: three minutes and three seconds left!]

Crap, Himekoji peeked at the time and got a little nervous.

Just playing “The Onion Tossing Song” from start to finish would take at least two minutes, and with barely three minutes on the clock, there was almost no room for error.

Since that was the case—

Fine, merge both sticks then!

Himekoji decided to go for broke— no choice but to try this desperate measure.

First, he got ready by turning on his phone’s recording feature… you know, for that sort of thing~

Then—

He took a deep breath, sucked in his stomach, puffed out his chest, and raised the baton to his chest with his right hand.

His left hand dipped into his pocket to hold his own little “conductor’s baton” down below.

At the same time, he started!

Focused, absorbed, immersed— both hands moving together— Himekoji forced himself to do it, he had to!

And he did it—

The big baton waved freely, lifting up or pushing down, fast or even faster, sometimes like raging waves, other times like a rainbow streak.

The little baton moved skillfully within its small space, dancing with its chains, twisting and turning easily.

All the different hiccups in the Classroom rose and fell in rhythm, matching the dance of the big and little sticks.

“Hic-! Hic-! Hic! Hic~hichichihihic! Hic…”

The beat was so strong that when it was Yuigahama’s turn, even her chest-bouncing seemed to keep time.

But Himekoji didn’t have time to enjoy any of it.

Just as he’d told himself earlier, now he was absorbed, focused, and totally immersed!

At least for that moment, the hiccups… no, the music was his whole world!

Compared to music, everyday life seemed pale and weak; not even an earthquake, storm, or tsunami could shake his soul flying free in the melody.

Himekoji swung the big stick, and the hiccups grew sweeter and louder; Himekoji lifted the “little stick,” and the hiccups rolled and flowed, going up and down.

All three hiccuping girls, forced to go along with Himekoji’s conducting, were stunned and dazed, feeling totally shaken.

Even covering their mouths didn’t work; their bodies wouldn’t obey, letting out endless hiccups through gaps in fingers and lips— they couldn’t stop or hold back.

In just a moment, the “musicians” who didn’t know what was going on but were part of the play spotted something fishy.

Hey hey, this was no ordinary case of hiccups?

Just listen, just listen— this rhythm, this melody— if you called it a group performance, no one would doubt it!

No, this was definitely a group performance!

Sure, it was crazy and absurd, and a million times unbelievable.

But the most unbelievable part was—

This “hiccup orchestra” even had its own conductor?

Although, that conductor would soon be a dead man.

Yukinoshita held back her anger, just waiting for this annoying “hiccup wave” to end.

As soon as she could move, she’d end that pervert’s life, and be the first one to do it!

…

[Ding!]

[Mission complete!]

[Skill reward earned: Musical Genius!]

[Skill effect: Soul singer! Perfect pitch! Gold-level composer! Master of all instruments! Charm +3, Poise +3, Stage control MAX! From now on, you’re a man who can make all women climax just by holding a microphone. Yes, you have been upgraded!]

[Ding!]

[Skill learned!]

[Groin Baton: You’re a natural conductor! Strong-willed and uniquely talented!]

Whoa! That first skill was awesome!

Darn, the second one was amazing too!

Himekoji was happily checking out his new skills, grinning away, but the System alert wasn’t done—

[Ding!]

[“Genius Hiccup Girls” skill has expired!]

Huh, exp-expired?!

The temperature in the Service Club dropped suddenly.

Himekoji shivered from the cold, snapped back to reality, and ran for it!

Shoot, surviving was the main goal now!

After doing something this stupid, every second he lived was a gift!

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