Chapter 106: Assault in the Nurse’s Office After School?!

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[You chose A!]

[Will now randomly select one person from the “Five Shadows” to trigger the option–]

[Random selection complete!]

[Option activating–]

[The option concerning “Hayama” has been overridden.]

[We wish you a pleasant experience!]

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Wait! What was the random selection result?

Tell me, darn it!

Also, the “Hayama” option got overridden and that’s just fine?

How was it even resolved?

Could it be… from falling for him to having fallen for him?

Crap, “having fallen for” is still disgusting!

Himekoji Akito mentally “blah blah blah”-ed a whole bunch of complaints at the System, but the System didn’t reply with a single peep. It seemed determined to ignore Akito.

“Damn, would it kill you to just tell me straight? Pah!”

Akito was pissed.

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Just as Akito was alone grumbling in a sulk, Takanashi Rikka finally came to her senses from the state of pain-induced delirium.

The little chuunibyou shook her head groggily as she got out of bed, shuffled over to Akito’s side with teary eyes–

“Akito, Akito, your body has a problem, a big problem! The Demon King’s curse is too terrifying! I need the power of my Evil Eye of the Wicked Lord, so… please let’s swap bodies back…”

“We can’t swap back until tomorrow.”

Akito rolled his eyes and answered irritably.

Seriously, if he could swap back, he would have done it already! Did he need Rikka to tell him?

“No! We… can swap! We just need to perform the ritual from before again!”

As she spoke, perhaps recalling the shame and awkwardness of that pose from last time, Rikka’s face suddenly turned bright red.

“Again? Again your head!”

That was a ridiculously expensive thing requiring 2000 2D points! Did she really think just striking a pose and shouting a chant would do it?

“We can! We really can! Akito, do you want to keep my body and not give it back?”

Rikka suddenly got anxious, puffing out her cheeks angrily.

She truly had enough. Himekoji’s body was far too dangerous for her, hurting like hell at the drop of a hat.

So, Rikka couldn’t take it anymore!

“Get it straight! Keep your body? Is it worth the trouble?”

That was a blatant lie!

Akito was indignant. According to Rikka, was his handsome, manly physique somehow inferior to this one-and-a-half meter midget?

What a joke! A huge joke!

“Then let’s perform the ritual!”

“It won’t work.”

“I don’t care!”

Rikka couldn’t be bothered to argue anymore. As soon as the words left her mouth, she pounced, instantly tackling Akito to the ground.

“Hey hey hey, what are you doing?”

The one-and-a-half meter tall Akito struggled! His small limbs flailed desperately…

Yet, unfortunately, he was no match for Takanashi now that they had swapped bodies. She had him neatly subdued in no time.

“Now, now~ Be good…”

Now? Be good?

Crap, can you believe this? Can you believe what this little chuunibyou was saying? How inflated was her ego?!

Just because she got stronger after swapping bodies and now she was acting all rebellious?

It pissed Akito off!

However, the little chuunibyou’s next move suddenly made Akito go from angry to terrified…

Rikka was… Rikka was… Rikka was…

Actually sliding her hand inside Akito’s clothes and starting to fumble wildly!

Wait! This wasn’t performing the ritual at all! This was indecent assault!

“Rikka! What are you doing? Stop it!”

What the hell? Wrong script!

“A-Akito… i-it’s the Evil Eye of the Wicked Lord making me do this… I… I can’t control myself!”

Rikka panted heavily, lying atop Akito, both hands inside his clothes, groping about wildly.

[Pleasure Enhanced!]

The moment the System prompt sounded, it felt like a massive surge of electricity erupted across Akito’s body, wildly racing through every limb and nerve!

Tingly, numb, itchy, and burning!

Akito’s legs involuntarily clamped together—

Crap, so this is what being a woman feels like… feels…

Feel my head! Yeah!

Damn, Akito nearly succumbed. Fortunately, his willpower was tough enough to barely hold onto his senses at the last moment.

“Rikka! Do you even know what you’re doing?”

Akito glared, resisting the invasion with all his might, but his body felt weak and limp, utterly devoid of strength.

“A-Akito, s-submit… submit to the will of the Evil Eye of the Wicked Lord…”

No matter how much Akito struggled without pause, Rikka showed no sign of stopping. On the contrary, she became even more brazen.

Mere conquest above the waist could no longer satisfy her. Rikka shifted her focus of attack towards Akito’s lower body.

A pair of warm, strong hands reached relentlessly beneath Akito’s skirt.

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Wait! Could it be?

Akito suddenly realized something.

Make one of the “Five Shadows” fall for you…

Crap, that random selection just now… it couldn’t have drawn himself, could it? Drawn the “Himekoji” option?

Yep, if that was the case, it perfectly explained Takanashi Rikka’s bizarre behavior.

Because the System’s judgment of the word “you” in the option was based on the swapped state!

Meaning the net result was—

Himekoji Akito… falling for Takanashi Rikka…

Damn, “fall for” her, indeed—literally trying to fall onto her right now!

“Option Rollback!”

Akito mentally screamed in desperation!

Dmn it, rollback now or it’s all over!

Assault in the nurse’s office after school?

And the door wasn’t even closed! Disaster was imminent!

[Respected user, mere compromising photographs (nude♂) are no longer sufficient to apply for a loan of this magnitude. Next, you will need to…]

“I agree! I agree to everything! Just hurry up! Quickly!”

[Respected user, your decisiveness is admired. Received!]

[Congratulations, Option Rollback successful!]

[Please choose!]

[A: Make one of the “Five Shadows”…]

“AAA!”

[You chose A!]

[Will now randomly select one person from the “Five Shadows” to trigger the option–]

[Random selection complete!]

[Option activating–]

[The option concerning “Himekoji” has been overridden.]

[We wish you a pleasant experience!]

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Pleasant your head!

Damn, last time it also said it wished me a pleasant experience! Look how that turned out!

Akito curled his lip hatefully, thoroughly displeased.

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Right, so who got chosen this time?

It couldn’t be him again, could it?

Akito thought this to himself, then instinctively glanced down at Rikka.

Rikka’s head was currently buried beneath his skirt, but her hands seemed to have stopped moving…

Thank heavens, the override was successful!

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“A-Akito? Wha… what are you doing?”

Just as Akito breathed a sigh of relief, an incredulous cry of shock suddenly came from outside the door.