Chapter 101: Who Would Do Such a Perverted Thing?!

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Pulling… Dragging… Yanking… Pushing…

Nothing worked! Absolutely nothing!

Himekoji tried every method he could think of, but he couldn’t move Takanashi Rikka’s body, swapped into his, lying unconscious on the floor.

Seriously, this little body’s arms and legs were way too weak!

Himekoji sat down on a chair, sweating buckets and huffing and puffing.

Maybe… just leave Rikka here?

Find him later after the exam. With Himekoji usually handing in his paper in half an hour, it shouldn’t be a big problem.

Once he thought that, it seemed perfectly doable.

This classroom was an empty one specially borrowed from Hiratsuka-sensei for tutoring sessions. Hardly anyone ever came here.

Yeah, decided then! Let Takanashi lie here and fend for himself!

Himekoji immediately stopped worrying about it. He stood up, puffing out his chest proudly.

Off he went, marching towards the exam hall!

What came next—

Would be a massacre!

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No surprises.

First-year high school math problems were all weaklings to Himekoji, seriously lame.

Since he had to wait half an hour to hand in the paper, a bored Himekoji was forced to fiddle with his phone for twenty minutes.

He played a little cat-and-mouse game with the invigilator while doing it, and miraculously didn’t get caught.

When he handed in his paper early, the other four retaking students looked at him with this sad, farewell kind of look, like they felt sorry for him like seeing a comrade fall.

That’s when Himekoji realized, counting Rikka, there were only five students who’d failed the math test.

So, didn’t that mean Takanashi Rikka was basically one of the “Four Heavenly Kings” of the high school flunky world?

Well, it matched her “Evil Eye of the Wicked Lord” title kind of fittingly.

Himekoji was amusing himself with these random thoughts when suddenly— Ding!

【Congratulations! Quest Completed!】

【Help Takanashi Rikka pass the exam smoothly.】

【Rewards will be distributed immediately—】

【Ding!】

【Junior Brother Upgrade Program Activated!】

Crap! It scared Himekoji half to death.

The exam just ended! How could the judgment be so fast?!

The papers hadn’t even been graded by the teacher yet, for crying out loud!

【Repeat! Repeat! Junior Brother Upgrade Program Activated! User must ensure Junior Brother remains in an erect state at ALL times during the upgrade!】

Wait! Cancel it! Cancel!

Can’t I just decline the reward?!

A “Junior Brother” upgrade?! That sounds terrifying!

And “remain in an erect state at ALL times”… How the heck is that even possible?!

His Junior Brother was currently still on Rikka!

【Junior Brother Upgrade in Progress—】

Enough! Stop it already!

【Sensation Synchronization Activated!】

Activate nothing!

【Warning! Warning! Detected that the Junior Brother designated for upgrade is NOT erect—】

【If an erect state is not achieved within ten minutes, the upgrade will be deemed a failure.】

Huh? Failure?

Then just fail, please!

Himekoji wanted exactly that.

【Should the upgrade fail, regrettably, your Junior Brother will be permanently decommissioned.】

…What?

One second of silence… two seconds… three seconds…

Then—

“$%@! &?@!”

Himekoji took off running!

His mind was a tangled mess.

What idiotic, messed-up setting was this?!

【Ten-minute countdown begins—】

Crap, ten minutes! I gotta make it!

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Himekoji made it back to the classroom where Rikka’s body lay in just four minutes.

Proof that human potential truly has no limits!

Even with Rikka’s short little five-foot legs, Himekoji managed to set a pace close to a sprinter.

“Ma-made it!”

He gasped for breath.

Thankfully, Takanashi Rikka was still there, lying stiff and motionless, like a corpse.

Himekoji’s biggest fear hadn’t come true— like coming back only to find Rikka had disappeared.

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【Erection countdown: Six minutes!】

Holy fudge, what a headache!

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“Hold on,” Himekoji suddenly realized something was off and snapped at the System.

“Why don’t you just… make it get hard then? Isn’t that exactly how you always mess with me?!”

Sorry! After swapping bodies, your precious little brother had slipped out of my grasp.

Additionally, erection countdown: five minutes!

Damn, after just saying a few words, another minute was already gone?

“Darn it, how am I supposed to make it erect?”

“You know→_→”

Don’t give me that squint! I don’t know!

Probably because girls had thinner skin, after swapping bodies, Himekoji’s face blushed too easily.

Right now, it was bright red, almost dripping blood.

“No, you definitely know. You’re the expert at this. You’ve been hooked on it for over ten years. Even calling you the grandmaster of the rub way wouldn’t be far off→_→”

Darn it, Himekoji’s face turned even redder, almost wanting to die.

“Hey hey hey! This is about personal privacy! Can’t you say this stuff in secret? All these readers are watching now!”

Himekoji got super mad, his face all flushed.

“And where did you get ‘over ten years’ from? Are you saying I started… doing that thing since I was in the womb?”

“Including your past life.”

“Screw you!”

Himekoji had no comeback left and just started shouting curses.

“Countdown: three minutes!”

Crap, time was running out!

Himekoji frowned in panic. If he didn’t act soon, his little brother would totally stop working!

But… but… but!

How could he even do it?

Help Takanashi Rikka jerk it?

Oh my god, this plot was too twisted! Too messed up!

If he really did that, he would totally scare away all the readers.

Even though he had rubbed that thing countless times before, knew it inside out, and it wasn’t new to him…

But hey but, now it was on someone else!

Him, a guy turned into a girl, helping another person jerk it—making him do something like that was worse than death!

“Countdown: two minutes!”

Ah… ah, wait! Let me think it over…

“Countdown: one minute!”

Fine, you win, I’ll do it, okay?

Himekoji ground his teeth and rolled up his sleeves.

By the way, Rikka was still out cold, which was the one lucky thing in a bad situation.

Himekoji crouched down and was about to undo Takanashi’s belt to do the dirty deed—

From the corner of the classroom, a lifesaving object suddenly caught his eye.

It was a fancy, delicate, unreasonably cool-looking, dark gothic-style automatic umbrella.

Hold on, could that be…

Takanashi Rikka’s weapon?

The Black Sekkusu Origin Mark II?

One that had “Sensation Synchronization” with Himekoji’s little brother—

A sacred artifact?!