Chapter 59: Man and Male Dog

The two men talked more and more intimately. It looked like they were ready to cut a rooster’s head and burn yellow paper to become sworn brothers. Wu Liniang couldn’t stand it anymore and couldn’t help but cough softly. The two men only then snapped out of it.

Wen Jun was a few years older than Young Master Ye and also served as an official in Linyu County. He immediately took on the role of host. “I never expected to meet Young Master Ye here. We’ve hit it off like old friends. I was lucky enough to have received much care from Old General Ye back in the day. Now that the chance has come, I’ll treat you to some drinks. We won’t leave until we’re drunk!”

Wen Jun spoke with great enthusiasm, but Young Master Ye hesitated. He glanced around, paid no attention to Wu Liniang‘s hopeful face, and also ignored Qin Wan’er’s stunning beauty. Cupping his hands toward Wen Jun, he said, “Thank you for your kindness, General. However, this humble one did not come here for pleasure, but to look for someone.”

Wen Jun was taken aback. Searching for someone in a pleasure house naturally meant looking for a girl. But if he was looking for a girl yet not for pleasure… Wen Jun began to let his thoughts run wild. The more he thought, the more excited he became. But before he could speak, Young Master Ye had already turned and asked Wu Liniang, “Where is Liu Xiaoqi?”

Everyone present was stunned. Wu Liniang hadn’t expected that in just a few days, Young Master Ye had formed such a deep bond with Liu Xiaoqi. Wen Jun was also puzzled. Looking for a man in a pleasure house—what kind of quirk was that? It was different from his own tastes!

Among the three, Qin Wan’er was the most shocked. She hadn’t imagined that Liu Liwa had managed to connect with the son of a vice minister in such a short time. No wonder he kept encouraging her not to give up hope. Oh, she had been too impatient and had offered herself too soon.

“I’m here, I’m here!” Liu Liwa seized the moment and scurried out. Young Master Ye smiled as soon as he saw him. It seemed the ‘Hero’ mission was progressing smoothly. However, when Wen Jun saw that Liu Liwa was dressed as a lowly servant, his expression immediately turned cold and stern. He completely ignored Liu Liwa. Of course, Liu Liwa also had no interest in a super-perverted neat freak like Wen Jun who wouldn’t even step where others had walked.

As soon as Young Master Ye saw him, he wanted to discuss the progress of the ‘Hero’ plan. However, Wen Jun did not seem to want the son of his former commander to associate with a mere servant or brothel steward. Before Young Master Ye could speak, Wen Jun cut in, “Madam, have the wine and dishes been prepared?”

Wu Liniang quickly nodded in agreement. She seemed to have picked up on the situation. Wen Jun stepped forward, trying to separate Liu Liwa and Young Master Ye. Seeing this, Liu Liwa voluntarily jumped three meters away. The more obsessive one was about cleanliness, the more likely they had not only mental issues but also possibly hidden major illnesses. Wen Jun was slightly taken aback but did not pay attention to his reaction. He simply assumed that Liu Liwa had been frightened by his imposing aura. Turning back with a smile, he said to Young Master Ye, “Young Master Ye, you and I got along like old friends from the start. Come with me and let’s have a hearty drink. Surely you’d also like to hear about Old General Ye’s heroic deeds on the battlefield back in the day?”

Even Old General Ye was brought into this. Young Master Ye dared not refuse again. After all, the glorious achievements of one’s ancestors were written into the family records for descendants to learn from and revere, almost like a family creed. How could he dare to ignore it?

Young Master Ye did not show the slightest impatience and quickly agreed, “Since that’s the case, thank you for your hospitality, General. However, I still have a word to say to Liu Xiaoqi. Could you please wait a moment?”

Since Young Master Ye had agreed, Wen Jun did not try to stop him further. Liu Liwa was pulled aside by Young Master Ye, who excitedly whispered in his ear, “Brother Xiaoqi, you truly are an exceptional person! Your tactic of ‘the hero always being nearby’ really works. Third Miss Zhao has changed her opinion of me a lot!”

Liu Liwa had already guessed it but still found it hard to believe. Could it really have an effect so quickly? And last night, he hadn’t really explained anything specific. He had only mentioned that the hero in a woman’s heart is someone who lends a hand when she falls, stands up for her when she’s bullied, comforts her when she’s sad, pays the bill when it’s time to settle up, gives warm kisses when she’s lonely, provides a ‘divine weapon’ when she feels empty, can host her when her ‘Auntie’ visits, and even make soup when she’s lactating…

Looking at him now, so elated, had he actually helped Third Miss Zhao host her ‘Auntie’ and made soup for lactation?

Ignoring Liu Liwa’s reaction, Young Master Ye continued on his own, “Last night, I hurried to the Zhao Family in the next county and happened to run into Third Miss Zhao. I didn’t know what was going on, but she was being chased by a large yellow dog with no way to escape. This was clearly when she needed a hero’s protection. So without a second thought, I immediately…”

“What did you do?” Liu Liwa was eager to know—did he fight the dog and win or lose? Was he truly not as good as the dog, or was the dog stronger, or did they tie—meaning he was equal to the dog!

A smug smile appeared on Young Master Ye’s face. “I made a quick decision: I found a female dog and immediately resolved Third Miss Zhao’s crisis!”

Liu Liwa swallowed hard and slowly gave a thumbs-up. He really had to hand it to him—in that critical moment, he could tell that the dog chasing Third Miss Zhao was male. Even more impressive was his ability to find a female dog in such a short time. Or perhaps… that male dog had been released by him in the first place. Looking at how pleased he seemed, it was quite possible. But this ultimate secret—he’d never tell even if beaten to death.

Also, why would a male dog inexplicably chase Third Miss Zhao? Could it be attracted by her unique ‘body scent’? So Young Master Ye actually had something in common with the dog after all!

Liu Liwa didn’t want to belittle him. He felt this ‘second-generation’ guy had been decent to him, but honestly, he couldn’t find anything praiseworthy.

Young Master Ye chuckled. “After successfully rescuing Third Miss Zhao from the dog’s pursuit, she was extremely grateful and repeatedly praised my cleverness. In any case, the first step was a success. I came here to ask you: what should the next step be? Just using two dogs is definitely not enough to win Third Miss Zhao’s heart. Do you have any more impressive moves?”

Liu Liwa wasn’t in the mood to help him chase girls. His own girl was right there, about to go drink with another man, and they weren’t planning to stop until they were drunk. When men drink at a tavern, they stop when drunk; but when men drink at a pleasure house, they don’t go home even when drunk.

He had a plan in mind. The most important thing right now was to pull Qin Wan’er away from this place to put it into action. All of this depended on the Young Master Ye before him. He mysteriously pulled Young Master Ye closer and whispered, “This is only the first step of success, proving that our method works. But it has only made Third Miss Zhao change her opinion of you. Next, we need to be careful and try to make her fall for you all at once. So I need to plan this well, and I also need a girl to rehearse with me to ensure everything goes smoothly. And this girl can’t be an ordinary commoner. It would be best if she resembled Third Miss Zhao in appearance and demeanor, to make it more realistic.”

Young Master Ye nodded, feeling that Liu Liwa made sense. But Third Miss Zhao was like a goddess in his heart—how could any other woman compare? Young Master Ye accidentally looked up and saw the stunningly beautiful Qin Wan’er. However, in his eyes, she was still far inferior to Third Miss Zhao, especially in ‘scent.’ But she would do for now. Young Master Ye asked quietly, “What about the girl here?”

Liu Liwa replied calmly, “She’ll do. But it would be best if she cooperates fully and agrees to all my requests. That way, the effect will be even better!”