Chapter 289: The Force of Boob Gravity

[“That’s totally fine, bro.”]

…Totally fine?

Why did saying it like that make it sound less reassuring?

[Ding!]

[Image Generated!]

As if to dispel Himekoji’s doubts, the System lowered itself again, acting as his eyes.

The scene inside the hospital room appeared directly in Himekoji’s mind, like suddenly gaining a god’s-eye view. Himekoji immediately looked towards the hospital bed—

Handsome!

He couldn’t help but inwardly marvel.

Even though he’d seen that face countless times in the mirror.

Sometimes Himekoji really envied others; they could admire this uniquely handsome face without needing a mirror.

Honestly, was it really wrong for someone so good-looking to be a little perverted?

Being this handsome, being a bit perverted was just normal!

Lost in the depths of his own handsomeness, it took Himekoji quite a while to suddenly remember why the System had lent him these ‘eyes’ in the first place.

It wasn’t meant for narcissism!

Gritting his teeth, he summoned immense willpower and finally managed to tear his gaze away, looking to the side instead.

“Hiss— So big!”

And no bra!

The artwork that entered his vision immediately made Himekoji suck in a sharp breath.

Well done, Yukinoshita! You bought Yuigahama’s bra a size too small on purpose, didn’t you!

No, several sizes too small!

“What’s so big?” Yuigahama asked, confused.

“Milk… Apple! Yeah, the apple!”

Himekoji inwardly groaned. That was close.

“It’s big? I can cut it smaller,” Yuigahama offered.

“No need! Big is good! I like big ones!”

“Mhm.”

Yuigahama obediently put down the fruit knife. Her slender fingers picked up another piece of the fruit again, the biggest one, and held it to Himekoji’s lips.

“Come on, open up~~”

“Aah—”

Himekoji obediently complied.

He suddenly felt that trying out this kind of life – having clothes handed to him and food brought to his mouth – might be pretty nice once in a while.

No, why just once in a while?

Might as well live like this forever! Being waited on didn’t seem bad at all!

As this inexplicable thought flashed through his mind, Himekoji finally remembered what he was supposed to be doing—

The System gave him a “mental image” not so he could look at breasts!

[“No, that’s exactly what it’s for.”]

[“Staring at boobs is essential training for a Pervert. You can’t skip it!”]

Well, thanks ever so much…

Himekoji couldn’t be bothered to argue with the System. Summoning his immense willpower once more, he tried to tear his gaze away from where it felt practically glued to Yuigahama’s chest.

He succeeded!

His gaze shifted from the left breast to the right breast!

And then, Himekoji the Lv10 Appraiser immediately spotted something incredible—

Good heavens! Yuigahama’s two breasts were perfectly symmetrical!

Perfect!

Truly an artwork-level chest!

As a seasoned Pervert who had seen many breasts, Himekoji knew just how rare this was.

After all, the human heart sits slightly towards the left chest. This meant blood circulation was usually better on the left side, making the left breast larger than the right one for many women.

And the larger the chest, the more obvious this difference tended to be.

Since becoming a Pervert… no, wait, since being born!

He had only ever seen two pairs that could be called perfectly symmetrical—

One belonged to Yukinoshita, the queen of the Wall Law, and the other was the miraculous artistry right before his eyes: Yuigahama!

What more could he possibly ask for from life, having seen these?

…

Wait, now was definitely not the time for boob appreciation!

Relying once more on his immense willpower, Himekoji struggled himself back to clarity.

He’d almost forgotten! The System generated this view so he could investigate the truth!

To find out why—

After only licking Yuigahama’s fingers twice, he’d somehow gathered four distinct flavors!

He was an investigator now! He couldn’t forget the investigator’s mission!

Eyes! Get AWAY from Yuigahama’s chest!

Roaring inwardly, Himekoji summoned every ounce of his strength, sweating bullets.

Yet, he discovered with horror that an immense force seemed to pull his gaze back directly to her breasts, making it impossible to look away.

Damn it, it was the Force of Boob Gravity!

Newton’s Law of Universal Gravitation of the Boobs lived up to its name!

Truly a masterpiece!

But he would not yield!

Just as Himekoji was gritting his teeth and struggling desperately, he suddenly heard an extremely faint slurp sound.

Huh?

Like lightning, a thought flashed through his mind.

Could it be…?

In that instant, curiosity surged to the forefront.

The “Curiosity Killed the Breasts” Law took effect. In that brief moment, Himekoji wrenched his vision free from the Force of Boob Gravity.

Eyes slowly moved upwards…

Slurp, slurp, slurp.

Slurp~

Himekoji finally saw the truth!

It turned out—

After Yuigahama fed the apple to Himekoji, she casually picked up two pieces and threw them into her mouth.

Of course, this wasn’t the main point. The main point was!

After finishing the fruit, she actually licked her fingers…

So, when did you get this habit?!

He never noticed it before!

Plus, Yuigahama’s face was super red, even redder than an apple!

He got it!

Himekoji suddenly realized—

You, Yuigahama!

You are an apple too, aren’t you! You apple spirit!

…

“How was the taste? Was it good?”

Yuigahama, with flushed cheeks and hands clasped to her chest, asked him expectantly.

“Hm.”

Himekoji thought for a moment and answered honestly,

“I quite like it, the apple.”

“That’s good~”

Yuigahama giggled foolishly while swaying her large chest.

…

“It’s already been ten minutes.”

Kasumigaoka, waiting outside the hospital room, couldn’t wait much longer, though she didn’t show her impatience on the outside.

“To be precise, it’s been seventeen minutes!”

Eriri ground her little fangs discontentedly.

She was very angry!

Why could others talk and get extra time, while her ten minutes passed with nothing done?

Akiko, knowing that “onii-chan” wasn’t going to do anything, wasn’t in a hurry at all now.

Hmph!

After all, the broken brother couldn’t play any tricks anymore!

“It won’t make much difference, let’s wait a bit longer.”

Yukinoshita, who had only disappeared for a short while and returned, said this and glanced at the time.

“Wait longer?”

As her eyes met Yukinoshita’s for just a moment, Kasumigaoka suddenly had a bad feeling,

“Wait for what?”

She asked it without thinking.

“Discharge. The nurse for the discharge instructions should be here soon.”

Yukinoshita glanced briefly at Kasumigaoka and spoke plainly.

“Discharge? Now?”

“Yes, time is tight. Hiratsuka-sensei just called and asked if we should change the ticket for Pervert-kun. I told sensei that he would board on time.”

Yukinoshita said this, turning her gaze toward the hospital room, her look as if it went through the thick wall.

“The school trip ends today, doesn’t it? Since we came together, we should go back together.”

“You!”

She had been tricked!

It was promised that everyone would get ten minutes, but when her turn came, there was no time left?

Kasumigaoka Utaha, not expecting this, tightly grabbed her skirt.

She didn’t foresee it; she never thought there would be a day when she got tricked by someone.

“What’s wrong, Kasumigaoka senpai?”

Yukinoshita asked in a winning manner, feeling at ease.

A winning manner?

That was natural.

Yukinoshita would win any challenge! Especially against opponents who called her “small.”

“It’s nothing. Have a safe trip.”

Kasumigaoka quickly steadied her feelings and gave a smile.

An evenly matched opponent?

That made it fun.

“Have a safe trip?”

“Yes, because the way is long.”