Chapter 270: Night Shift at the Hospital

Huh, sniffing underwear… such a basic perverted act, he hadn’t done it for a long time.

Suddenly, he felt a little nostalgic.

Himekoji sighed softly for a moment, then didn’t waste any more time.

He had to get down to business quickly! Before Yukinoshita got back.

Though, whether to start with the bra or the underwear, that was the question.

Based on Himekoji’s old habit, before sniffing, he always first examined an item carefully with his eyes – the color, material, shape, style, pattern, and so on.

Sadly, he was blind now…

He couldn’t go through those meticulous steps anymore, and a slight regret filled his heart.

If he just grabbed the underwear and shoved it near his nose for a good sniff, wouldn’t that make him just like any ordinary pervert?

Way too basic, crude, and pathetic.

Himekoji wasn’t like those common perverts!

He was a Pervert Master!

Ahem.

Actually… Himekoji managed to stay strong and keep living thanks precisely to this method of moral victory and self-comfort…

Though strange, random thoughts filled his head, his hands moved without delay.

Himekoji lifted both of his trophies –

Yuigahama’s bra and underwear, just taken off, held them both up near his nose at the same time.

Perfectly solving the problem of which to do first.

…

So, what did Yuigahama smell like?

Himekoji never got to find out!

Because, before that, he got interrupted…

“You really are something else.”

Yukinoshita, unable to stomach watching and incapable of tolerating even half a pervert, stepped forward. Her voice squeezed through gritted teeth, cold as solid ice.

The trophies he’d only just acquired were snatched away almost immediately.

“Huh?”

Himekoji froze in surprise.

It took him a while to process it –

What the hell?!

How was Yukinoshita back already? Way too fast, wasn’t it?!

So, that meant…

He got caught red-handed stealing Yuigahama’s undergarments?

Humiliating…

And he’d called himself a Pervert Master?

Now he’d even failed at the simplest, most basic job like stealing underwear.

He really was out of practice after all this time.

Time for some reflection, letting his professional skills get rusty like this…

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“Yukinoshita, no, it’s not what you think!”

Another one of Himekoji’s professional skills was –

making excuses.

“Oh? Then what is it?”

Yukinoshita stood to one side, arms crossed, expression icy.

She really wanted to see how he’d talk his way out this time.

However—

“You probably won’t believe me! I was forced!”

His answer disappointed her.

“Forced by who?”

Yukinoshita watched him silently, her face completely blank.

“By another person inside my head!”

Would she believe it?

Himekoji couldn’t see her, but he tried to project sincerity in his sightless gaze.

Actually…

He wasn’t lying!

“Hah.”

Yukinoshita almost felt like clapping for that answer.

Coming up with such a creative excuse… it really was a struggle for this pervert, huh.

“Okay, I get it now.”

Saying that, Yukinoshita gave a slight nod.

Then she reached out and pushed Himekoji, who currently had little strength, right back onto the hospital bed.

“Huh?”

Truly worthy of the Ice Queen. Her sudden, forceful action startled Himekoji.

He instinctively tried to grab his shirt collar, but found nothing. He realized he wasn’t wearing any shirt.

Heck, even his pants seemed to be ripped open!

Could it be…

Seeing his exposed body stirred up some… interest in Yukinoshita?

Couldn’t blame him for thinking that way. After all, he knew his charm levels were off the charts. Plus, Yukinoshita had hugged him without permission not too long ago.

The words for “Hug” and “Force” were only one letter apart!

The next moment, the two hands hugging himself were yanked apart by Yukinoshita without a second thought.

Meaning… he was now wide open!

Defense broken!

“H-hey… y-y-you, what are you doing?”

Himekoji felt…

Yuck! Himekoji felt scared!

Click!

Just as Himekoji’s words faded, a sharp, clear sound reached his ear.

A small ache hit his wrist; the feel was cold but familiar.

“Handcuffs?!”

Himekoji knew this thing all too well!

Both of his hands were cuffed to each side of the hospital bed.

“Wait! Where did you get this thing, huh?”

“Borrowed it from a police officer.”

Yukinoshita spoke in a calm and natural voice.

But Himekoji couldn’t stay calm!

He was going completely mad!

Because not long after, he found that not just his hands, but both his feet were tied up too.

He lay flat on his back on the bed, bare-chested and stretched out like the letter “big,” unable to struggle, like some helpless dead dog…

“Cut the jokes! How could something like this ever be lent out so easily?”

Himekoji couldn’t accept it.

Darn it, wasn’t this turning into some bondage play?

Even though he was a pervert, he didn’t like SM!

And even if it were SM, he didn’t want to be the M side!

He never thought Yukinoshita had such tastes!

…

Putting the cuffs on Himekoji was naturally a safety move by Yukinoshita.

This pervert acted recklessly right in front of her; who knew what awful things he might do alone later.

So, before Yuigahama finished her bath, it was best to keep him quiet in the hospital room!

She clapped her hands softly and then walked away.

…

His heart was beating kind of fast.

No, super fast!

Blindness, hospital room, handcuffs, bondage, half-nakedness, and the high-and-mighty Ice Queen…

Mixing all this together was way too weird and thrilling!

Even Himekoji, a pervert who’d seen big scenes before, almost couldn’t take it.

His breathing got weirdly heavy.

What would the next step be?

Could it be a ball gag?

Or maybe, wax dripping?

The very thought made him shiver all over.

One second… two seconds… three seconds…

Time crawled by in his nervousness.

Had it been too long already?

After cuffing him, the other person still didn’t make the next move.

“Hey…”

Himekoji tried to push things.

“I mean… just hurry up and get it over with!”

After all, waiting for the unknown was the worst pain.

…

“I mean… just hurry up and get it over with!”

Akiko had just returned with food and entered the hospital room when she saw this wild scene.

For a whole moment, she froze there in shock.

She only snapped out of it after a ping from the System finally pulled her back.

[Ding!]

[Scene successfully triggered!]

[New achievement unlocked: A first in the hospital! Mount, Onii-chan!]

[Achievement reward: Fulfill your wish! Your brother will see again in three days!]

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