Chapter 202: Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss Kiss

“Huh?! Akiko! What are you doing there?!”

Though separated by a wall, she heard it clearly!

Every word!

Nanami pressed her ear tightly against the door, listening intently. A bad feeling suddenly rose in her heart.

Hearing that panicked line…

Could it be that this time, the pervert inside the room had actually ended up being the one someone else perved on?

Like the saying, the hunter who hunts the geese ends up getting blinded by the geese?

Akiko was actually this terrifying!

No, this whole family is terrifying!

…

A pervert act by Himekoji? Nanami would stop it.

A pervert act done to Himekoji? Nanami would stop that too!

Because, Nanami is a warrior of justice! A warrior of love!

“CRASH!” The valiant female warrior Nanami launched a faith-fueled charge against the door!

Her slender yet fearless shoulder slammed into it!

“Oww…”

The solid wooden door stood firm and unyielding.

Mashiro, who had been leaning against the door fast asleep, was jolted awake, landing on the floor with a hard “thud!”

“The door’s locked?”

Nanami rubbed her sore shoulder, muttering.

“Earthquake?”

Mashiro sat up on the floor, bewildered, rubbing her sore head, also muttering.

“Earthquake, your head! It’s nothing like that!” Nanami snapped in annoyance.

“Wait, no… wait… actually, maybe something like that COULD be happening inside?”

Thinking that just pissed her off more!

“Get up! Help me break this door down!”

To rescue the pervert who had been perved on by his pervert Imouto, Nanami issued her next command.

“Okay. Got it.”

For once, Mashiro nodded seriously.

“Hmph, hmph.”

The girl stretched her thin arms and legs, then ran back a good ten meters.

“You really don’t need that much of a running start…”

“Huh? Wait! Don’t charge at the other side of the door! Are you stupid, Mashiro?!”

…

“BANG!”

The racket made by their door-banging really wasn’t just for show.

But inside the bedroom, the two involved parties were completely oblivious to the noise outside.

Because Akiko had finally realized something was wrong!

She wasn’t kissing Onii-chan! She was kissing a pillow!

So stupid!

She had even stuck out her tongue, ready to try a passionate kiss with Onii-chan. Yet all she ended up tasting was the pillowcase!

“Pah! Pah! Pah! Pah!”

Akiko hastily threw away the pillow, now damp with her own saliva, flushed with embarrassment and anger.

“Onii-chan, how could you?!”

Akiko felt betrayed by her Onii-chan!

That Onii-chan, with such honest-looking thick brows, had betrayed the cause first!

“I should be the one asking you that! Just look at—look at what you’ve tied me into?! …Ohh~…”

Himekoji started off sounding furious and commanding, but halfway through his sentence, his voice faltered. By the end, he couldn’t help letting out a little groan with pleasure.

Damn it, Himekoji was practically on the verge of blissful tears!

This turtle-shell binding style egg massage method? Well, you truly wouldn’t understand unless you tried it!

“Dammit, System, I’ll @$% your great-grandpa! I’m begging you, take back your… special powers!”

Himekoji couldn’t take it anymore!

For once, he mentally gave in and pleaded with the lady System.

After all, being tied up like this and moaning so pleasurably in front of his Imouto… it completely ruined the dignity befitting an Onii-chan.

This kind of thing…

No! Absolutely not!

However, even though Himekoji pleaded, this time, the System gave him no response.

Not that it didn’t want to, but it simply couldn’t.

…

“Onii-chan, you owe me!”

“O-owe you what?”

Watching his Imouto, eyes gleaming, advance step by step towards him, Himekoji was so scared he could only roll backwards.

Tied up like a mummy, walking was impossible. Rolling or wriggling were his only options.

Compared to wriggling, rolling was definitely the more dignified, graceful, and efficient method, much more fitting for his status as an Onii-chan and head of the family.

…Yeah right!

Rolling was still super embarrassing!

It was just slightly better than wriggling.

Himekoji felt like crying.

On their first night reunited after so long apart, he was letting his Imouto see him in such a pitiful state.

…

“Owe me what? Well, for all the feelings and kisses I just wasted, of course!”

Akiko pouted her lips, bright red and full, pressing forward step by step.

Himekoji soon found himself with nowhere left to retreat.

Behind him stood the bedroom door—somehow dead-bolted shut!

“Onii-chan, just give in to me~~ giggle hehe…”

Akiko planted her small hands firmly on the wooden door. Without further warning, she pinned him against it with a domineering, unreasonable kabedon!

Himekoji panicked instantly!

To create space, he desperately threw his head backward.

PONG!

His skull smacked straight into the door behind him.

Huh?

Wait a sec…

Holy shit! The door behind him was shaking hard!

Really shaking!

The moment his head touched it, he felt incredible movement coming from the other side.

…

[Ding!]

[Mission Triggered!]

[Resonance — Shake Alongside Nanami!]

[Reward: Escape Imouto’s Grasp!]

Whoa, a lifeline?

Seeing light in his darkness, hope surged through Himekoji.

Even this garbage System hadn’t abandoned him!

The mission made zero sense—but he didn’t care.

He’d do it. Right now.

Shake, shake, SHAKE!

Once! Twice! Thrice…

[Ding!]

[Resonance Achieved!]

The success chime rang instantly.

Followed immediately by—

BOOOOOOM!

The dead-bolted door blew apart!

No—exploded into sawdust.

Vanished into thin air. Just wood chips everywhere.

Nanami stood gaping outside.

‘Outside’? Wrong word. The door… was gone!

…

Himekoji: Hogtied, trembling, pressed flat.

Akiko: Puckered lips angling for a kiss.

With no barrier, Nanami and Mashiro finally saw everything.

This… exactly as expected!

OUTRAGEOUS!

No perverts survive where justice arrives!

Sibling feelings this wrong? Nanami couldn’t allow it near her!

Fast as lightning, she shoved her palm between those almost-kissing lips.

SCHLUP!

“Mmph!”

Two different lips met her skin in the same instant:

Front hand: Soft—sweet cotton candy (Akiko).

Backhand: Hot—sunbaked sand (Akito).

One kiss… became Nanami’s.

……