Chapter 102: I Need to Pee!

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Damn, saved!

[Countdown, forty seconds!]

Time was tight!

Himekoji took several big strides, rushing over in an instant, and snatched the umbrella into his hand.

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How could he make an unconscious “male” get hard in just tens of seconds?

For Himekoji, this wasn’t a problem at all!

“Pleasure Enhancement!”

For the first time, Himekoji proactively used this move himself.

[Pleasure Enhanced! Go!]

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“Mmm ah~”

As his legs moved forward, they accidentally brushed against each other. Himekoji couldn’t help but let out a moan.

“Damn it, I didn’t tell you to enhance me!”

[Relax, both sides’ pleasure is enhanced. Go!]

How could he relax?!

After muttering his usual complaint, Himekoji no longer had the free time to keep arguing with the System.

All his focus was on the umbrella—

His little brother’s fate from now on rested entirely on it!

Go!

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His hands started moving, but Himekoji didn’t dare look down, his face burning red.

It was just an umbrella, right? Yeah, it was just an umbrella!

Up! Down! Up! Down! Up! Down!

Himekoji concentrated completely, using all his strength.

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[Countdown—]

[5, 4, 3, 2, 1…]

[Judgment successful! Upgrade commencing!]

“Whew—”

Hearing the word “successful”, he slumped like he’d been drained of all energy, suddenly letting out a huge sigh of relief.

Then, “clatter”.

The umbrella in Himekoji’s hand slipped free unnoticed and fell to the floor.

By the way, this umbrella now… didn’t seem to be an ordinary umbrella anymore.

So, the next moment—

The “corpse” lying on the floor suddenly moved!

It sucked in a sharp, unconscious breath, then suddenly curled its entire body into a ball.

“Ah… hurts… hurts…”

It could cry out in pain while still unconscious?

This was terrifying!

Only then did Himekoji remember the other possible consequences of “Sensation Synchronization”…

Staring blankly at the umbrella on the floor, he was dumbfounded.

Hey! When they switched bodies back later, wouldn’t he be the one suffering?

Way too scary!

No way! This umbrella definitely had to be hidden away properly!

Where? Where? Where?

Just as Himekoji clutched the umbrella tightly, struggling to decide, “Uunh,” the Takanashi Rikka beside him seemed like she was about to wake up.

Wait, that was too fast! Sleep a little longer! He hadn’t found a hiding spot for the umbrella yet!

Instinctively, he hid the umbrella behind his back, gripping it super tight.

However, precisely because he gripped it too tightly, it made Takanashi Rikka wake up even faster.

“Owie owie owie!”

Rikka suddenly shrieked.

Both her hands clamped hard over her lower body. Her whole body abruptly arched into a half-moon shape, cold sweat beading on her forehead.

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Huh? Hands over her lower body? She was covering it?!

Hey! Get your hands off! Stop touching my little brother!

Himekoji gaped in shock.

As far as he could remember, his little brother had never been touched by anyone besides him, not ever since he was old enough to understand!

“Don’t touch! Don’t touch!”

Himekoji panicked and rushed forward, instinctively snatching up the umbrella to whack Takanashi’s “Sexual Harassment Hand”.

“It hurts! It hurts! Akito! It really hurts!”

Takanashi Rikka, now fully awake, had tears streaming down her face.

Her whole face was screwed up in misery.

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What was happening? The crotch she was covering hurt way worse than the hand that got hit?!

The girl was completely bewildered by the pain.

She totally didn’t get it!

Seriously, a guy’s body was just plain weird!

“If it hurts that much, let go!”

Himekoji yelled angrily.

However, because he was using Rikka’s body – small and cute – despite puffing his cheeks and looking fierce, it wasn’t scary at all.

Of course, in the end, Rikka did choose to let go… mostly because it hurt too much.

“Hiss… hiss…”

Himekoji stopped, but Takanashi was still grimacing from the lingering sting.

“Aki… Akito, your thing is so weird… It, it keeps hurting! And it’s all swollen!”

Seeing Takanashi’s worried and scared look, she probably thought it had some terrible disease.

But it wasn’t a disease at all!

“It’s not weird! Every man is like this!”

Huh, wait! Since the System changed him, maybe it actually became a little strange?

Himekoji wasn’t sure anymore.

“I… I… I’m uncomfortable.”

Takanashi pointed at the eighteen centimeters between her legs…

Wait, no, after the upgrade, maybe it had become twenty centimeters?

He’d have to find time to measure it properly.

Strange ideas suddenly popped into Himekoji’s mind.

“N-not a problem, it’ll be fine in a bit… probably…”

Of course it was uncomfortable, it being so stiff.

Himekoji couldn’t say that out loud, so he just embarrassedly turned away and mumbled in reply.

“I… I want to pee.”

“No way!”

Himekoji Akito shot it down instantly.

“Didn’t we agree? No bathroom breaks, no taking off clothes, no bathing, no… while we’re body-swapped!”

Himekoji acted all bossy as he rattled off the rules.

“What? When did we agree?”

Rikka pouted, her eyes wide and hurt.

“Huh? Didn’t I say it? Then I’m adding it now. Doesn’t matter either way.”

“But! But I can’t hold it anymore!”

Rikka clutched her belly in pain.

“Hold it in anyway!”

He couldn’t let her see and touch everything, right?

Even though Himekoji was a Pervert, he weirdly cared about little things like this.

Or maybe because he’d been forced to be a Pervert, he became extra stubborn about these details.

His good morals were already gone. All he had left to protect was his body.

Himekoji owned so little. What mattered most were just those two things.

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“I… I really can’t hold it!”

Rikka’s legs trembled inward. She wasn’t joking.

“Akito! I don’t care! Toilet, toilet, toilet!”

“N-no!”

Himekoji kept refusing, though he knew he was being unreasonable.

“I know what you’re worried about! But relax! The Evil Eye of the Wicked Lord can block vision, hearing, touch—I won’t take a peek!”

As things got desperate, Takanashi whipped out her usual chuunibyou solution.

“Pfft! Your Evil Eye of the Wicked Lord is on me right now!”

Himekoji yanked off “his” own Eye Patch angrily. The golden contact lens glittered stunningly under the light.

“So… so cool! The Evil Eye of the Wicked Lord is awesome!”

Seeing her own chuunibyou masterpiece from someone else’s view, Takanashi Rikka cupped her cheeks, enchanted.

“What’s cool about it!”

Himekoji rolled his eyes.

Yes, that included the “Evil Eye of the Wicked Lord” lens too.

“Then, Akito, use the Evil Eye to block my five senses!”

“Stop it! I can’t pull off weird skills like that! Plus, sealing your senses means you’ll pee your pants!”

“If you won’t let me go, I’ll wet myself now!”

Dang, she’d learned to threaten him back?

Still, forcing someone to hold it in was unkind. Himekoji hesitated, then finally gave in.

“F-fine. One exception just this time. But conditions!”

Rikka had to cover her eyes and wear gloves.

Ah well. Himekoji would just live with her wetting her pants if it came to that.

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While Rikka blindfolded herself, Himekoji sneakily hid her umbrella behind the curtains.

Earlier, since she’d been upset about other things, Rikka hadn’t noticed Himekoji stealing her “weapon.”

Hmm, nice…