Chapter 84: You Scum, You Are Not Even as Good as a Pervert.
Chapter 84: You Scum, You Are Not Even as Good as a Pervert.
“L-loli?! N-no way… Himekoji-kun is actually a pervert who only gets excited around little girls… um, a kind-hearted person…?”
The sweet-voiced female host, who looked dignified, was at a loss for what to say next.
Even though she had witnessed Himekoji Akito’s perverted level during the last interview and thought she prepared herself mentally enough to take on this job, she was still stunned and caught off guard by his sudden display of low morals.
However, did you think it ended there?
No!
Himekoji’s show time was still going on!
“You’re wrong! ‘Most favorite’ doesn’t mean ‘only like’! Don’t underestimate my tolerance for women!”
“No, no, I wouldn’t dare…”
The female host laughed dryly, shrinking back and trembling in front of Himekoji’s crazy and neurotic words and actions.
Thank goodness I’m not a loli.
The female host thought to herself.
…
“By the way, do I count as a loli? A blonde Twin Tails loli? Well… it counts, right? After all, my chest… is still developing?”
Eriri, who lost her chance to appear in the last chapter, finally got one line of dialogue in this chapter.
That was a relief and cause for celebration…
…
[Keep it up!]
The System’s teasing voice rang out slowly, always trying to get attention and making it annoying.
“Enough! Don’t gloat over my bad luck!”
Even though he mumbled unhappily, Himekoji Akito gritted his teeth and pushed on, because that was life, after all!
He put his hands on his hips and looked impressive!
Inside his heart, he was crying rivers of tears, but on his face, he looked up and laughed loudly.
Once again, he spoke.
Glowing with spirit and full of passion—
“It’s not just lolis, far from it! There’s also the female host, female host, female host! Step-sisters, step-mothers, step-daughters, twins, widows, senior girls, junior girls, classmates, Sensei, childhood friends, rich ladies! Blondes, black-haired girls, brown-haired girls, silver-haired girls, long-haired girls, medium-length hair, short hair, straight hair, curly hair, flat iron-straight hair, single or Twin Tails! Bob cuts, double braids, single braids, wavy curls! And sailor Uniforms, suit-style Uniforms, sports clothes, judo Uniforms, archery Uniforms, babysitters, nurses, maids, policewomen, shrine maidens, nuns, soldiers, secretaries, and Shotas! Tsundere girls, cheerleaders, flight attendants, waitresses, black gothic dresses, white gothic dresses, qipao wearers, sickly girls! Electromagnetic girls, delusional types, split personalities, Queens, princesses, female fighters! Stockings, garter belts, girls disguised as boys, glasses, Eye Patches, Bandages, school swimsuits, one-piece swimsuits, bikinis, V-shaped swimsuits, string bikinis! Monsters, ghosts, beast-eared girls, etc.! All kinds, all kinds of women, are within my acceptable range! No, I’d say, as long as she’s female, it’s fine!”
“Wait, one of those clearly isn’t female, right?!”
The attentive female host suddenly raised her hand and objected.
“Oh, you noticed that?”
“I wish I hadn’t…”
The female host felt like crying.
Honestly, why did she listen so carefully to such an outrageous perverted speech?
Hang on, he emphasized “female host” three times at the start, right?
…
As noon break neared its end, Yukinoshita Yukino and the other two left the Service Club.
In the corridor, the broadcast still played, echoing Himekoji’s crazy and perverted declarations throughout the school.
On the stairs, they occasionally passed a few classmates, who were overheard talking bits and pieces, with Himekoji Akito almost always at the center of it.
…
“He loves little girls most? Gross! What a pervert! How can he be number one?”
“Yeah, yeah, no matter how good his grades are, it doesn’t change that he’s a pervert!”
“He’s just a pervert, that’s all.”
“Right, he’s only a pervert!”
The two guys chatting ahead were classmates in Yukinoshita’s class and were elites in the international education class.
Thinking themselves special, their test results always got beaten by Hayama from the regular class, which already made them feel awful.
They never imagined it would get worse this time! This monthly exam, even a pervert like Himekoji outperformed them!
Excuse me? Is there no justice? Is there no common sense?
How could two of the top three in the grade be from the regular class? How could even Yukinoshita, who always took first place before, lose it? Where was the face for the elites of the international education class?
So, naturally, they couldn’t swallow that anger.
The two of them took turns bashing Himekoji harshly, and only then felt a bit better.
…
“They’re so mean!”
Yuigahama puffed out her cheeks angrily, then seemed eager to run over and argue with those two “elites.”
Beside her, Yukinoshita frowned almost imperceptibly before suddenly reaching out to stop Yuigahama.
“Yukino-chan, don’t hold me back! Akito isn’t as bad as they say! He… He has his reasons! He must have studied really, really hard to get first place. Why doesn’t he deserve respect for that?”
Yukinoshita said nothing with a cold face, but her action answered for her.
Yukinoshita Yukino, who was holding Yuigahama back, stepped forward instead.
…
“Hey, look, it’s Yukinoshita! Yukinoshita is coming over here!”
“Huh? Looks like she’s headed our way?”
The two guys over in the corridor noticed it too and instinctively straightened their already neat collars and hair.
Though it might be a bit over the top, all the boys in the international education class either had or once had crushes on Yukinoshita.
Of course, no “brave soul” ever dared to confess for real. In fact, for many, even talking to Yukinoshita required a lot of guts.
…
Yukinoshita was indeed walking toward them, getting closer and closer.
“Am I dreaming?”
“Elite A,” who hadn’t exchanged a word with his “goddess” in two years as classmates, swallowed nervously, feeling dizzy.
His heart pounded fast, like it might jump out of his chest.
His cheeks burned—no, his whole body was burning!
But the next moment, this guy who felt like he was on fire shivered suddenly for no reason at all.
It was because the girl had already reached him.
Yukinoshita stood there quietly, beautiful but icy, surrounded by a bone-chilling coldness that seemed to push everyone away forever.
“You scum, you are not even as good as a pervert.”
Yukinoshita spoke those words while shaking her head slightly, expressionless.
Yukinoshita never beat around the bush; she always stood by her principles and said things directly.
“Next time, before you look down on the first-place winner, become the first-place winner yourself.”
…
Hold on, this wasn’t the encounter I imagined!
What’s going on? My goddess scolded me over a pervert?
In an instant, he doubted life—seriously!
The two elites from the international education class froze like wooden chickens, stunned.
We’re not even as good as a pervert?
Not as good as a pervert?
That can’t be!
But faced with Yukinoshita, they were speechless.
…
“Y-Yukino-chan is so cool!”
The Yuigahama behind them suddenly seemed starstruck, eyes sparkling as she murmured with clasped hands.
After a moment, she seemed to suddenly remember something.
“Wait? Yukino-chan doesn’t like Akito, right? Then why would she speak up for him? Ah ah ah, could it be that after spending two weeks together, Yukino-chan finally sees him as worthy? Wow, such a tsundere!”
“Don’t overthink it, none of that could happen, dummy!”
Hikigaya sighed beside her.
“It’s just that she doesn’t like to lose. Think about it—if the top spot held by Himekoji gets denied, what does that make Yukinoshita in second place?”
“It’s just that those two twits walked into it! And hey, didn’t you see how icy and terrifying Yukinoshita looked when the broadcast mentioned she wasn’t number one anymore?”
“In short, daring to steal Yukinoshita’s top spot, that pervert brought a huge disaster on himself this time… heh.”