Chapter 83: Everyone, I Love Lolis!
Chapter 83: Everyone, I Love Lolis!
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No answer. In the classroom, besides the voices from the broadcast, only the rustling sound of page-turning could be heard.
Yukinoshita wasn’t interested in lies.
She just held her Bunko edition quietly, focused and cool.
But the next moment, Himekoji Yukino, hearing something, made an almost undetectable pause in her page-turning.
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“On this exam, Himekoji-kun scored first place in our grade! Even overtaking Yukinoshita Yukino, who was only three points away from a perfect score! What enabled you to achieve such a splendid result?”
Himekoji lifted his head slightly, his gaze focused somewhere distant.
“Hard work.”
He said calmly, his eyes distant and deep.
“Is hard work alone enough? You must have some excellent study methods, right? How about sharing them with everyone here?”
The host believed Himekoji’s deadpan nonsense.
“Hard work is the best method.”
“Wow, magnificent…”
The female host couldn’t help but utter words of admiration.
She thought, setting aside the pervert aspect, Himekoji truly was an impressive person.
No, perhaps there wasn’t even a need to add that unnecessary first half.
To stubbornly engage in perverted acts for so long, unwavering and never giving up—maybe that itself was even more impressive!
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“Next, I’d like to ask a somewhat personal question. I hope you don’t mind.”
“I definitely mind!”
“Hmm, okay then, I’ll ask.”
“So I said, don’t ask!”
The female host chuckled cheerfully, completely tuning out everything Himekoji said.
She paused, then spoke:
“Himekoji-kun, you’re always fond of doing perverted, lewd, embarrassing things to girls, right?”
“Only sometimes!”
“Then… what kind of girl makes you the most inclined to do such things to her?”
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Service Club.
“H-hey, Yukino-chan! Listen! Why are they asking that kind of question on the broadcast?!”
Yuigahama suddenly jumped up from her stool in a loud start.
“You’re a bit noisy, you know.”
Yukinoshita furrowed her brows slightly.
“Hey, Yuigahama. You don’t need to be so tense.”
“Wh-what are you saying, Hikki?! Who’s tense? How am I tense? Why would I be tense?”
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Classroom, Class 2-B.
Miura’s hand applying her Lip Balm suddenly froze. Beside her, Hayama threw a complicated, unreadable glance her way.
“Girls? He was only asked about girls…”
Saika bit his lips and mumbled quietly.
Nanami, clutching her stomach as she lay starving on her desk, unknowingly pricked up both ears.
Katou Megumi… huh? Katou Megumi was in the classroom too!
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Staff Room.
Sensei Hiratsuka Shizuka, who happened to be looking through Himekoji’s past Self-reflection essays, listened to the broadcast and revealed a faintly interested expression.
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The Senpai who had stayed up late writing a novel and consequently slept like the dead all through class to catch up on rest shook her head, muzzily waking up.
“Water…”
Her first line upon waking up seemed like a habitual reflex.
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“Oh? So Himekoji-kun got first place on the exam? Unexpected! To remain utterly low-key normally!”
Hanjo Ayame spoke with an approving nod.
“Indeed, a man should be like this! Always striving to be like his ‘little brother’! First: Never openly show off; Second: Stand firm and resolute at critical moments; Third: Capable of nurturing successors; Fourth: Skilled in attack yet bringing the other party pleasure; Fifth: Able to create friction yet making everyone enjoy it; Sixth: After victory, able to modestly minimize oneself. Conclusion: Be low-key, possess backbone, and have ability!”
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Eriri… oh, Eriri has no part here.
Next is the final one—
The antenna hair on her head instantly stood straight up. Takanashi Rikka looked ready for battle:
“Contractor, choose!”
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[Choose Now!]
The moment the female host threw out that question, Himekoji had already realized it.
Heh… Sure enough. As expected.
What had to come, came!
Himekoji smiled bitterly, a smile looking more like crying.
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[Choose Now!]
[A: Answer, “Of course, it’s a girl like you,” then strip off her clothes, assault her, while forcing her to pretend nothing’s happening and broadcast the weather forecast.]
[B: Please passionately announce to the entire school…]
“Screw you, System! B!”
As soon as Himekoji finished reading option A, he understood.
Damn it. He truly had no choice!
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Taking a deep breath, Himekoji suddenly stood up. He shoved the female host beside him aside, monopolizing both microphones.
Then, with great passion—
“The thing that most excited my desire, of course, without a doubt, is …”
“Loli!!”
Himekoji suddenly stepped forward, putting one foot on a stool. He used the broadcast to announce to the whole school!
“Gentlemen, I like lolis!”
“Gentlemen, I really like lolis!”
“Gentlemen, I love lolis the most!”
“I like H lolis!”
“I like tsundere lolis!”
“I like big-breasted lolis!”
“I like flat-chested lolis!”
“I like all-round lolis!”
“I like natural airhead lolis!”
“I like glasses lolis!”
“I like ponytail lolis!”
“I like strong-willed lolis!”
“I like sickly lolis!”
“I like sharp-tongued lolis!”
“I like twin lolis!”
“I like twin-tailed lolis!”
“I like athletic loli!”
“I like non-human lolis!”
“I like animal-eared lolis!”
“I like little sister lolis!”
“I like Gothic lolis!”
He roared all of that into the microphone at once.
His excited, fanatical, and perverted voice spread to every corner of the campus through the broadcast.
What an outrageous speech it was!
Students doing homework were so surprised that their pens fell to the ground.
Students walking on the road stopped in their tracks, stunned.
Students rushing to the toilet had their urine scared back into their bladders by Himekoji.
The crazy speech kept going—
“Gentlemen, I like lolis in rooms, kitchens, Bathrooms, classrooms, pools, trains, streets, real life, virtual, anime, in the mouth, in the mind, in manga … all lolis that exist in this world!”
“I like H lolis who skip work and slack off, ignoring updates, all covered in my demand notes!”
“When I tricked her, taking her on the bus to touch her, seeing her beg and tremble while close to high even though excited, that moment gave me the greatest joy!”
“I like lolis in Uniform all changing into school swimsuits together, jumping into the pool!”
“When the water splashed up and fell on the lolis, my heart danced with excitement!”
“I like the sight of a strong-willed loli stamping the floor, angry at me in a spoiled tone!”
“When I threatened her, pulling her from the floor onto my knee to spank her, watching her beg and plead with me, my mood felt absolutely carefree in that moment!”
“I like the moments when ponytail lolis call me ‘onii-chan’ with innocent voices!”
“Especially when I saw messy-dressed lolis, gasping softly as they tugged my clothes, trying to hold up bodies already tired out from my play! That moved me the most!”
“I like the way lolis holding stuffed animals trip and fall on the road, making me want to watch over and over!”
“Crying lolis, at the sound of stumbling again, falling down amidst small chirp-like cries and everyone’s shock! That feeling was wonderful!”
“I like non-human lolis! When she held a giant sword and twin guns, destroying enemies and streets with her master! It was the ultimate feast for the senses!”
“I like being spun around by lolis! A loli clinging to me hard, pushed down by me, but leaving sadly because of guilt—how heartbreaking!”
“I like natural airhead lolis with glasses! After taking her glasses away, she searched like a lost kitten on the ground—what a classic!”
“I wish for a loli, a perfect one like a god!”
“I wish for a loli, an extremely innocent one, cute enough to charm countless loli fans across worlds, like truth itself!”
“Loli! Loli! Loli!”
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The whole campus fell silent at that moment.
It was terrifyingly quiet.
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Sometime later, someone softly mumbled.
“Someone who likes lolis can’t be a bad person …”
Someone else agreed right away.
“Hmm… maybe we were wrong about him all along.”
Then, the next moment—
“Hey, everyone look! There are two perverts here! Perverted loli fans just like Himekoji!”
“Oh no, we’re exposed!”
“Run away!”
“Wait, before running, let me cast these two Recommendation Votes for Himekoji.”
“I’ll vote for him too!”
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[Please choose!]
[A: Cast a Recommendation Vote.]
[G: I just won’t vote!]
[C: Cast a Recommendation Vote and add Himekoji to your harem.]
[D: Cast a Recommendation Vote and add Hayama to your harem.]
[E: Cast a Recommendation Vote and add Saika to your harem.]
[F: Cast a Recommendation Vote and add the author to your harem.]
[B: Cast a Recommendation Vote, become Himekoji’s little brother, and then share Sensation Synchronization with Rikka’s umbrella, going wild!]