Chapter 178: Unprecedented

Such a bizarre event only happened in movies…

Luckily, Lin Yin had watched movies like “It’s a Boy Girl Thing,” so she wasn’t so shocked that she didn’t know what to do. However, this situation still completely exceeded what she previously believed about the world—at least, science couldn’t explain it, right?

After Lin Yin tried to call her own mobile phone number but failed, she sat for a long time on Lü Yang’s worn-out sofa before she calmed down a little.

After being confused for a long time, Lin Yin decided that her first task was to find a way to contact Lü Yang again. Maybe he knew what was going on and what had caused it.

Lin Yin found Lü Yang’s wallet and keys, and then she boldly left his rented room. At first, she was worried that she would look scary walking around outside. Later, she found that no one on the street paid much attention to her, so she gradually relaxed.

This familiar Jing’an Residential Area in front of her felt a little strange to Lin Yin…

She thought for a long time and finally realized—it turned out… she was now quite a bit taller than before, and her strides while walking were much longer. That made the world seem shorter than it used to, and the buildings and trees on both sides of the road seemed to move past more quickly. That explained the strange feeling.

As Lin Yin left the residential area, she used a public phone to dial her own mobile phone number, but it was no longer in the service area!

She couldn’t reach any of her classmates’ phones either.

Worried that her mobile phone might be damaged and Lü Yang wouldn’t be able to contact her, Lin Yin “borrowed” some money from Lü Yang’s wallet and went to a roadside shop to fix his cheap mobile phone. Once she turned it on, she immediately received several text messages from Lü Yang.

The first text told her not to be afraid or panic and that he would definitely find a way to solve this problem.

The second text told her not to talk about this matter with anyone else, to avoid attracting more trouble—like being taken away by national security agencies or research institutions to be studied as a lab rat.

The third text mentioned the location of the wallet and keys, which Lin Yin had already found by herself.

The fourth text gave her the bank card password and told her to withdraw money from an ATM if she needed it.

The fifth text… reminded Lin Yin not to go into the wrong door when using a public restroom, to avoid being beaten up as a pervert or getting arrested by the police… which would embarrass Lü Yang.

After receiving these messages, Lin Yin, who had been panicking, finally settled down a bit. When she saw the last text, she almost laughed out loud.

After being reminded by that text, Lin Yin really did feel the urge to pee. However, when she passed a public restroom, she didn’t dare go into the men’s restroom, and she was also afraid of being beaten up as a pervert if she went into the women’s restroom. So she held it until she got back to the bathroom in Lü Yang’s rented room.

Inside the bathroom, when Lin Yin saw that peculiar, alien-like thing on Lü Yang’s body, she wasn’t as “excited” as Lü Yang was when he saw Lin Yin’s body—instead, she got a big fright…

Although Lin Yin was the class commissary and had always been a good girl around her parents, she was very conservative about “sex.” According to her parents’ teachings, it was something “bad,” and once you got involved, you became a bad girl. She had long decided she wouldn’t have anything to do with it before graduating from college.

So, it wasn’t surprising that she was shocked when she saw Lü Yang’s thing. Luckily, even though she had never seen one before, she wasn’t silly enough to mistake it for an alien and cut it off with scissors.

Lin Yin wasn’t used to standing, so she still sat on the toilet to do her business. After that, she went back to the room and started daydreaming again…

What exactly was happening? Could they really swap their bodies back as he had said? What should she do now?

…

When it was almost noon, Lin Yin received a phone call from Sister Mei, who invited Lü Yang to have a meal together.

Lin Yin knew about Sister Mei—she was Lü Yang’s landlady, and they had met twice before, but they hadn’t talked much or interacted closely.

At first, Lin Yin declined Sister Mei’s invitation to avoid trouble, but Sister Mei insisted repeatedly. Lin Yin couldn’t find a good excuse to refuse. Then she suddenly remembered that Yi Ya once complained that Sister Mei was a bit improper and seemed like she wanted to seduce Lü Yang…

Lin Yin suddenly felt a little curious and decided to go to Sister Mei’s invitation for Lü Yang instead, to check if there was anything going on between Lü Yang and Sister Mei.

So, Lin Yin went out and had lunch with Sister Mei. During the meal, while listening to Sister Mei’s scattered words of gratitude, Lin Yin learned that Lü Yang was helping Sister Mei with a lawsuit. With the intuition of a woman’s heart, Lin Yin quickly confirmed that nothing had happened between Lü Yang and Sister Mei, but it was obvious that Sister Mei had feelings for Lü Yang.

Lin Yin had always had a good impression of Lü Yang; she knew he was chivalrous and always ready to help others. Now her opinion of him improved even more.

A small incident happened after the meal. When both of them went to the restroom, Lin Yin instinctively followed Sister Mei into the women’s restroom, causing a bunch of screams. She blushed deeply, and Sister Mei laughed as she pushed her out.

After going into the men’s restroom next door and seeing a row of men standing by the wall, Lin Yin quickly stood by the wall too. She felt her heart racing and her face burning, before eventually deciding to try using the “nozzle.”

It turned out the feeling was incredibly wonderful. When she held the nozzle, she could even slightly feel the flow of water inside… Plus, being able to spray so far felt much better than squatting and having it run down a woman’s legs…

Because of their natural disadvantages, women often admired men psychologically—knowing that men didn’t have painful stomach cramps or bleed every month, men could pee standing up, they were stronger, and could do whatever they wanted. A female sexologist from the West had once written a book analyzing this kind of “second sex” psychology in detail.

There was a joke that went like this: A little girl complained to her mother that the neighbor boys each had a mushroom and could pee standing up, but she only had two wood ears, so she had to squat to pee. This made her feel wronged and envious of the boys with their mushrooms.

The mother replied to the daughter: You don’t need to envy them. When you grow up, because of your two wood ears, you can have as many mushrooms as you want.

However, even if a woman had many mushrooms, she could only temporarily bite or hold them with her wood ears. Sooner or later, they would be pulled away. When she was biting or holding them, she might feel full, but once they were pulled away, she would feel empty. So, when a woman actually grew her own sturdy mushroom and experienced its practical benefits, most would no longer want to go back to having two soft wood ears.

Although water always flows downward along the thigh, people want to rise upward. The disadvantaged often yearn to become the dominant. Few men want to become women, but many women wish they could become men.

Lin Yin now felt a little bit of this excitement and joy. Especially when she noticed that Sister Mei, who usually acted proud in front of her and Yi Ya, was now being so polite to “him,” and her eyes kept showing affection and fondness for “him,” which made Lin Yin feel quite pleased.

The feeling of being a man… was really quite nice!

…

That afternoon, “Lü Yang” unprecedentedly went shopping at the mall with Sister Mei and spent the whole afternoon doing so. “Lü Yang” was still full of energy and didn’t seem tired at all.

Sister Mei was very surprised to discover that “Lü Yang” actually had a lot of knowledge about women’s clothing—different color and style combinations, this year’s fashion trends, etc.—he explained it all clearly.

It wasn’t just women’s clothing, but also shoes, cosmetics…

Besides clothes, shoes, and cosmetics, the two of them also thoroughly exchanged opinions about the latest gossip on entertainment celebrities. This gave Sister Mei a whole new understanding of “Lü Yang” and made her like him even more in her heart.

Of course, Sister Mei occasionally felt that Lü Yang was a bit strange today—his tone of voice and expressions were very different from before. However, because of her secret liking for Lü Yang, Sister Mei selectively ignored his odd behavior.

Throughout the afternoon, Lin Yin carried all the things Sister Mei bought. Lin Yin had a great time that afternoon; she had never experienced how great it felt to have seemingly endless physical strength. When she realized that no matter how many things she carried, they all felt as light as nothing, she even had the urge to try lifting the big stone ball at the mall entrance.

Lin Yin didn’t lift the big stone ball, but while shopping with Sister Mei, she saw a group of people on the street watching something. Sister Mei stood on tiptoes but still couldn’t see… So on an impulse, Lin Yin put down the bags and, holding Sister Mei’s waist with both hands, easily lifted her up.

When Sister Mei was put down, she giggled with a blush spreading across her cheeks, her charming eyes twinkling softly as she looked at “Lü Yang.” She even leaned closer to “him.”

Lin Yin realized that she had gotten too excited. There had been nothing going on between Lü Yang and Sister Mei before, but now she was stirring something up…

After shopping in the afternoon, Lin Yin pretended she had something else to do and firmly refused Sister Mei’s invitation to have dinner together at a nearby western restaurant.

Lin Yin didn’t know how Lü Yang had previously kept his distance from Sister Mei, but now she had clearly messed up. At least, Sister Mei’s increasingly bold, flirtatious looks toward “Lü Yang” made Lin Yin feel that… if they had that western meal together, Sister Mei might even invite “him” to spend a romantic night, which would be really embarrassing.

After parting with Sister Mei, Lin Yin rushed back to Jing’an Residential Area like she was escaping. She ate something casual at a street vendor outside the residential area and then returned to Lü Yang’s rented room.